(A/N Hello everyone and I am so happy to give you the newest chapter of my story. I hope that none of you were dying to read this? (Probably not). I bet that some of you were wondering if the story was never going to be finished. Well, here is the second to last chapter and I hope that you enjoy it. There will be spelling mistakes, there will be some odd humor, there will be my doubts and worrys that no one really reads this and I am just being a sad person by writing this. I hope that slaving over this chapter has made you happy. Just review to make me joy full. Please.)


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Merrypip: Oh your so great Laura. I have been keeping up with your GG story, unless I haven't but anywho, your such a great friend and thank you for supporting me.

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Excitement was going through their vains. After everything they had gone through they felt like they were unbeatable and they had learned so much from each other. They had learned that even though Will was a cutie pie that he was also a pansy, Elizabeth wasn't so innocent as she looked and was more like a warrior, and Jack could do some of the most embarresing things known to man kind.

They still had doubts about what would happen even though they were amazing with a blade, there was still the fear that they would be killed. The odds were saying that it was a good chance they would. There was a whole ship against three... well really 2 1/2 because Will dosen't really count for a whole. Really, he might even be a -1, so no one really knows.

As soon as they started running into the cave they could see the flames from the tourches reflecting off the walls and heard the mumbling of pirates. When they got closer they could hear that the mumbling was more like singing. They all went into a slow walk and they saw as that the cave opened up to the end and they could see the pirates shadows against the wall.

"Elizabeth, baby, I want you to know that I really care about you. I really do love you," he gave a weak smile at her as she looked as though she was turning a slight pink until he noticed that it was just the pink your face becomes when you were running or excersizing (also when it's really cold like in New England here).

"Will, don't tell me that your trying to get out of this," her eyes were transfixed on the cave.

"I'm not."

"Will, I know, this must be scary for you and all but I need you right now to help me get my father back," Elizabeth told him as though he had forgotten.

"I know... I just... I don't know if we are going about this the right way..." he was starting to look worried.

"Will, stop being such a pansy!" She told him in a hushed voice as Jack started to speak.

"Ok, I peeked around the corner and I think that the best thing is for you two love birds," he paused. Elizabeth looked at Will and huffed something under her breath that sounded a lot like 'unbelievable.' Jack continued. He wasn't going to let Elizabeth's bitchy mood distract him from making a great speech that would be a sound clip for every movie promo. "You have to step up to this. I want one of you to hide behind that chest across the room and the other hide behind that rock. I, of course, will stand on top of that chest and make the speech about how they should surender."

"Ok," Elizabeth said with a nod. "Let's do this!"

"Ummmm," Will said, "I'm going to die!"

"Fine, now that your pumped, lets kick some pirate booty!" At once it was set into place. Elizabeth started to slowly sneak over to the chest where she hid behind. Once she made it across she gave the thumbs up to her fellow pirates. Will then went and snuck around to the large rock. He then gave the thumbs up to Jack. At this moment Jack slowly snuck up to a large treasure chest and stood ontop of it.

Elizabeth felt nervious for Jack as she looked around the cave. There had to be at least thirty pirates in there, all sitting down on rocks and piles of treasure while there was a fire in the center. It appeared to have a small little stream to the side of the opening as long as a huge mound of treasure where the captain sat picking a scab (isn't that kind of gross! Yuck!).

No one noticed Jack standing there with his hands on his hips sos he then cleared his throat. Not one person moved to acknowledge him. The pirates were chatting to each other. He then stomped his foot on the chest for a reaction. Nothing. Jack started to jump up and down on top of it and it made a large thudding noice. They were all interested in there own affairs, not even the scab picking captain turned. It appeared that Jack was turning a red color in rage. He then started to talk really loud (more like yelling).

"Well, I see that I have caught you all off gaurd," they then turned around and a man with no teeth turned around and started to speak.

"Nope, we knew you was there. We saws your shadows on the walls." Jack started to blink rappidly in frustration.

