(Hello everyone, once again! Today, I bring to you one of the most action packed chapters! I think anyway. Lots of thought went into this. I even giggled a little bit as I wrote, so I hope you will when you read this! I hope everyone is enjoying this as much as I am. If you guys are really really really board and like this story I am happy to tell you that my new Lord of the Rings story is up and has three chapters already! I hope that having a new story will give my mine a time to think of new things for these characters. P.S. I am still really sad I don't have new readers. Please tell people about this. It would make me v. happy!(

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The Fuzzy Bunny slowed down and everyone on the Pearl looked at each other in confusion.

"What are they doing?" asked Will. Jack looked very interested and kind of know it all like.

"They want to fight. Let's get ready to rumble!"

"A fight? Oh no! I don't want to fight!" Elizabeth said, her hands on her hair that she loved so much.

"Don't worry baby.... I will protect you," said Will as he put his hand on her back.

"What are you talkin' 'bout foo. I have to risk my ass for you," said Elizabeth.

"Huh?"

"I don't want anyone messing with my bitch."

Jack just gave them this look, "don't worry about it Will. I will just up stage you."

"What!? You never upstage me!" Will felt very offended at the remark.

"Umm.... sure. If that makes you feel better then think that," he then directed his attention to his crew. "Get ready mates! We are going to have a fight! Load the cannons! Get your swords out!" Everyone on deck moved around as they did what they were told. The other ship was slowing down and before long they were next to each other. As soon as this came so, everyone yelled and screamed at the opposing side. The boats were then connected by the crew of The Bunny. Dirty pirates moved across the ship, swinging on ropes. The ships were so close that many just jumped over and walked across. For easy access they even put planks inbetween the two.

"Elizabeth! I will protect you in the name of love!" said Will, trying to be really cool and swave. He thought that even if he couldn't really fight, he would swoon his women with his heart. She just rolled her eyes and ran to another side of the ship, Will not being able to see her. He was looking through the crowd of fighting on board for her when his thoughts were broken by a raging pirate.

"Grrr!" The pirate yelled at him, taking his sword and taking a swing at Will. He stopped it with the sound of his sword.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Will yelled at him. The pirate who was bald looked at him and he seemed like he was threatened.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" He said, "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

Oh, trying to out do me eh? Thought Will. He wouldn't let this man fool around with him, "GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

The pirate took a step back, "fine man. There is no compeating with that." He then walked away from the smug Will (his head starting to get just as big as Elizabeths). Another pirate came charging at Will. They swished (does that work?) their swords at each other. Each doging the others blade. Will wanted to impress the pirates, to show them that he was just as bad ass as them. So he did some flying jumps, some leaps in the air, and some spins. It looked more like a ballet dance then what he was aiming for. The one he was fighting stopped and looked at him with a puzzled look.

"What is wrong with you?" He asked.

"What? Huh? Are my moves to bad ass for you Mr. Pirate?" He asked him, being a chump like.

"No.... I just wanted to see why..." His eyes moved to Will's neck. He noticed the small scarf thing (you know, like the first movie?) "What is that?"

"What?"

"That! That thing around your neck."

"Oh... this?" He looked down and touched it, "ummm.... I don't really know.... I believe it is a scarf. Yes, a scarf."

"Are you gay or something?" he asked.

"No!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes!" Will did this really scary neck cracking thing. "It is very macho! I think it is to bad ass for you!"

"Huh?"

At this point Will didn't feel like debating it anymore. Swing. He got the pirate and he fell to the floor. Will looked around, seeing if anyone noticed him. No one did. So he did his little happy dance around the pirate on the ground chanting, "go Will... it's your birthday. We gonna party like it's your birthday-"

Jack dodged a flying sword. He was moving around the boat, looking very swave. He was taking pirates one by one, not braking a sweat. Jack gave a great big smile (everyone who would be watching this if it was a movie, would just smile at his smile. Even the guys because they know that Jack is the man. And very hot). He moved left, he moved right, no one could seem to get a hold of Jack.

A hand came up from behind him and grabbed Jack's hat from his head. Jack could take people touching his sword, his jacket, anything.... except the hat. He turned to see a little pirate holding it in his hands, ready to move it on his head. "Don't you dare..."

The little pirates lifted an eyebrow and moved it closer to his head.

"Don't touch my hat...."

It was about one inch from his head.

"You will regreat it!"

The hat was on his head.

Jack did a really cool flying leap into the air, knocking the pirate on the ground. They fought each other, to Jack's surprise the little pip squeak was a good fighter. Jack stood up. "Ok... their is only one way to deal with this."

"And what would that be?" He asked.

