(a/n. Hello everyone! I am glade that you all made it to this chapter! You all survived through the terriors of the ocean and Elizabeth. I am so proud to present you with this new chapter. I still intend on finishing this story at 15 chapters and working on my other ones. If you havn't read my other ones I am sure that you will like them if you like my sence of humor and typos. Sorry about the typos because I still have a very crappy computer and am using word pad. Except that. Enjoy...)
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Williz: One of my very awsome readers! I love getting reviews from you because you are one of the only people who I don't see in school and from another POTC writer. Keep up your writting as well.
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Aareyel: I think you reviewed for all of my stories in my LOTR stories. I am glad that you like my stories. I didn't know if you would. I know how much you love these movies as much as I do!
Lauren: Pirates! That is very tender! I wish they had a thing for Cutthroat Island stoies. I hope we do that threesome writing thing with the mole.
When the three of them woke up the next morning they were suprised at how large the hole really was. At the time it hadn't seem like they had fallen that far but now that the sun was up they saw that they might have been in a hole that was around eleven feet deep. Jack looked up, trying to figure out a way to get out. He paced in small circles, he had to because the whole was small at the bottom. Elizabeth sat next to Will, she was making googly eyes at him.
Elizabeth rose a finger in a know-it-all way"I know what we can do"
Jack gave her an angry look"that's just great Elizabeth. Except I want to come up with the idea! I should be easy for me anyway because" he started to pace again and smiled a golden tooth smile"I am smart, cunning..." Then he went on and on. After a while of him trying to figure out a plan he then spoke to them"ok Elizabeth. Have it your way. You tell us how to get out of here."
"Ok, this is what we are going to do. It's simple really" she looked a little smug"I am going to climb on Jack's shoulders and he is going to boost me out."
"But Elizabeth" Will started"I can boost you up."
Jack and Elizabeth gave each other a glance. Jack spoke"well mate, to tell you the truth. Your just a girly man and I am the man's man."
"Wot" Will's eyes looked a little watery.
"Mate, it's just that. I am strong and your..." Jack looked for the right word. Elizabeth found it for him.
"Not" Elizabeth took no time. She started to hoist herself up Jack. He bent over and let her climb on his shoulders. After some work she was finially standing on his shoulders with her feet.
"Becareful Elizabeth" Will cried from the bottom of the hole.
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Elizabeth was up and out of the hole. She then walked out of view of the boys.
"Where did she go" Asked Will.
"How am I supposed to know you little Nancy boy" Questioned Jack. Will shot a look at Jack. "Oh god! Elizabeth! Elizabeth! Hurry up"
"What are you yelling about" Will asked Jack as he staired at him.
Jack was starting to sweat. "I don't want Will to get a hold of me" Jack was very uptight about Will since Will touching Jack in the Dark. All of a sudden a large vine came down to them.
"Here you go" Yelled Elizabeth. Each of them climbed up. Jack first of course. As soon as Jack got up he felt his face and then asked Elizabeth a question.
"Elizabeth! Do you have your compact mirror"
She blinked at him in confusion.
"Answer me girl" He cried.
"Yes, yes of course I do" He took out her small mirror. She always had it with her so that she could look at her hair. Jack grabbed the mirror out of her hand and looked at his face. "Jack... is everything ok"
"Look at me" He pointed at his face. Elizabeth was confused. He wasn't trying to upstage her now was he.
"I don't see anything..." Will informed.
"I know! That's the point" Will and Elizabeth were very confused with what Jack was saying. Then Jack took out something that looked like a black pencil. He held it up to his eyes and started to make the rim of his eyes dark.
"Is that... Is that eyeliner" Asked Elizabeth.
"Well, of course it is! What are you? Blind" He asked her. She took no notice in this and they all started to follow the path that they had once been on. They all talked about what they were going to do and that it would'nt be long 'till they get to the place where the pirates were stashing all of their gold, and Will's coin, and Elizabeth's father. Jack smiled. He was happy with the weather.
"What are you smiling about" asked Will.
"Ah... it's so beautiful here. Look at the birds, so calm, so sereine" Jack faced the sun with his eyes closed. At that moment a large bird took a doodie on Jack's face. All over his eyes and in mouth. It was hard to pin point where it was because frankley, it was all over his face. Jack moved his face to look at them and when he opened his eyes it looked at though he had a white mask on. Will and Elizabeth looked at him and started to laugh. "It's really not that funny" Jack told him as he gave a very pissed face.
"Yes it is" said Will, he handed him a hankerchief. Jack took it and whiped his face.
"Just look at you" Elizabeth said, a slight pink color, I mean... a bird had just crapped on Captain Jack Sparrow's face... HA! After Jack had whipped his face they continued their walk. After a while they could hear the voices of the pirates and see the cave that they were in. A small light was peeking out and footsteps were on the beach. They were inside, not expecting them. It was the time they were all waiting for. The time where they would get what they had set out to do.
"Will... Elizabeth... We are going in there. We are going to fight to get back what ye came for and you might die in the battle. I promise you that this will be one of the hardest battles that we will ever have to go through in our whole lives. You especially Will because your such a pansy." Will nodded in agreement"Will is here for his coin, and Elizabeth here for her father. We can't expect what is going to happen. Do you have any questions before we storm the cave" Jack looked at them. Will rose his hand like a little school boy, hopping up and down and holding himself down there.
"Yes mate" Jack asked him.
"Can I go to the bathroom"
"Aye." Will them ran into the forest and Elizabeth watched as the bushes moved from the aftermath of him running through. Jack and her waited for quite some time until Will did come back. "Is everything ok mate" asked Jack.
"Yes there was."
"I was just trying to be wise" Jack told him.
"Oh... Well, you wouldn't believe it. When I was done my buissness I decided that I would just whipe myself. So I looked for a nice leave and then I see this nice shinny leaf. After I was done and walking back I discovered that I am really really itchy." Will started to scrath his back. "I don't know what it could be."
"I don't know what you did mate."
Elizabeth smacked her head with disbelief"Will... did you ever think that it could be poision ivy"
"What is that" Will looked at her.
"God Will! It's a leaf that makes you itchy"
"Well that explains it" Will started to itch himself again.
"Well if that is settled can we now storm the cave" Jack was excited. It had been a long time since they have stormed anything. He couldn't wait to go in there and upstage everyone with his swave moves and his fancy footwork.
"Aye" Said Elizabeth and Will at the same time. Will look out his sword, followed by Jack. Elizabeth looked at them.
"Don't tell me you don't have a sword" said Jack. "I never thought of that before. Of course you don't have a sword. Your not a man"
Elizabeth's eyes squinted and became small. She then bent down and pulled from her shoe a dagger. She took the dagger and stuck it in her mouth.
"Oooooo! A little dagger" Jack said in a mocking voice. Elizabeth's eyes got smaller. She put her hand under the bottom of her dress and pulled out a sword. "Hey! Where did that come from" Elizabeth looked at him.
She took that dagger and put it in one of her hands"are you ready to go"
Jack and Will nodded and they all went running into the cave. It was the time when they would fight! It was what they had been waiting for!
(a/n: So how was this chapter? Funny? Not so funny? Ok? Please review. If you have tell someone about this story! Yeah!)