"Well, you must know that the time has come for you to surrender! I am Captain Jack Sparrow! And in no time flat I will have you all laying on the ground, dead! You will feel my rath if you don't listin to me! Surrender now and you may be spared!" Jack was looking mighty glad of himself.

The captain of the Fuzzy Bunny stood up and decided to speak, "aye, and you believe that we will be a listening to you?"

"I do," replied Jack.

The captain's eye (you can only see one due to the eyepatch) looked raged as he spat on the ground and spoke again, "then you must be mistaken." He climbed down his little pile he was on and and moved about a foot in front of Jack. Jack jumped down from the chest and they both said the same thing at the same time.

"Bring... it... on!"

These three words started it all. The group of pirates all stood up and look out their swords as Will and Elizabeth jumped out from their hidding spots. "Prepare to die!" Yelled Elizabeth as she did another Xena crie.

"Aye Avast!" Yelled Will.

The pirates all started to laugh at them. "This is all you have is it?"

"Ummm," Jack was starting to feel rather uncomfortable. "They are the best swordsmen you will ever find!" Elizabeth huffed. "Swordspeople," Jack corrected himself, "And we are enough to stop you!"

"Thirty four men against a Women, A Captain, and what appears to be a pansy!" The captain said.

"Hey!" whinned Will.

"Well you are forgetting something," Jack started.

"And what is it that I am forgetting?"

Jack smiled a huge cocky smile," I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

The pirate with no teeth spoke," So?"

"Well, I'm the Captain Jack Sparrow." They all looked puzzled. "I am the sexest man alive and look a lot like this devilish man named Johnny Depp and to most people appear to be a sex god!" Then there were mumbles from them.

"Damn right sexy!" Yelled a pirate who was wearing tight pants, a fitted ruffly shirt, what appeared to be sandles, and seemed to have some make up on along with his neatly kept hair.

Jack looked a little startled with this comment coming from a man. He looked at him while this pirate was winking and smaking his ass. "What is wrong with you mate?"

"Don't pay any attention to him. He is just very fabulous and out of control. When ever I fall asleep he is always petting my head," a pirate said with a hit of worry in his voice. He looked at the man, "Blaine! Stop that!"

Blaine then made a meowing noice like a cat and said, "ohhh, fiesty."

The captain then said, "Well that matters not to me or my crew, with the exception of Blaine. We will kill you but before we do I would like to know why you have come here."

Will spoke, "for my coin!"

Elizabeth chirped in, "for my father!"

"Aye, now let us fight!" At this instance everyone started to run around with their swords in the air. Jack started to swing his blade around in a furry, knocking many of the opponent to the ground. He jabbed his sword into one and then took it out as he fell to his knees, as he did so the pirate said something along the lines of, "nice shoes." Jack then spun around and took off an arm of another.

There was a tapping on Jack's shoulder and he turned around to see Blaine. Jack's eyes got large with surprise as Blaine quickly gave Jack a kiss on the lips. "I'm a lover not a fighter," said Blaine as he ran off before Jack could swipe him with his sword. His eyes leered over the bodies of the pirates as he saw Will fighting across the cave. He was basically surrounded by a bunch of men (Jack was sure he liked that) and was trying to get his way out of the mess. Jack took out one of his small daggers and threw it across as it went into the back of one man. Jack started to move his way over the hustle and bustle.

Will quickly kicked a man down as he swong his sword behind him and heard the groin of one man. (I forgot to tell you. There is no blood anywhere because even though everyone is dying there is none seen. If you don't know what I mean look at POTC movie.) Will felt like he was unstoppable and looking very sexy until a man grabbed him around the waist in a backwards bear hug and held his dagger up to his throat.

"Say good bye," muttered the pirate behind him. Will closed his eyes in panick. At once he felt the man behind him fall to the ground. He opened his eyes to see Elizabeth standing on top of a large rock with men all on the ground moaning in pain.

