"En garde!"
"Take that, you narrow-minded little know-it-all!"
"I don't think so!"
"Ah ha! Got you!"
"Hey! That hurt!"
"Now who has the emotional capacity of a teaspoon? Eh? Who does?"
(mumble)
"What was that? Couldn't quite hear you."
"Shaddup, Ron."
"Aw, but it's such fun!"
(poke)
"Oh, now you're asking for it, Miss Granger."
"Am I, Mr. Weasley? We'll see about that!"
(prodding abound)
(thud)
"What was that? You know there's no physical contact allowed!"
"Well, I just changed the rules, Miss Granger."
At this point Harry walks in, looking thoroughly shocked at the scene that lies before him. Leaving a very red Ron and a flustered Hermoine, he closes the door as quickly as is possible.
