MADlife
Dedicated to : the meanest person in the worl
In honor of the LOVELY review you gave me for my other story, It Only Hurts When I Breathe.
There was a new, great friend in the world of the Teletubbies. His name was BAM! and he got along well with everyone, because he made all the bad people go away. So, his best friend, the teletubbies of purple and... Aquamarine... I don't know their names... Shot themselves, because BAM! was a gun. So the black one, that I just made up, started to kill everything and everyone. Then got sad, 'cause he's all emo and depressed and dies his hair red and got emo glasses... Then killed himself. Then BAM! was sad, so he killed himself. Well, he tried, but he was the only gun around... So there was nothing he could do. So he just ate and ate until he died by cardiac arrest... Or something.
And they lived happily ever after.
THE END