"Good bye," said Will to the man on the ground. He looked up to see that Elizabeth now had a man who had grabbed her by the arms while another who was ready to stab her. "ELIZABETH! WATCH OUT!" He yelled. For some reason he couldn't understand why she wasn't being as fiesty as before. Was she not as powerfull as he thought see was? He tryed one thing to make her become out of controll, "ELIZABETH! YOU'RE HAIR!"

It seemed like she had snapped out of a phase as she then yelled back, "what about it?"

"It's a mess!" Yelled Will.

As soon as those words left his mouth she broke free of the man's grip and kicked him in the groin. She took the sword in her hand and swong it behind her into the body of the man behind her. She then moved her way through the crowd to the small stream that was running. She looked in and gasped. At once she turned around, "someone is going to pay for THIS!" She then ripped her clothes off to reveal an outfit like a warrior suit (kind of like the one in King Arthur). She had the leather top that was seperate from the bottom.

All of the men then stopped and looked at her. And they gazed upon her perfectly fit body. "Pervs!" She yelled. They still staired except for Blaine who was still moving among the crowd of men. Each of them started to move their way over to her. She started to swing her sword at them knocking them down one by one. They still walked towards her like mindless zombies. Keira... I mean Elizabeth was knocking them down like flys until at once they pounced upon her. All of them holding her down.

"Elizabeth! Elizabeth!" Will said as he tryed to move his way through the crowd.

"Elizabeth! Are you ok?" Yelled Jack, "Hair! Hair! It's really bad!" He did his best to get her to someone get out of that pickle.

Elizabeth then stood up, a man held above her head. She was like a war lord. She tossed him to her side and she continued to strike these men. After a fashion of time she became tired and they then knocke her to the ground.

"Oh lord no! Elizabeth!" Cried Will.

"Stop! Elizabeth!" Was heard among the men. The voice was neither Will's or Jacks.

"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Yelled the captain. All of the men got off of her and staired at him. "I have caught wind that this just isn't any girl." All of the pirates grumbled.

"Who? Who is she?" They all asked. Everyone was looking around for who she might belong to.

"My daughter," said the voice. Everyone then looked at him and stepped out of the way and made a path from this voice to Elizabeth. Will was in the back of the crowd jumping up and down in hopes of seeing who was speaking. "Elizabeth..." It was in fact her father, Gov. Swann.

Elizabeth, who was looking very ruffed up with a cut on her head and her hair a disaster stood up and ran into her father's arms. "Father! I was so worried about you! We have been looking everywhere for you!"

"Yes Elizabeth I'm sure you have," he said as he pet the top of her head. "I'm sorry if I have worried you any."

"I'm just glad that we found you," she then backed away to take a good look of him. He wasn't wearing his expesive dress coat and hat but instead was wearing a tattered white shirt, worn capris, a large belt with a sword attached to it, little black shoes, and he wasn't wearing his large white wig but instead had a balding head showing. "Father what has happened to you?"

He smiled and looked at her. "Everything is ok Elizabeth. Don't fret."

"Father, are you ready to come home? I can't wait to go back to Port Royal," she then hugged him once again. Gov. Swann looked up to all of the pirates around him. Each of them had a questioning look about them.

"I'm sorry Elizabeth, I have some bad news," she told her as she then took a step back.

She felt a lump in her throat appear and she felt like she was going to cry, "What is it?"

"I'm not going with you. I'm staying here."

"WHAT!" Elizabeth exclaimed. That lump in her throat was gone and her tears were pushed back as her eyes begain to fill with rage. "What do you mean by THAT!"

He gave a weak smile, "just by what I have said. I'm not going. I am staying here with these pirates. They are my friends."

"WHAT! If you mean to tell me that you're staying here you must have flipped your rocket! You are going home with me! Tonight! Today! NOW!" She yelled. Her eyes seemed as though they had turned red.

"I'm not going and that's final!" he informed her.

"You're leaving!"

