Jgal: As we all know we do not own the game, the characters, or the original plot for the movie.

Sam: And don't worry we're not haven't this made word for word exactly like the film.

CLUE

Secret's Revealed

Tenchi brought the guests into a large dinning room. Seven place settings were set around the table with a variety of fancy gold and silver utensils atop of hand embroidered napkins that agreed with crystal glasses. On top of each plate were folded cards with the names of each guest on it.

"Please sit where your names are."

On one side the sitting order was Col. Mustard, Miss Scarlet, and Mr. Green. The other had Mrs. Peacock next to Pro. Plum, and Plum nest to Mrs. White.

"Aren't you going to sit down?" Joey asked Tanchi while pointing to the empty seat at the head of the table that didn't had a name tag on it.

"No sir I'm merely a humble butler."

"Then what do you do?"

"I butle sir."

"Which means what?"

"The butler is head of the kitchen and dinning room. I keep everything tidy, that's all."

"May I ask who is it for and who is our host tonight." Kikyo then asked before sipping her taste of the fine wine being served.

"All will be answered in due time madam."

After everyone was seated both the maid and the butler came in and out of the kitchen bringing plates of finely made delicacies that couldn't have come from the slabs seem earlier.

Struggling to hold on to their aliases the six guests tried to hold a worthwhile confersation.

So what do you do for a living Pro. Plum? Besides groping every woman you pass by?" Miss. Scarlet asked glaring at Miroku across the dinner table

Pro. Plum tried to avoid the deadly stare and took a large bite of the meat, "I'm not a professor per say, but I do make a living out of removing bad demons from homes and the high class dwellings of noblemen." Miroku quickly tried to change the subject, "What about you Col. Mustard? Are you a real colonel?"

"Actually yes."

Both Mai and Tea immediately backwashed their drinks or nearly choked on their food.

Tea: "You've got to kidding me!"

Mai: "Joey? You a colonel! When did that happen?"

Col. Mustard Wheeler rubbed the back of his head and smiled sheepishly, "Well you see, after high school Tristan got accepted in a military academy in America. Yugi, Yami, and I joined in so he wouldn't feel uncomfortable in a new country. We were supposed to leave after the first semester but…well, I guess we got too into it I guess."

Tea poked at the strange meat on her plate around with her fork, "So where are the others now?"

"Surprisingly Tristan's a sergeant in a combat unit in Iraq, and Yugi is the caption of an army hospital there."

"And let me guess, Yami is a general leading the action." Mai said grumpily after finishing her wine.

"Nope. He left to join the Peace Core."

Right then the doorbell rung again. Tenchi calmly left the dinning room to the hall. No one could see but they definitely heard the butler greeting the seventh guest.

"Ah, good evening sir. You are eagerly awaited." Tenchi said in his same bright yet indifferent tone.

"Are you locking me in?" the mystery guest demanded in a more harsh, commanding tone, "I'll take the key."

"Over my dead body sir. May I take your bag?"

"No. I'll leave it here."

"May I ask what it contains?"

"Surprises my friend. Surprises."

The two men then entered the dinning room. The butler raised his hand to the other gentleman. He had long smooth black hair, very pale skin, and mesmerizing crimson red eyes. He wore a slick black suit that made him appear even more menacing. "Ladies and gentleman, my I present to you Mr. Naraku."

Everyone just starred nervously at him.

"What are they all doing here?" Naraku asked eyeing every living soul in the room.

"Eating dinner." Tenchi answered glaring at him, "Do sit down Mr. Naraku."

For several long minutes everyone remained quiet. Until tea finally slapped her napkin down on the table. "Look I demand to know this instant noe why have we've all been dragged to this horrible place."

The butler Tenchi pulled a folded piece of paper from his jacket pocket, "Well, I believe that we've all received a letter. Mine says, 'It'll be to your advantage to be present on this date. Because of a Mr. Naraku will put an end to a certain long term and painful financial liability.'" He then refolded the note and inserted it back in his jacket, "It is signed 'A Friend'."

Inuyasha's ears perked up, "I received a similar letter."

"So did I." Miss. Scarlet stated.

Miroku: "Me too."

Naraku leaned back in his chair, "I also received a letter." Right then the maid walked in with another plate of the dinner the cook made.

"No thanks Ieaka. I already ate."

"Ok how did you know her name?" Mr. Green asked leaning forward to see Naraku better from where he was sitting.

"We know each other. " Naraku answered, feeling his hand up Ieaka's French maid skirt, "Don't we?"

She moved quickly out of the way and hurried back into the kitchen.

Tenchi paid no mind to Mr. Naraku's actions and plainly asked, "Pardon me sir but did your letter say the same thing?"

