Horus: Hello again. I'm sorry I haven't updated sooner but I'm alternating between this and my other fic, Some Wounds Are Deeper than Others. For anyone who hasn't read it it's an Angst/Romance fic using everyone's favorite pair: Ryou/Bakura. That's right.

Yami Horus: I thought Yami/Yugi was everyone's favorite pair.

Horus: Quiet You! Grabs mallet and smashes Yami Horus over the head

Yami Horus: OW! What was that for?

Horus: It still speaks! Kill it! Kill it! Continues smashing Yami Horus with mallet

Yami Horus: OW! Stop it Damn it! Don't make me send you to the Shadow realm with the Millennium Butter knife.

Horus: He he. I hid it from you so you can't do shit.

Yami Horus: Inaudible muttering Goes and sulks in corner

Horus: That's what I thought. Anyway, ON WITH THE FIC!

Crazy plus Crazy Equals Destruction

So Anyway, Yugi's still getting psychiatric help and Seto is planning revenge on Mokuba. So I think we should check in on Marik and Bakura (Yami Horus: Lets not and say we did / Horus: Quiet you! More mallet smashing)

Marik, Bakura, and their respective hikaris have been beating up Tristan and now he's out cold.

"Well that's that" Bakura remarked.

"Yes, it is," Marik said, "and you didn't even cheat this time, tomb robber."

"Grrr. Marik I.DID.NOT.CHEAT!" Bakura hissed.

"Oh yeah? Then How come I saw you looking up cheat codes on that magic interweb thing." Marik asked.

"Uh, actually Marik It's the internet." Malik corrected.

"Whatever, I saw Bakura going to something called Marik said nonchalantly.

"Is this true Bakura?" Ryou asked

"Of course not Ryou. Are you going to believe this Psychopathic tomb keeper over me?" Bakura asked innocently,

"Well…at least Marik doesn't lie unbelievably." Ryou said.

"Oh, come on Ryou!" Bakura said in disbelief. Just then there was a noise outside.

"Knives for sale! Knives for sale!"

"Cool the knifeman is here. He's early too." Bakura said. Both he and Marik ran out of the house leaving holes in the shape of them in the door. About 30 seconds later, they both came in carrying boxes of knives.

"Wow that's a lot of knives," Malik said, "How'd you guys get them all so fast?"

"Well," Bakura started. "There was one twerp in line but he was no problem. We threw him in the dumpster." Just then one short, gothic guy came in the house furious.

"Where the hell are the two assholes that threw me in the dumpster?" he asked.

"Here we are you little twerp." Bakura snickered. Ryou just stared at the guy.

"Umm, Bakura? Do you know who that guy is?" Ryou asked nervously.

"No, not really hikari. He does look a little familiar but I can't place him. Why does it matter?" Bakura asked, looking at Ryou.

"Because," Ryou started "that guy…..is the author."

"Wait a second? How the hell is he in the story? He's the one writing this thing. How can he be in the story?" Marik asked. Horus laughed evilly

"It's my boundless author powers! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Just then Yami Horus hit Horus over the head with the 'Frying-pan-of-doom' and dragged the unconscious author out of the scene.

"Ok that was…weird." Tristan said waking up.

"Who told you to wake up?" Bakura yelled. Once again, all four jumped Tristan and laid him out unconscious. Then there was another knock at the door.

"I'll get it." Joey said coming into the room. When he opened the door, he saw Anubis on the other end

"Um, yes. Can the pharaoh come out and meet his doom?" Anubis asked, trying to sound innocent.

"Sorry Anubis. Maybe after the party." Joey said.

"NOOOO!" Anubis yelled, turning into his monster form. Just then Blue Eyes Shining Dragon came out of the sky and bitch slapped Anubis. Anubis Flew into the sky and chased BESD until they both disappeared.

"That was weird too." said a tired and beat up Tristan.