"No!"

"Yes!" she hollard.

"No! I don't wanna!" he said in a Stuart like say.

"You are and I said so!" Elizabeth shouted.

"I'm sorry Elizabeth. I'm a grown man and your father and I will not have you speaking to me like that!" He shouted back. She then stopped and hugged her father as she started to cry. Will then thought about how he just lets her win.Why can't I do anything right?

"Father, I'm just so sad... I don't want you to leave. I wanna be your little girl forever..."

"It's ok Elizabeth. Everything will be ok."

She thenn looked up, "but I thought that you were kidnapped?"

"Ummm... I was trying to avoid this topic," her eyes grew large as he spoke, "but, I was but I like this life more. I feel so horrid saying this because I had devoited my life to capturing pirates and now I am one." He looked as his daugther.

The captain then looked at them with his one eye. "This is so touching!" He then blew into a hanky that he had as tears rolled down his face. There was water leaking out from under his patch.

"Hey, I thought that you only had one eye!" Said Jack.

The captain looked at him, "no.. I have two."

"Then why do you wear an eye patch?" asked Mr. Sparrow.

"Why?" He sniffled, "because it looks so much cooler."

"Captain, I thought that the govnah' got it back in the day," said a youthfull pirate.

The captain started to blush, "Well... I... ummm... So what are you going to do Gov. Swann?" He said diverting the attention the drama.

"I am going to stay here with you mates," she said to him and then he looked at Elizabeth, "Darling, when you get back home, tell everyone that I have died with a mingle with pirates. You can keep all of the money and the estate. Will will take good care of you."

"Wot?" Questioned Elizabeth.

"When you get back tell everyone..."

"No father I got that part. What was that last part?"

"Will will take-" Mr. Swann started again.

"Wot?"

"I don't know I can't remember," said he as he scratched his head. Will sighed.

Jack looked at them, "well do you suppose we can leave now?"

"Not yet!" cried Will, "where is my coin?"

All of the pirates were looking around at each other. "Oh! This one!" yelled Blaine as he held up a coin on the end of a necklace.

"Yes..." said Will as he squinted at it, "that's the one."

Blaine ran over to him and handed it to him as he gave Will a kiss on the cheek. Will didn't know what to say so he said nothing.

"Ah! I knew something was up Will! You really liked that didn't you! In fact, I bet you loved it!" Yelled Jack.

"No! I didn't!" Will cried.

"Anyway, are you guys ready to leave?" asked Jack.

Elizabeth looked at her father for the last time and said their good byes. The pirates all said bye to them as well. Jack had become friends with the Captain of the Fuzzy Bunny and had learned that his name was Jim and made plans that they would later to trade. Gov. Swann said that if Will ever treated his daughter poorly he would come and kill him in the night. That worried Will a little but Elizabeth just smiled.

They all left the cave and everyone as soon as they got the to the end they could hear that their good byes had turned into another pirate song. Elizabeth could make out some of the words and was singing it on the way back to the ship.

Hoist the Anchor, Move the ship,

Turn the wheel and make them sing,

Nights are long with starry skys,

Pirates always let them dye,

hoist he ho, hoist he ho...

"Elizabeth?" Will said breaking her song.

"Yes Will?"

"Do you think that you're going to miss your father?"

"Don't be silly. Of course I will. But I won't miss the money he's giving me."

Not another word was said as they walked all the way to the shore where their row boat sat. Jack rowed them back to the ship where they climbed on board.

"Ready mates! Hoist the sail! Pull the anchor!" Jack said, giving comands to his crew. They all moved around the ship as Mr. Gibbs spoke to him.

"Sir, where are we to go?"

Jack looked him up and down, "Port Royal Mr. Gibbs. We have gotten what we have come for."


Well, how was it? Was it what you expected? Do me a favor and review so I don't go and kill myself with doubt. Anyway, I want to know if you guys think that after this there should be a sequal... dum dum dum!