"No."

"I see. (short pause) Can I interest any of in fruit or dessert?"

No once answered and set their utensils down, confirming that they were done.

"Well then, may we return to the study for coffee. And I believe where our unknown host will reveal his intentions."

All six guests quickly followed the young butler across the hall, with Naraku following leisurely behind. Kikyo sat down on the only chair in the room. Miss. Scarlet and Pro. Plum sat together on one couch, Inuyasha and Joey took another sofa while Mrs. Peacock clamed the love seat. Naraku sat down on a lone chair from the dinning room by the door.

Tenchi stepped over to the desk where a large envelope laid waiting. He broke the seal and lifted out a note. "Ladies and gentleman my instructions are to tell you what you all have in common with each other. (Quick pause) Unless you would like to have the honors Mr. Naraku?"

The stern gentleman glanced at Tenchi a little surprised, "Why? Do they know me?"

"I don't think so sir you haven't explained who you are really."

Naraku sprung up from his seat and stormed for the door, "It's a hoax! I suggest we all leave."

Tenchi ran after him to the hall, "I'm sorry sir but you can't leave this house!"

"Oh yeah? Who's going to stop me?" Naraku grabbed the brass handle in hope to open the door. But neither it nor the door would budge.

Tenchi: "There's no way out. All the doors are locked and every window is shielded with steel bars."

Naraku: "This is crazy you can't hold us prisoner!"

Everyone shouted in agreement as they followed the two men into the hall. Tenchi raised his arms to calm everyone down, "Please everyone! Return into the study. Everything will be explained."

Everyone headed back into the room. Naraku on the other hand ran the opposite direction. "You too Mr. Naraku." He heard the butler behind him, again on the pursuit. Naraku raced into the conservatory and up to the large glass wall were the rain was still pouring down the outer side.

Tenchi: "You can't get out that way."

"Why not? It's only glass." before grabbing a vase from the table. But before he could break the window three silver heads appeared on the other side, starring fiercly at him with their bright blue eyes and ivory fangs. Naraku fell off his feet and turned to the butler who was smiling at the Blue Eyes White Dragons.

"Do return to the study please."

Naraku flopped back down on the chair next to the door as the butler returned to his normal place at the desk.

"What you all have in common is that you are all being blackmailed."

All the guests looked around at each other in surprise.

"For some time each of you have been what you can afford and sometimes more than what you can afford to someone who threatens to expose you. And not one of you knows whose blackmailing you."

Mrs. Peacock gave a hearty laugh, "Naraku's right this is ridicules! Nobody can blackmail my everything I do is immediately reported to the press I have nothing to hide. Let alone be used against me."

Joey: "Who are you married to? The Presedent?"

"We will see about that." Tenchi said holding several papers out from the envelope and walking to Miroku. "Pro. Plum. While you admit that you're not a real professor you are a professional in demon tracking and exorcisms."

Miroku: "Yes but what does that have to…?"

Tecnhi: "In fact you even started a school of your kind of trade, until your teaching license was taken away."

Mai: "What did he do?"

Tenchi: "You know a monk's vow of chastity?"

Kikyo: "Yes."

Tenchi: "You know what teachers are not to do with their lady students right?"

Mai: "Yeah."

Tenchi: "Well he did."

Mai gave a surprised laugh while Mrs. Peacock rolled her eyes, "Oh that's disgusting."

"Are you making moral judgments Mrs. Peacock?" Tenchi asked before sitting down next to her, "How to you justify counterfeiting and smuggling your own husband's creations and assembly data to foreign powers and overseas competitors?"

Tea: "My husband is a shrewd business man and a ruthless competitor. I like to give his opponents some chance to make it to the top. There's nothing wrong with that."

Tenchi: "Not unless he finds out. Perhaps. But if the payments were made by slipping used greenback in plain envelops under the doors of the men's room what do you say about that?"

"I'd say it stinks." Mai said standing above the love seat.

Tea: "How would you know? When were you in that men's room?"

Miroku: "So it's true?"

Tea: "No it's a vicious lie."

Tenchi: "I'm sure we're all glad to hear that. But you've been paying blackmail nearly two years to keep that story out of the papers."

"Well I'm inclined to believe you I too am being blackmailed for something I didn't do." Kikyo said turning her gaze away to a window.

Inuyasha: "Some here."

Joey: "Me too."

"Not me." Mai said with her hand on her hip.

"You are not being blackmailed?" Tenchi asked with surprise.

"Oh I'm being blackmailed alright. But I DID what I'm being blackmailed for."

Pro. Plum starred at her with curiosity, "What did you do?"