Jack got a very serious tone in his voice, "We play Chicken." (for anyone who does not know what chicken is. It is when their are two teams with two people. One sits on the other's shoulders and the point is to knock the other team down)

Will was fighing pirates left and right. A minute went by and he turned to notice that about ten pirates had circled him. He was trapped, no where to go. Sweat was pouring down his face. He looked left, he looked right. He started to wonder where Elizabeth was.

"Lalalalalalalalalalalala!" The warrior cry was herd. Will looked up to see Elizabeth on the crows nest. She was looking down at them.

"Elizabeth!" He yelled, feeling better that she was there. He then wondered how she would get down to save him.

She had a rope in her hand and she then did a flying swoop in the air. She swung down, grabbing Will and picking him up and swinging off (you know... like all of those Idiana Jones movies). He was in her arms, he had never relized how strong she was. They made a swift landing on the deck of the ship and herd Jack calling to them.

"Will! Elizabeth! I need you guys to help me! I need my hat back!"

"What? You want us to fight for your hat?!" Elizabeth asked him, wondering if she had herd right.

"Yeah!"

"It's just a hat Jack..." Elizabeth said to him.

"No... it's just no any hat. It's my hat."

"I am not going to-" she started.

"Baby... it's the man's hat!" Will said to her.

They nodded at each other and walked to where the other pirate was sitting with his hat. Jack had explained to Will that they would play chicken for the hat. This would also determain the battle on board the ships. "Ready to do this?" Asked Jack.

"Yup... as ready as I ever will be."

Jack climbed up onto Will's shoulders. Instead of being able to hold him up, Will failed and fell down with Jack on him. Jacks 'private area' was in Will's face. With a nevrious smile on Jack face, he scuttled away from his friend and started to yell at him. "Will! Why can't you hold me up!"

"Well Jack! You are heavy! It must have been from all of the hambugers you eat at McDonalds!" (McD's was a place that they ate at when not working. Acting of course nervious smile).

"NO!!! I am not heavy! Your just weak! If I can't have you as a parterner then who will I?"

"I will!" Came a voice from the back of the crowd that had formed around where the game of chicken was going to be played.

"Who said that?" Asked Jack.

"I did!" Said the voice. Their were gasps and the crowd started to move aside, letting the person through. As soon as the the person was in sight of Jack and Will they dropped their jaws.

"So do you think that you are up to it?" Jack asked the person.

"Do you really have to ask that?" Elizabeth said. She was all pumped for this. She had used to play chicken with all of the smelly boys that thought that she was too girly. She would show them.

It took no time for Jack to climb on top of Elizabeth's shoulders. The little pirate climbed on top of this large man. They both looked very serious, as though they were pros. As soon as everyone was ready the match started. Jack and Elizabeth moved in. The pirates moved away, the two groups were now circling each other. At once the pirates charged at them. The little man's hands were outstreached. Jack grabbed his arms as well and they were both struggling.

The little man pushed Jack. Jack lost his balance, leaving him and Elizabeth to go flying back. Elizabeth had lost her footing, but then regained it.

"Oh... you think your hot stuff do you?" Asked the little man.

"No... I know I am..." Answered Jack.

Jack and Elizabeth moved in. Jack and the little man started hitting each other in the face and then pushing each other in a frenzy. Jack grabbed onto his hands and pulled him into them instead of pushing them. They were thrown off by this gesture. The pirates almost fell to the ground but found their footing once again. "Jack! Get rid of them!" Elizabeth cried.

"They are just to hard!" He wailed at her.

"Grrrrrr!" Elizabeth then ran at them. Jack was holding onto her head, worrying about what was to happen. Jack grabbed onto the small man and they started their shoving. Elizabeth then did her secret move! She took her foot out and with one quick movement, she had tripped the large pirate. He fell down, down, down, and landed right on his face. Right at Elizabeth's feet. "HA!"

"YEAH!" The crew mates of the Pearl yelled.

Jack had gotten off of Elizabeth's shoulders and had gotten his hat back. The captain of the other ship walked over to him. "I expect this is the end? You may loot our ship. You have won."

"Oh no... not nessasary! I have my hat now. We will be off."

The man dropped his mouth but did not utter another word except a yell to get everyone back on board. The crew of Jack's ship did the same and each ship parted. The Fuzzy Bunny was just about over the horizon when Jack spoke to his crew.

"Get ready! We will continue to follow them! I know we are close! Soon we will be at the island!" These words seemed to make the crew very happy, for they all worked faster. "I feel it in the wind!" Just then Jack let another fart loose. This time it smelled of bologna and kippers. Everyone ran to the other side of the ship.

"Damn those beans!" Jack said as he did a little Dr. Evil finger thing.