( Well, here is the next chapter. I hope that you like it! I do! I have been sitting down in the coldest office in the world typing it. I would like to say that I don't own any of the things to do with Pirates of the Caribbean and to thank the readers who do read this. If there is anyone who hasn't reviewed. Make me happy and review! Please )
It was warm night. The stars in the sky were bright and they could see some clouds whisping over them. A breeze blew on their skin and they embraced the wonderful feeling. They stood in front of the building that the party was going to be held at. It was only nine o'clock. They had decided to go there early to make sure they could 'borrow' a few costumes from some people.
They sat behind some shrubery next to the door and across from the road. Some people who were going to the party started to arrive dispite the fact that they were an hour early. Elizabeth asked if they should take their costumes, but Jack looked at them and decided against it. He wanted to look very cool and swave (as if Jack isn't cool and swave). A half an hour went by and more and more people started to show up. Some people walked by as different animals, dogs, birds, cats, horses. Others were people wearing togas, and masks.
Fiften minutes went by and Elizabeth spoke, "We need to get some costumes to get in there. We are not going to be sitting here, waiting all night. The next group of people to come, we are going to take thier costumes. Ok?"
"No! I want to be something really cool!" Jack told her. She gave him one of her death looks and he then changed his mind. "No....no.... I think your right. The next group." As they looked at the street they could see three shadows moving closer to them. Jack's eyes looked at the people who had approached them and opened his mouth.
"I just don't feel right about this," Will whinned at Elizabeth.
"You!? What about me? I feel rather wronged by this costume," Jack responded.
"Oh shut your traps," Elizabeth said as she moved her way up the steps and knocked on the door. Jack and Will stood behind her as the door moved open. A little butler opened it and he looked them up and down.
"Your invitation," he said while she rose an eyebrow at their costumes. Elizabeth handed it to the small man. He looked it up and down, and with a nodd he let them in. As soon as the door opened Jack had a smile on his face as he looked at the wonderious home. It looked larger on this inside then in the out and it was appearent that the homeowner was very wealthy. The enterence all had large paintings with gold frames on the wall, the floor was of marble and so clean that they could almost see their own reflections. They moved down it, following the sound of mouths chattering. When they made it to the end of the hallway they saw the large ball room. Large white pilliars were inside, holding up the structure of the home, food was on long tables that reached from one end of the room to the other. To Jack's happeness they also had an open bar and it took him no time to move his way through the crowd to get himself a drink.
Elizabeth and Will stood at one corner of the room, looking at the people dance. She looked at him, "you know Will. You look very handsom tonight."
He gave a mocking face as he spoke, "very funny Elizabeth.... very funny." At that point he noticed a large mirror on the opposite side of the room and he grabed Elizabeth's hand and moved their was to it. They stood in front of it and Will's eyes grew large as he looked at his costume. He was dressed in a black and white French maid uniform. The dress fanned out at the bottom, revealing his legs. In his hand he held a small feather duster and on his head he wore a small white hat. Elizabeth looked at her reflection as well. She was happy that she had lucked out with her costume. She was dressed in a Raggedy Ann costume. Although the outfit wasn't revealing at all, she had a small fit looking at the face paint on her. Those bright red cheeks and freakles.
After a moment of looking at themselves they moved to the snack bar where htey could see Jack rumaging around the table with his glass of rum. Jack looked so different in his outfit, the cleanest he would ever look in his life. He wore a black and white Nun's uniform. His face stuck out of the head hole and Elizabeth gave a snorting laugh when she saw him smile with his golden tooth showing.
"Excuse me ma'am," said someone tapping Will on the shoulder. A man that looked very fimilar spoke to him. "May I speak to you in private?"
"Um.... sure. Please give me a moment Elizabeth," Will said as he followed the man into a small living room. The room looked tiny compared to the large ball room they were just in but he sat on a large couch. The man sat next to him.
"I noticed you from across the room," said the man while winking his eye. "You are a very pretty lady."
Will smiled at the man who had mistaken him. He touched his curly hair that was sitting at his shoulders as he spoke, "Oh no... you see. It's just a costume-"
"I would really like to get to know you better if you know what I mean?" He moved closer to Will as he put his hand over Will's shoulder. Will looked into the man's face and then saw why he seemed to fimilar. He was the man from the bar who had taken Jack back to his place.
"No... I really don't think this is-" The man put his other hand on Will's leg. He eyes bulged at this as he quickly got up at staired at the man with his deep brown eyes.
"Sister. Can you help me?" A man said as he held Jack's hand.
"No, sir. I don't really think I can..."
"Please you have to!" The man looked at Jack. He was wearing a dog costume and he had been convinced that Jack was a real nun, even though Jack had told him man times that he didn't. He even pointed out to the man that he had facial hair (it had grown back since it's little shaving time just as Will told him it would. Also, Jack noticed the ink around his eye and vowed that he would get him back for it).
"Get away from me!" Jack said to him as he took a swig of rum.
"Sister! I believe that it is only that you are drunk. Please help me and bring me closer to the lord!" The dog held onto Jacks leg and he tried to shake him off. He didn't move until Elizabeth came over and created a diversion so that he could get away.
"Thanks Elizabeth..." Jack said to her and then asked, "Where is Will?"
"Give me a kiss! KISSY KISSY!" He hollard as he chased Will around the room.
"NOOOO!"
They ran around in circles. All of a sudden the door to the room swong open as Elizabeth came in. She looked at the man who was chasing Will. "What do you think you are doing!?"
"None of your bussiness! This is my lady!"
Elizabeth's Jaw dropped and she looked at the scene. "You don't want to get me angry! Move away from Will!"