Mai sauntered over to the desk and gracefully lifted herself on it to a sitting position, "To be perfectly frank, when my cosmetic company was about to go under I, 'persuaded' the auditor to give me some advancements in the tax refunds. Now my company is the tops of the fashion world."

"You're no better than he is." Col Mustard exclaimed pointing to Miroku.

Tenchi walked straight to the blond next, "Well than, let's go to you next. (goes through papers) Several years ago you were assigned to the bodyguard to the ambassador from Australia who was threatened of murder from a homicidal terrorist."

Joey: "Yeah. I was a Major then."

Tenchi: "However before the ambassador could be safely transported to Paris from New York you and your colleges were how do we say 'detained' by the casinos and the over consumption of alcohol."

Joey: "Hey it was only one drink! And how was I supposed to know someone spiked it so much!"

Tenchi: "Nevertheless you were out for four hours. Enough time for the terrorist to obtain the ambassador, take him to a far away alley, and kill him with a gunshot to every fatal point on the human body!"

Joey shifted his eyes to the opposite wall from the butler, "Can't say I never liked the guy anyway."

Tenchi: "Was it because of the way he treated you? Or was it because he was Miss. Scarlet's husband!"

"Ambassador Varon!" Tea asked in surprise and turned to Mai, "Is that true? I didn't know you were married."

Mai switched her gaze to the red carpet of the floor with a gloom look in her eyes, "Yes. I didn't want anyone to now because I wanted to keep a professional image. But when he died I just became a wreck. I don't know how I ever made it without him."

"Don't be such a drama queen, Scarlet." Col. Mustard remarked closing his eyes to her.

Needless to say Scarlet's face turned scarlet and she stomped up to him, "Count on you to be insensitive. I'm not surprised if YOU were the one who killed him. You still have that pathetic crush on me since Duelist King-" Joey stopped her in her tracks by raising his left clinched fist at her. "You forgot Mai. I was already engaged before I was commissioned to guard your husband." Her eyes widened when she was a silver wedding band around his ring finger. "I got over you a long time ago. My heart belongs to someone else. You're nothing to me now."

Shocked with disbelief, Mai walked back to the desk.

It was Kikyo's turn now.

Tenchi: "Mrs. White. You've been paying the blackmailer ever since your fiancée died under 'mysterious' circumstances."

Inuyasha: "Who was it this time?"

Kikyo: "I didn't kill him if that's what you mean."

Joey: "Then why are you paying the blackmailer?"

Mrs. White adjusted herself in her seat and took a deep breath, "I do not want to deal with the scandal, we had several bad confrontations. He deranged he was…lunatic. He didn't seem to like me very much, he had threatened to kill me public."

Mia: "Why would he want to kill you in public?"

Tenchi: "I believe she means he threatened in public to kill her."

Mai: "Oh."

Tea: "Was that his final word?"

Tenchi: "Yet HE was the one who died not YOU Mrs. White."

Miroku: "Do you miss him?"

Kikyo: "It's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead I have a life. He was a stupid optimistic man, but he was found dead at home his head had been cut off and so had his em….(hesitates) you know. "

Just as she said that all the guys cross their legs. "I was out all evening at a Buddhist convention with my sister."

Tenchi: "But he was your second fiancée your first fiancée also disappeared."

Kikyo: "Well that was his job, he was an illusionist."

Tenchi: "But he never reappeared."

Kikyo (laughs): "He wasn't a very good illusionist."

Inuyasha stood up and caughed to get everyone's attention, "Excuse me. I'm not going to wait for Tenchi to unmask me. I work for the extermination services and I'm a homosexual."

Everyone remained silent at his confession. The butler took several glances at the files to confirm what the hanyou said. "But Inuyasha, I was there at your-" Miroku started to say before Inuyasha covered his mouth. "I feel no shame or guilt about it. But I have to keep it a secret or else I will loose my job a the demon extermination agency."

Kikyo folded her arms and tried to wear a smile, "Well then if that's the case then that Kagome girl you've hung around with so much can have you then."

Desperate to get away from his friend Miroku walked over to Naraku, who hadn't said a word since his attempt to escape, "Well, it just leaves Mr. Naraku."

"What's your little secret?" Miss. Scarlet asked eagerly.

Tenchi: "His secret? Oh haven't you guessed? He's the one whose blackmailing you all."


Sam: Jgal? Why are you hidingin the attic?

Jgal: I'm hiding from the mob of Inuyasha fans outside. They're kinda mad at me far making him...you know...

Sam: Just tell them that you're not a yoai writer and you're just following the original script a little bit.

Jgal: I did. And a flaming arrow answered me. .