Sam: (Bounces around the room) Hey guess what all I will be writing this chapter as Jgal is busy with other things.
People: groan
Sam: Whatever.. anyway enjoy and review please!
CLUE
Chapter 2
"It is your alias, even if you are not married." Tenchi said politely.
"Alright then." said the frail women. She had long black, straight hair, pale skin and was dressed in all black. "But my name is Ki..."
"Alias please Madame." Tenchi interrupted. She nodded and looked towards Col. Mustard. That is when a knock was heard on the door.
Tenchi answered and a young man with black hair and lavender eyes walked in. He was wearing a plum purple suit. "Hello Professor Plum."
"Hello, I received the letter and understand my alias, but I am no professor. Who are you?" he asked Tenchi.
"I am Tenchi, the butler. These are Mrs. White and Col, Mustard." he indicated Joey and Kikyo. Miroku nodded as greeting. "May I ask who else is coming?" he asked.
"You will see the other guests when they arrive sir. I suggest you get to know the others, as I go check on the kitchens." Tenchi left and went to see the cook. Once again the cook was rough and nearly chopped of his head. Tenchi returned to the hall, as another guest had just arrived. "Ahhh, you must be Mr. Green" Tenchi asked.
A man with long silver/white hair turned from his conversation with Prof. Plum "What me? Why in hell are you calling me that?" he yelled.
"Please sir, as respect for my employer, you must use this alias." Tenchi instructed.
"Feh, whatever." Mr. Green turned back to Prof. Plum. "Long time no see. Why is Kikyo here Miroku?" he asked.
"No clue, I think we all have the same questions my old friend. Inuyasha…I mean.. Mr. Green. I believe my name is Prof. Plum and Kikyo's is Mrs. White." he replied.
"Feh, like I care." Mrs. White was eyeing Mr. Green. "What do you want wench?" he called.
Mrs. White grew angry. "Why you lonesome little half breed! I should just..."
"Please no fighting. Another guest has arrived. Everyone this is Ms. Scarlet." A beautiful woman in a red dress, with blond hair walked in.
Col. Mustard jumped in surprise. "Mai!"
"Joey!" she yelled. They saw everyone staring and quickly returned to their neutral selves. "Excuse me who are you?" she asked as Prof. Plum walked over to her.
"I am Prof. Plum young lady. May I ask you a question?"
"You just did." she pointed out.
"Ah yes, Ms. Scarlet, would you bear my child?" the room went silent as Ms. Scarlet's face became red in frustration.
"WHAT? Pervert!" she slammed him over the head with her red purse and turned her back on him.
"Please forgive me my lady." only, it didn't stop there. His hand traveled towards and landed on her butt.
"Hentai! Perverted monk!" Ms. Scarlet screamed once again slamming him across the head with her purse. Prof. Plum fell to the ground with a slick smile on his face, satisfied with what had just happened. Col. Mustard looked on the urge of beating Prof. Plum to a pulp. Mr. Green, instead, took hold of his old high school friend and dragged him as far away from the angry woman as possible.
"Hem hem." Tenchi interrupted all the commotion. " We also would like to inform you that Mrs. Peacock has arrived." A young woman with short brown hair wearing a blue dress appeared in the lavish hall. "Everyone you will now please consider using your alias, as we are all gathered here under my employers orders. I will now re-introduce all of you. You are Col. Mustard, " he pointed at the man in a gold suit. "You young maiden are Mrs. White." he pointed to the women in black. "You are Prof. Plum and your friend is Mr. Green." he indicated the men in purple and green. "Finally Ms. Scarlet and Mrs. Peacock." He indicated the women in red and blue.
"May I ask what is going on here?" Mrs. Peacock demanded.
"All will be answered after dinner madam. Now will everyone please follow me into the dinning room."
Sam: What do you think Jgal?
Jgal: Perfect. A lot better then I would have done in this. it would just end exactly like the movie.
Sam: Oh yeah I forgot to say that none of us own anything in these fics.