"He must like pain." Malik said. The four repeated knocking the said brunette out. Then there was another knock on the door.

"sigh Now what?" Joey moaned (No not that way you stupid perverts). He opened the door to find two police officers and a crying woman.

"That's him! That's the man officers!" the woman shrieked.

"Joey Wheeler, you are under arrest for the murder of Jerry Springer." the officer said.

" What? I didn't kill him. Red Eyes did." Joey said being handcuffed.

"What is this Red Eyes you speak of?" the officer asked

"It's my favorite dragon!" Joey said matter-of-factly.

"Uh oh. We better get animal control in here." The officer said, getting on the police radio.

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5 minutes later…

Red Eyes Black Dragon was in a cage being taken away by animal control. Joey was crying on the officer, begging him not to take the monster away. Blue Eyes White Dragon was in the background pointing at Red Eyes and laughing his ass off. Then he proceeded to do several cheers and acrobatic acts. All was stopped though when the BEWD was glomped by Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corp., Master of the Blue Eyes, The former uncontested champion, etc, etc. Red Eyes is then dragged away.

"No not my Red Eyes!" Joey cried.

"Calm down Wheeler." Seto said. I have something to show you. They went up to a bedroom. Mokuba, being a little too nosy for his own good, listened to the conversation.

"All right Kaiba, what did you want to show me?" Joey sobbed.

"Calm down Wheeler. I know you're sad so I decided to do this for you." Kaiba said.

"What is it Kaiba?" Joey asked.

"Here," Kaiba muttered.

"Wow, Kaiba, this is big!" Joey said.

"Of course it's big mutt. It's for you, after all." Seto said.

"Are you…sure I can have it?" Joey asked, confused.

"Look, just suck it already," Kaiba said. Mokuba's eyes shot open.

"I don't know Kaiba. It looks a little too big to suck. Why don't I just lick it?" Joey reasoned.

"Whatever mutt, I don't care. It's all for you." Kaiba said losing his patience.

"Ok if you say so….mmmm…." Joey said as he moaned from pleasure.

"Tastes good, now doesn't it Wheeler?" Kaiba said slyly. At this point, Mokuba had enough.

"Big brother what the hell are you and Joey doing?" Mokuba said coming through the door. Kaiba was on the bed sitting there looking at Joey. Joey had a huge, rainbow colored, lollipop, which he was licking moaning at the sweet taste.

"What is it you wanted Mokuba?" Kaiba asked.

"N-nothing…" Mokuba said innocently walking out. Downstairs, there was another knock on the door outside.

"Now what?" Marik asked. When he opened the door, he saw Pegasus bounce in riding Funny Bunny.

"Hello, Marik-boy. How are you doing?" Pegasus asked in his flamboyant manner.

"Oh, it's you, the gay ass maker of duel monsters." Marik sniffed. Then Yugi came in from his Psychiatrist appointment.

"No, it's you, TINKY-WINKY!" Yugi yelled, running behind Ryou.

"Now come on Yugi, you know I wouldn't do anything inappropriate to you……that you didn't want me to." Pegasus said winking.

"Shhh. What happens in the Shadow Realm stays in the Shadow Realm." Everyone in the party looked at Yugi and anime fell.

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Horus: Well that's chapter three up and posted. grabs ice Ow! That frying pan hurt.

Yami Horus: First of all: You needed it. You were out of control. Second of all: It wasn't just any normal frying pan. It was the 'Frying-pan-of-doom.'

Horus: Hmm yeah…grabs 'frying-pan-of-doom' Lets see how you like it! Knocks out Yami Horus Well yeah. If you read this fic, YOU MUST REVIEW! THAT IS AN ORDER FROM THE OWNER OF THE MILLENIUM BUTTER KNIFE! WHETHER YOU LIKE OR NOT ME NO CARE I DO NOT JUST WRITE THIS FIC FOR MYSELF. I REPEAT: IF YOU READ YOU MUST REVIEW DAMN IT!