( Hello everyone. Thanks for reading my story. It hasn't been to much of a wait I hope. I think that it was about one day. Anyway. I wanted to tell everyone, that I think my story will end around 15 chapters. For, I have started a Lord of the Rings, that I hope will be around 15 chapters, and I was thinking about doing an Edward Sissorhands or Harry Potter story. Who knows. Anway, I hope that everyone likes this so far. It is really nice of you to review for me because it makes me think that I am doing this for someone. Also would like to say, even if I would write about anything other then POTC... my heart is still with it.)
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Jack was lying on the deck of the ship, sipping a little bit of rum. He seemed to be quite happy and carefree. On the other hand, Will was pacing the ship, walking it from front to back. Jack rose his eyebrow at him.
"Mate, what are you doing?"
"Oh, what have we done? Elizabeth will kill me."
Jack smiled, "Will kill Will."
Will was so nervious that he was sweating. He even had large wet sweat stains under his armpits and around his neck. He herd the sound of oars in the water. Will looked off the side of the ship to see a very angrey Elizabeth rowing at warp speed. "Oh, great. Here she is."
"You knew she was coming back," said Jack.
He started to speak to the captain, "I know. I just can't stand it when she is a nasty little- Elizabeth! How nice to see you baby!" He said to Elizabeth who was climbing up the rope ladder to the deck of the ship.
As soon as her feet his the deck everyone on board stopped what they were doing to watch what was going to happen. Elizabeth was shaking with rage, her arms straight down her sides, her eyes looking like they were scanning the ship. When they went to Will she looked as though she was ready to kill. "YOU!" She hollard. She started a fast pase towards Will. "YOU!"
He started to take steps back wards in a small attempt to stay away from her.
"AND YOU!" She turned to look at Jack.
"I didn't do anything luv," said Jack as he sat up to look at the angered women.
"WILL PAY!!!" Elizabeth cried as she charged at Will. She did a Xena warrior call and flew on top of him. His body went flying to the floor. As soon as he was pinned under Elizabeth's light frame she then started punching him over and over again in the face.
"Liz- ouch- Please- ouch- stop- ouch," she said inbetween blows to the face. At that time she then hit him in the nose and it started to bleed. His hand reached out and grabbed hers. She struggled to get it away as he grabbed her other hand. He stood up with her in his clutches. "Elizabeth... this has been enough."
"AHHHHH!!!" He yelled as she kneed Will in the "special place."
It didn't seem to phase him too much, he only said, "ouch." It was a surprise to everyone since, if it was any other man they would have fallen to the ground.
Jack thought it was a perfect time to make a comment, "eunch," he said in a type of a cough.
"What?" A puzzled Will said, moving his eyes to Jack. Elizabeth took this time to then whip her hands from his and give him a shove over board. He went flying off the side of the ship, landing into the ocean with a large splash.
"Haha.." said Jack. Elizabeth broke her gaze at Will and looked at Jack. "No...." he started to move slowly backwards, "Elizabeth. It wasn't I. It was all Will's idea." That didn't seem to convince Elizabeth because as soon as the last word came out of his mouth she charged at him as well. He struggled as bit as he threw the Elizabeth that was now on top of him, to the floor. Jack then thought that being a pirate and all that he would take his sword out. He pointed it at Elizabeth. This didn't seem to phase her. She gave a high kick to Jack's hand and the sword went to the floor. Jack's eyes light up and he started to make a dash to the sword. As soon as he got to it he bent over to pick it up.
RIP.... was the sound that everyone's ears herd. Captain Jack Sparrow had just ripped his pants in front of everyone, exposing his underwear. Everyone on the ship started to laugh and even Elizabeth gave a small (very very very small) smile. Jack's face turned a light pink color as he hollard at his crew, "it isn't funny! Stop laughing!" When he said this it seemed as everyone just laughed harder. I mean, come on, Jack's pants ripped!
Elizabeth thought that this was the time to take him down. She was now the Terminator, Swann style. She then ran over to Jack and with one punch, he went flying in the air, off the side of the boat, into the light blue water. Elizabeth looked down at Jack and Will in the water. Both bobbing in the water, looking at her. She walked to where the stearing weel of the ship was and she yelled, "I AM QUEEN OF THE SHIP!"
The crew started a clapping. When this happened Elizabeth started to smile and that began Elizabeth getting a really really big head.
The next day, everything seemed like it was back to normal. Will and Elizabeth were getting along very well and Jack was still being um.... Jack. The only thing's that were different was that Will had a large bandage across his nose and Jack's pants were sown at the crotch, it was very obvious what had happened. Everyone looked to see the crew mates of the Fuzzy Bunny getting on board.
"Everyone! Get ready to hoist sail! We are going to follow this ship!" Cried Elizabeth.
"Hey! I am the captain!" Jack said to Elizabeth who was standing at the wheel.
"No.... I am nowt the captain," corrected Jack.
"Are you trying to up stage me?"
"I don't have to because I have already upstaged you!"
"Do you think that people would go see Pirates of the Caribbean if I wasn't in it? Hmmm?"
"Yes! I think that everyone goes to see me!"
"But what about the death threats?" asked Jack. "hmmmm?"
"Oh yeah... they wanted me dead for kissing Orlando- I mean... ummm.... Will."
Jack smiled, "we wouldn't want any of that."
"Fine! You have one this time! You better watch your back then!"
The Fuzzy Bunny pulled the anchore of their ship up and the white sails blew open. Everyone on The Black Pearl moved into their positions. In no time their black sails were up and they were ready to follow the ship in front of them.
"Jack?" asked Will. "How can the ship sail with all of these holes in them?"
"Well, it is a magical ship ok?"
"No... it's not. Tell me why Jack."
"Um... because it wouldn't be all ghost looking if it didn't have these sails. And then I wouldn't be as cool as everyone thinks I am."
"Well for the record, I don't think your cool."
"REALLY? Then you is cooler then me?" Asked Jack, getting a little freash.
"I am," said Will with a nodd of his head.
"Whatever," said Jack. They left it at that because the ship was moving and they were in pursuit of it once again.
They had followed the ship for days and days, waiting until they could get to their secreat island, hoping that they wouldn't make any more stops along the way. Jack was glad to be on his ship. No matter where he was, what he was doing, he always felt that their was nothing better then being on his ship. Will didn't seem as happy to be on the ship. Maybe it was the fact that he didn't want to be a pirate (even though he is) or the fact that sometimes, when he ate to much he would get very seasick. That would really tick Jack off anyway because he didn't like to get chunkies on his wonderful ship. Jack also thought that the number one reason why Will didn't like to be one the ship was because of Elizabeth. He knew that hey had loved each other, but at times it seemed like their love was on the line, as though they didn't care for one another.
Elizabeth seemed to be enjoying herself on board. Everyday she would go around saying, "today is the day." She couldn't wait to find her father. At times she didn't like him to much because he was very materialistic and he didn't really like Will to much after the whole pirate thing. He didn't like pirates at all. Now that Elizabeth thought about it, she started to wonder why she was saving her father. Once she felt like she was just being annoyed at the thoughts she stopped thinking about it (what a great answer huh?)
The Captain of the Fuzzy Bunny started to get annoyed at watching the ship following them. He looked at his crew mates, "Boys! I think that I have had enough of looking at this ship behind us!" They all hollard in agreement. "I think it is time for us to thank them for following us.."
"But Captain! Why would we do that?"
"It was a figure of speach. I think it is time that we take them under our wing."
The crew mate spoke again, "why would we want to do that?"
"God! You idiot! We are going to fight!" Yelled the captain. Everyone on board hollard in excitement.
