AUTHOR'S NOTES: HELLO THERE!!! I am currently in a Naruto phase so if this story is long and boring ( shakes fist, cause it shouldn't be) just skip through the chapters until your at the end so we can all ooohhh and awwww at Naruto and - not mentioning- getting together. Who could it be though? Hah hah! Im not telling you all! Cause I want to be evil! Oh what the heck, it's... oh look at the time! ( glances at wrist with no watch) Seems I better start writing the story! Ta ta for now!

DISCLAIMER: I claim I don't own Naruto.

NONI?!

In a large pearly white chapel two people where announcing their love troths to each other.

Naruto raced towards the church with all his might to stop his most horrible fears that seemed to

be true. Quickly, out of breath, he stumbled into the parking lot. A vale parker looked Naruto

up and down as he fell face flat on the ground. "Uh, sir... the street corners that get the most

cars are that way." The man said as Naruto jumped to his feet and dusted his once beautiful

white tuxedo off. At the moment his tux had dirt stains all over it and sweat beneath the arms

that could be seen. Strands off grass clung to his golden strands of hair and scratches covered

his face. "I'm no hobo!" Naruto yelled then returned to his mad dash. In the large chapel, where

two lovers stood, vows where being made. A preacher looked the couple up and down. "Do

you Uchiha Sasuke take the beloved Haruna Sakura?" A pause pressed on by the silence and

then two words came from the young boy's mouth. "I do." "And do you..." Naruto grabbed the

handles of the church entrance and pulled with all his might. Although it didn't open the first time

he tried but it did the next. "I object!" Naruto yelled into the silenced room, wince all eyes then

drew their attention to his appearance. Sakura furled around to see Naruto surrounded by a

golden light while he brushed a few pieces of liquid sun, his hair, out of his face. His long baby

blue necktie had been untied dangling in the wind while his tuxedo was shimmering a spotless

white. Muscles bulged from underneath his sleeves and his eyes carried the word of holiness in

them. Sasuke cocked an eyebrow. "We already kissed dobe." Sasuke bluntly said and all of a

sudden Naruto seemed to deflate. "Wha-what?" Naruto asked not believing what Sasuke had

just stated. "Dear lord! Their only thirteen!" Naruto pointed out. Sasuke just rolled his eyes.

"You loose." He said. "AHHHHHH!" Naruto popped out of the sticky sheets, which clung to

him while his covers had already been thrown off in the middle of night some time ago. ' What a

nightmare!' Naruto thought with a shudder to end the thought. ' Good thing Sasuke and Sakura

aren't really getting married.' Naruto cringed at the remembrance of his dream. ' ...and after I

came in with such a flashy comeback to. I still didn't get Sakura chan.' He's referring to how he

was described when entering the church. ' Well, time to move out of the way what's blocking

my happiness.' Naruto jumped out of bed already clothed and ran into his kitchen. He got on a

small stool and opened a cabinet. "And that would be the cream corn and the green beans!" He

scooted the two canned vegetables aside and took out an instant ramen pack. "to get to my

love; ramen noodles!" Naruto ran to the stove and turned on the burner. "Today is a special

day. The day I beat Sasuke!" Naruto called out into his house with a war cry of some sort.

Naruto grabbed a pot and chunked the dried noodles into the pot then turning the stove to high.

"Am I forgetting anything?" Naruto thought for a moment then gave up. "It'll come back to me

later" Naruto said shrugging it off. Naruto walked into his room and looked at the floor. It was

covered with doodles, instant food containers, weapons of mass destruction, voodoo doll's of

Sasuke, love letters to Sakura, (which where crumpled up on the ground and failed to have been

sent) and finally some shonen manga. Naruto scavenged the area until he decided that it be wise

to plunge into the depths so that he could uncover his gold. Naruto waded into the shallow end

then plugged his nose and went under. Naruto came up seconds later gasping for air then

plucked a paper clip out of his hair. He then walked out of the sea of junk with a piece of paper.

