Samsamakasam: Hey just want to say thank you for the reviews and Readerfreak and her friends for rescuing Jgal from the flamers.

Jgal: (yawns) Morning.

Samsamakasam: Oo You've been asleep this whole time!

Jgal: Yeah. Those flamers must've used a strong chloroform.

Samsamakasam: Great! How are we going to do the next chapter now!

Jgal: Easy! Easy! I wrote the chapter while I was asleep. Anyway thanks for rescuing me Ichi and Miko!

Samsamakasam: oO

CLUE

DEAD! AGAIN?

"OMG. Omg omg omg!" Mrs. Peacock cried as she looked away from the dead cook on the floor.

"Who would want to kill the cook?" Inuyasha pondered examining the body.

Mai: "Dinner wasn't that bad."

Tea: "It was one my favorite recipes."

Joey: "How can you make jokes at a time like this?"

Ms. Scarlet stood up straight and folded her arms, "It's my defense mechanism."

Joey: "Some defense if I were to kill her I would kill you next."

Everyone then starred at him suspiciously.

Realizing he was making himself appear the guilty party Col. Mustard smiled and loosened his bowtie, "I said 'if'. 'IF'."

But the ladies, the butler, and the hanyou starred down at him.

"Now come on there's only one admitted killer here and it's certainly not me it is her!" Col. Mustard shouted turning toward Mrs. White.

"I've admitted nothing." Kikyo then started to back away as the blond young man was approaching her aggressively.

"Well you paid the blackmailer, how many fiancées have you had?"

Kikyo: "Mine or other women's?"

Joey: "Yours."

Kikyo: "Five."

Joey: "Five!"

Kikyo: "Yes just the five. Men should be like cleanex, soft, strong, and disposable."

"And yet you've never married." Mr. Green said smugly looking away from the body for any other clues.

Joey rubbed his chin in thought for any other suspects, "Who had the dagger anyway it was you Mrs. Peacock!" he shouted again; this time pointing to Tea at the kitchen door with Pro. Plum.

Tea: "Yes but I put it down."

Inuyasha: "Where?"

Tea: "In the Study."

Miroku: "When?"

"I don't know!" she countered trying desperately not to scream, "Um, before the lights went out I don't know! But any of you could've picked it up."

A long silence fell heavy in the room. Who did it? Who killed Mr. Naraku and the cook? Everyone had the opportunity. Each one of them had a motive for murdering Mr. Naraku, but the cook? Why? She had nothing to do with the case. Or did she?

Finally Tenchi cleared his throat, "Well, I say we take the cook's body into the study."

Joey: "Why?"

Tenchi: "I'm the butler. I like to keep the kitchen tidy."

Pro. Plum, Mr. Green, and Col. Mustard grunted and groaned as they lugged the cook's body across the hall.

As they were squeezing through the doorway Mr. Plum suddenly dropped his load of cook, "Look! The body's gone!"

Immediately the other two dropped the rest of the carcass in shock.

Tea jumped behind the men trying to see over their shoulders, "What is it? Whose there?"

"Nothing." Inuyasha muffled out in shock.

Mia: "Well then what's wrong?"

Tenchi starred at the empty spot where Naraku's body once laid, "Nothing. No body. That all. Mr. Body's body is gone."

Jgal: (pops in and whispers correct line)

Tenchi: "Oh sorry. Mr. Naraku's body is gone!"

Jgal: (disappear)

Mai: "Who was that?"

Pro. Plum: (shrugs) "Beasts me."

"Maybe he wasn't dead?" Mrs. White speculated as she looked behind one of the couches. "We should've made sure."

Tea shoved through the crowd at the door and looked behind the desk, "How? By cutting his head off I suppose."

"Tea!" Joey shouted in surprise.

Tea: "Well he DID blackmail us! He deserves it!"

"Well Doc," Inuyasha said shifting his eyes to Miroku at his right side, "what's your theory?"

The 'former monk' starred at him frustratingly and annoyed, "Why are you asking me!"

Inuyasha: "You're the professor."

"I'm not a phorensic expert!"

Kikyo: "Well one of us must've killed him!"

"I think you better explain yourself Tenchi." Col. Mustard shouted yet again accusing the butler this time.

"Me! Why me?" he asked momentarily forgetting about the missing corpse and forgetting the cook entirely.