Instead of moving away from him, he charged at Will yelling, "Willma! Willma! I love you my sweet!" He caught up to the running Will and pinned him to the ground. "I want a kiss my dear!" He advanced his way up to Will's lips and when he was but one inch from his face Elizabeth hit him on the head with a lamp.
The man fell on top of Will and he then pushed him to the side as he got up. "Thank you baby," he told his soon to be wife.
"No problem sweety pie." The two of them walked back to the ball room and saw that more people had arrived. Their eyes shanned the room and they then saw that the pirates were there. It was hard to miss the schruffy looking pirates dressed as white fuzzy bunnies.
"You know... I am very hungry...." Will started.
"Well you don't need my permission to eat!" Elizabeth spat.
"Well I need your permission with everything elese..." She gave him a look and he stopped. He walked over to the food and saw a large plate of meatballs. Elizabeth didn't relize how hungry he really was. Will was just shoving meatballs down his throat. It didn't even seem that he was chewing at all. One by one, they went down, and slowly Will started to chew less and less. At a moment he stopped chewing all together and started bobbing his head around. His eyes were watering as well.
"What is the matter Will?" Elizabeth asked as she put her hand on his back in concern. He gave her the universal choking sign with his hands. They were around his throat telling her that he was choking.
"Baby... I will help you!" She then started hitting his back with her hand. She started to pound and pound harder as nothing came up. She then moved him to the table and started wacking him on the table. When that didn't work she started beating his back. After a while she then yelled, "QUICK SOMEONE! HE'S CHOKING!"
Many people turned to look at what was going on and at once their was a crowd of watchers. No one dared to help him. "SOMEONE!!! HElP!!!" Jack moved his way through the crowd. The music stopped at the disturbance.
"Everyone! Move away! I will take care of this," Jack said. As those words came out of his mouth Elizabeth took at few steps back. She was standing in front of Will in a panicked way. Jack put his arms around Will from behind and made a fist with his hands. He started to thrust them into Will, doing the hemlic. Nothing was coming out. So he did it again, this time, lifting Will from his feet into the air. On the third thrust the meatball came flying in the air in a slowmotion like way, went across the room. Everyone was holding their breath, their eyes watching the meatball. It went flying and hit Elizabeth right in her forhead. She was so surprised at it doing this that she started falling back and landed on top of the table. The table broke by the weight of Elizabeth and it collasped with her on it. Food fell all over her as she looked up from her back, but as soon as she thought it was over she saw the bowl of punch hovering in the air, gravity slowly working it's way. The bowl went flying and landed upon her, wetting her costume.
No one said a word, only staired at her with amazed eyes. Will looked at her and helped her up to her feet. Jack looked at everyone, "what an interesting party!" At that everyone started to mutter and continued dancing as the music started up again. A man dressed as a vampire handed Elizabeth his black cloak, since neither Jack nor Will had something to cover Elizabeth with. Jack looked to see the pirates talking among each other. He tapped Will's shoulder and they both walked over to them while Elizabeth stayed at the table looking into spoons at her relection, trying to fix her appearance (mostly hair).
"Hello there mates," Jack said to the captain.
The captain looked at him, "oh. I have been waiting for the day when I would see you. Your Jack Sparrow of The Black Pearl. "
"Well, it is really Captain Jack Sparrow," he corrected.
"Aye..." Said the man in agreement. "I have been wanting to talk to you on accord of you following my ship. I don't know why but I would really like to know why."
"Yes... Well-" Jack started but the man cut him off.
"Hey, I know you!" He looked at Will rubbing his throat. "Your the chap that came and talked to me about getting your coin and father back, aye?"
"Well, yes. Not so much the father. You can keep him. My wife really wants him back-"
"Like I told you before. You aren't getting them back!" He said as he pulled his gun out from under his bunny outfit. His crew mates took no time taking out their swords and pointing them at. "I would really hate to kill you."
"I would really hate for you to kill me," said a worried Will. He was trying to be cocky and all but it just wasn't working for him because we all know that Wills kind of is a pansy (even though everyone loves him!) and that Jack is the manly man.
"Oh... no... I don't care about killing you. I just don't want to get some blood on my cute bunny outfit," said the captain and the crew all shook their heads and muttered in agreement. They then approached the men with their swords pointing at them.
"I really think that we should be off," Will said to Jack.
"I do say so," Agreed Jack as they turned and started to run. They looked around the ball room for Elizabeth and saw someone in a black cloack turned around. Will grabed their hand and pulled her along with them. The three of them made their way out of the room and started a dask down the road. Elizabeth seemed to be running very slowly but they continued their way down to the row boat. As soon as they made it there they stopped to get a breather.
"That was a close one, " Will said as he faced Elizabeth. He then pulled the hood off of the cloack to see that it wasn't Elizabeth at all. It was none other then the man who wanted to be intimate with him (as well as Jack).
"Oh... hello luv! I knew you would rescue me!" He said.
Jack and Will's eyes grew large. "I.... I.... didn't know that it was y-y-you!" said a stuttering Will.
"Damn you Will! You don't even know the difference between Elizabeth and a man!" Jack hollard.
At once Jack started pushing the rowboat off and he jumped in it. Will looked at him. "Wait Jack!" He then did a flying leap into the boat (it wasn't much of a leap since the boat was only a few feet off of shore. Still knee deep.) Jack rowed the boat quickly, leaving the scary man on shore.
He was yelling at them, "come back my loves!"
Jack kept rowing and rowing and once they were far away and could hardly hear the shouting of the man he asked Will a very good quesiton. "What about Elizabeth?"
"Oh... she will come here. Once she notices that we arn't there anymore she will come back."
"But-"
"I know. There is going to be hell to pay once she gets here."
A confused Elizabeth stood at the ball, wondering where her friends have gone. She looked around and waited for them. It took her a while to see that they had left her. "There is going to be hell to pay," she said to herself as she made her way to the door.
