HELLO! Thank You to the People that reviewed throws black confetti. My first fanfic is a success(somewhat). I'd like to make A few statements to clear things up……..Yes Bloodstoner you're right Yami Horus isn't real, except in my mind. And from the way I think , you're all figments of my imagination so you're not real either! HA!. So tell your brother. Not that I care….Oh and DO. NOT. INSULT. MY. YAMI!

Yami Horus: Thank you

Horus: Yes, only I'm allowed to do that…..idiotic oblivious yami……

Yami Horus: Huh?

Horus: You heard me so get back into the closet unless you want another visit from Mr. Machete!

Yami Horus: EEP! I'm going, I'm going. Geez out of all the yamis I'm the only one stuck with a frickin bipolar goth kid

Horus: What was that?

Yami Horus: Nothing, Nothing…

Horus: I thought so. Now that my Yami is in the upstairs closet where he belongs, ON WITH THE FIC!

Black-Mail Makes The World Go Round

So anyway I think while Yugi is recovering with our psychiatrist Dr. Marvin Monroe(Don't own DAMIT!), I think we will check back in on Kaiba.

"Seto! I. Want. To. Watch. Star Wars!" Mokuba pleaded.

" No way Mokuba. After what that muppet, Yoda, did to me, you're not watching another one ever again," Seto said.

"What about the ones without Yoda?" Mokuba asked.

"Maybe, I don't know," Seto said. At which point Mokuba grabbed the remote, turned Star Wars on, and hid it. "Mokuba give me that remote now!" Seto said.

"No way. I wanna watch Star Wars!"

"Give me the remote."

"No"

"Give it up."

"No."

"NOW!"

"NO!" Seto was getting dizzy from all the arguing and needed a walk.

"Listen Mokuba, I'm gonna take a quick walk and when I come back, Chronicles of Riddick (Don't OWN) better be on and not this Star Wars crap," Seto said. Then he got up to walk. When he was walking through the house he saw some pretty funny and stupid things. Yami and Tea sounded like they were having fun, though by the sound of it, Seto guessed it wasn't from a video game. Mind out of the gutter. Marik and Bakura were arguing over whether or not Bakura cheated in Mortal Kombat: Deception at which point they decided to make the game real by pulling knifes on one another. Malik and Ryou came along to pull their yamis apart but were not having much luck seeing as both were very strong. It all stopped, however, when Tristan walked by and put Punk'd on the TV they were using, resulting in him getting tackled by all four of them. In the kitchen, a drunken Duke Devlin was hitting on one completely sober Mai Valentine, which resulted in Duke getting slapped in the face and beer poured on his vest. And that was before Mai did anything.

Seto made his way upstairs only to hear cries of help coming from a bedroom. "What the hell," Seto muttered as he opened the door. What he saw was one of the last things he wanted to see, Joey Wheeler stripped down to his underwear and tied to the bedposts. Suppressing the urge to laugh( or possibly cringe-I don't know. I'm not Kaiba) Seto asked, "What happened to you mutt? Did your master decide you were a bad little dog and put you on a leash?"

"Ha Ha Ha .Very funny Kaiba," Joey said, blushing slightly. "Could you untie me?"

"Sorry Mutt. Not until you tell me how you got put in the doghouse." Seto said smirking.

"If I hear another stupid ass dog pun coming from you, I'll show you what it really means to be in the doghouse!" Joey yelled "Besides, It's none of your business what happened. What is your business is that you untie me.."

"None of my Business eh? Oh well, I guess I'll leave you like this." Seto said walking away.

"No Kaiba wait! Ok, if you must know this all happened when I caught Tristan with the missing snacks I chased him all over the house and into this bedroom. What I didn't know that this was a trap and Mako was in on it. He was apparently still mad about the whole hit on my sis and I kill you thing so he and Tristan tied me to the bed and took off all my clothes. (Stop Laughing you perverts!giggle, snort) An that's how you found me here." Joey said sighing.

"Nice story mutt. Thanks I needed a few laughs. Bye now," Seto said.

"No wait Kaiba please!" Joey pleaded(Joey fangirls: awwwwwww)

"Ok, ok, calm down." Seto said walking towards the top bed post. Unfortunately, Tristan had dropped a piece of sandwich on the floor which the prestigious Mr. Seto Kaiba slipped on landing on top of Joey. Seto was dazed for a minute and stayed laying there on top of a near naked Joey.

"Eh, Kaiba would you mind getting off of me? Kaiba? Kaiba?" Joey asked breaking Seto out of his dazed trance.

"Huh, What?" Seto muttered.

" I said would you mind getting off of me?" Joey repeated. Just then they saw a flash and heard the sound of shuffling footsteps.

"What was that?" Seto asked.

"I don't know UNTIE ME!" Joey yelled. After about 15 minutes of untying Joey(Mako's a sailor. He makes good knots.), Kaiba went downstairs finding Mokuba still watching Star Wars and holding something in his hand chuckling.

"Mokuba what are you chuckling about? And I thought I told you to turn off Star Wars. Change the channel," Seto said.

"Oh, I don't think so big brother." Mokuba laughed.

"Why not?" Kaiba asked .

"Because," Mokuba explained holding up his digital camera, "You make one wrong move and this picture showing you laying on top of a barely clothed Joey hits the internet."

"You little monster! You wouldn't!" Seto said

"You know me big brother. You know I would." Mokuba said.

'Hmmm. Exploiting an opponents weakness to get what he wants. He's growing up to be just like me. Smart little monster.' Seto mused. "Ok Mokuba Ok. You win. You can watch Star Wars. Just remember there'll be hell to pay when you least expect it." Seto said 'Bye Bye college fund for Mokuba' he thought at the same time.

"Ok big brother, I'll delete the picture." Mokuba said, about to push the delete button.

"No! Give me the camera." Seto said . Mokuba gave Seto the camera. 'This'll be saved for my personal collection.' Seto though smirking.

Horus: another chapter done. Oh well. I'm sorry the chappie isn't as random as the other before it but don't worry it will. I got my inspiration for this fic after reading Free For All by Pharaoh Atem's Dark Angel so if you read her fic you'll see some similarities. As for with this chapter, I had and idea involving Seto and Joey and I used it. Hope you like. Oh and I hinted at something in this chapter but I'm not gonna go any deeper into it. This is a party and its gonna get random.

Yami Horus: I'm proud of you. You got through the whole chapter without cutting yourself.

Horus: Yes, you're right. Hmmm. Better fix that. Grabs knife and turns his back to viewers

Yami Horus:sigh Here we go again. Anyway R&R and Horus will beat me.

Horus: Don't you mean or I will beat you.cutting sounds heard

Yami Horus: Knowing you, what is more accurate

Horus: Whatever more cutting noises anyway if you have any ideas for the fic tell me. If I like em, I'll use em. . Oh and Yami. Who let you out of the closet?

Yami Horus:shrugs shoulders I don't know. You write this. It's your universe.

Horus: Oh yeah. I forgot. pizza appears out of nowhere R&R bye!