Joey: "You were missing from the study for a while; just enough time to kill the cook!" Just then he received a plow to the head by Ms. Scarlet's fist. "You big dummy! The cook was stabbed with the knife Tea got while Tenchi was out. He could've killed the cook."

The butler bowed to the regal 'widow', "Thank you madam."

Mai: "As for Mr. Naraku it was obvious that Pro. Plum shot him."

Miroku: "Me? Now you're accusing me now!"

Kikyo: "You had the gun."

"Yes put someone grabbed tried to grab it from me in the dark and the gun went off." Just then Pro. Plum pointed to the top of the mantel and the shattered remains of a Victorian vase. Above the broken pieces was a small black hole, "Look! That's where the bullet went!"

"Well that eliminates one way of dying." Ms. Scarlet observed while checking the hole to see if it was made by a bullet.

Mrs. Peacock held her head tiredly. She felt dizzy and lightheaded from what had happened in the last half hour. "Excuse me is there a restroom around here?"

"Just down the hall to the right madam." The maid answered pointing to the door out.

"Thank you." And without another word she disappeared.

She walked down the hall as was instructed but when she opened the door to the facilities she received a frightening and unexpected surprise…

"So what do we do now?" Ms. Scarlet said sitting down on the couch a little skeptic.

Mimicking her gestured everyone else sat down around the room, fearful and suspicious.

Mrs. White sat over to the window and glared at the others through their reflection from the rain fogged glass.

Ieaka sat alone on the desk ready to attack with a letter opener if need to.

The guys huddled to one side of the room opposite on Mr. Green who was sitting alone on the love seat. Even his beast friend was ill at lease.

Inuyasha: "Oh come one there has to be someone else involved with this! Someone else has got to be in the house."

"Yes but who?" Miroku said before turning to Tenchi.

Tenchi breathed in a heavy sigh, "I guess I do sort of have an explanation to forfeit."

Joey: "And you waited till NOW to tell us!"

However just before another word was said a shrieking, bloodcurdling, scream cried out. It could've been heard from all corners of the manor.

"Haaaaaaaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaa!"

Hearing the desperate screams everyone in the study raced out.

Mrs. Peacock was scrambling desperately with a tall man hunched over her with his arms over her. "Heeeeeeelp!"

"It's Naraku!" nearly everyone screamed.

Inuyasha: "He's attacking her!"

Mustard and Green charged at him. With a protective jerk they ripped her from Naraku's grasp and threw him onto the floor. But he didn't move or respond to the assault.

"No….no he's dead…" Mrs. White faintly whispered seeing a trail of blood from a nonviable fracture underneath his mass of thick locks.

"Naraku. Dead? Again?" Tenchi said in disbelief. Everyone gathered around the prodigal corpse.

"You've got blood on your hands." Kikyo broke the silence looking over to Inuyasha. His hands and claws had streaks of red from moving the body away from Tea.

"I didn't do it!" he screamed yanking out his handkerchief and whipping the blood clean

The butler knelt down to examine the body, "He's got new injuries." He lifted one of the arms and dropped it. The arm limps rose and clunked back on the floor with no resistance, "Well he's certainly dead now. Who would want to kill him twice?"

Mai: "It seems so unnecessary."

Joey: "That's what we call overkill."

Miroku: "Or what we call psychotic."

Inuyasha: "Unless he wasn't dead before."

Joey: "But who killed him?"

Tenchi: "That's what we're trying to find out! We have to find out who killed him? And where? And with what!"

Miroku: "There's no need to shout."

"I'm not shouting!" the butler shouted while checking the bathroom to see if anyone else was in there. Everyone starred at him and folded their arms.

"Alright I am! I'm shouting! I'm shouting! I'M SHOUT-" suddenly out from the top frame of the door the very same candlestick that was presented to Mai fell and landed on his head. "iiiiiing…."

All the guests looked down at now the two bodies on the floor.

"Is he dead?" Joey wondered, hardly as phased as he was with the previous occasions.


Jgal and Samsamakasam: (behind a fortress)

Samsamakasam: How long do you think we're safe here?

Jgal: I don't know. If we get despreate we might need to use Naraku's castle.

Samsamakasam: Not like he's going to need it anymore. (flaming arrow narrowly misses her) Eeek!

Jgal: Eh...we don't own Inuyasha, or Clue, so please don't sue us. (ducks a cannonball) Or kill us.