The paper was laminated and seemed to have importance to it. Naruto couldn't bottle up all his

excitement and began bursting with fits of laughter from happiness. Just to be sure he wasn't

dreaming he re-read the paper again. The letter stated:

Dear Uzumaki Naruto,

We inform you of being one of the four winners to have won the valentines giveaway prize. Please claim your prize as soon as possible. Remember to give your prize to a certain someone! We hope to hear of you in other monthly contests!

Sincerely Anaboshi of the wind staff

Naruto had never won anything in his life, well, except for the occasional beatings from Kakashi.

But, all was well for the little hyper active teen. All of a sudden Naruto was pulled out of bliss as

he sniffed the air. " Something smells burnt." Naruto told himself aloud. "The ramen!" Naruto

screamed madly and ran to the kitchen. "So that's what I forgot, I forgot to add the water; silly

me." Naruto stated then found his kitchen in blaze. The whole kitchen was engulfed in flames.

Naruto ran back to his bedroom and pried open his window with his bare hands. He was about

to jump out and save himself since they always say you should think of yourself before your

items, but then he remembered the paper and ran back in. Later, a group of people had formed

around the ninja's house and where all gaping at the sight of spewing flames. Sasuke, Sakura,

and Kakashi had got wind of the situation and where also there. "Oh my god! Is Naruto still in

there?!" Sakura screamed to Kakashi who had arrived with her so he sure as hell couldn't know

such questions. "I'm sure he's fine." Kakashi quickly lied. Sasuke looked panicked as well but

didn't show it well enough for anyone to notice since all he did was quickly nibble of a finger nail

then quickly gabbed his hands back into his pockets as if nothing had just happened. Sasuke

and Sakura where about to climb up to the only available window to end the madness of

anticipation when a black haired boy poked his head out the window waving a crispy piece of

parchment in the air like a mad man. The boy then lost his balance and fell out the window but

was caught by Sasuke in time while Sakura clinched her eyes shut. Sasuke peered down at the

boy with charcoal hair and soon realized that it was Naruto. When Sasuke reached the grown

he dropped Naruto on the concrete. "Ouch!" Naruto cried out in pain. "You could be more

gentle you know!" Naruto fussed. "Hn." Sasuke grunted then stepped aside as a mad Sakura

ran straight to Naruto. "Dear god Naruto, what did you do?!" She screamed with bloodshot

eyes, which scared the hell out of Naruto. "I only tried to cook some noodles." Naruto

squeaked. Kakashi sighed at the poor sight of Naruto's house and cleared his throat to insert a

comment. "Well, since your house is ablaze at the moment I guess there's no choice but for you

to stay a few nights one of out house's then." Kakashi directed the offering towards Sakura

lightly, by poking her in the shoulder and coughing out her name several times. "NO!" She

screamed at him and he immediately stopped. Sasuke looked side to side. "I guess... since

nobody wants you...idiot...don't thank me..." was all that stammered out of Sasuke's mouth but

had not been heard since Kakashi had interrupted him long ago. "I guess you'll be sleeping at

my house then since I know a war would start out between you and Sasuke, and heaven forbid

this whole town burn to the ground while I'm still here." Naruto's jaw dropped. ' I'm gonna live

with a pervert for, god only knows, how many days?!' Naruto screamed out into his thoughts.

Suddenly a small but still noticeable presence surfaced it's own good thoughts into his head. '

Never judge a book by its cover.' It told him in a kind sweet voice. ' Your right, I shouldn't

judge people by appearances.' Naruto apologized to his good side. Then took in a long breath

taking view of his new, soon to be, roommate. The last breath-taking image he saw of Kakashi

before shacking up with him was of him reading make out paradise while scratching his butt.

To be continued...?

HELLO, HELLO! Well, how was that so far? Was it good, stupid, crap that no one in their right minds would ever want to read and since they just did read it they have been left with a mental scar? YOU DECIDE! By reviewing of course! Oh, and if this story is worthy of even getting reviews then I'll just let ya'll know that you all are free to vote on who Naruto should pair up with at the end. But, it won't matter since I am the creator after all. And what I says goes! On paper. MUHAHAHAHA! You will have to threaten me if you want your pairing in this story!