Author's note: Hello, hello! It's me again! (Someone in audience throws rock at Brandi's head) Hah hah, it's nice to see I still have readers after such a long pause in the story! (Sasuke runs up and kicks Brandi in stomach) …Like… I…. was saying…. Great…times… all of it…. (Falls over)
Naruto was lying awake the very next morning. Sure it wasn't normal for Naruto to wake up early, but today was the start of a new day. THE DAY. It was the official starting day of his bet with Sasuke. Erm… if you have a hazy memory on the subject then let's review shall we?
Naruto's flashback:
(Sasuke has thick German accent)
Sasuke: Hah hah! I bet you I can win Sakura over in 5 days or less, hah hah!
Naruto: Oh no you don't! I would never let my beloved Sakura-chan go out with some sleazy Asian man with a thick German accent such as yourself! Wait a second… I'm an Asian man! Oh woe is me!
Sasuke: We will see… in due time.
(End Naruto's flashback)
(End Sasuke having thick German man accent)
Naruto leaned over and looked at the flashing digital clock next to his bed. ' I can't believe I'm even conscious at such an hour. I just can't sleep knowing of my mistake.' Back in Naruto's house beyond the rubbish inside what was once a refrigerator. Everything was cinder… everything except one brilliant shining wrapper. Let me describe this piece of tinfoil brought from heaven's gates. It was mainly white with a little bit of blue mixed in, and sketch of a polar bear in the middle. " Oh what I'd do for a Klondike Bar!" Screamed the spontaneous Naruto.
Suddenly Sasuke opened the door to Naruto's semi-permanent room. " What would you do for a Klondike bar?" He asked sort of confused. " Oh I'd do anything! I'd even…" 'Kiss you.' Thought Sasuke, who was already leaning forward. Naruto paused and starred at Sasuke. What was this sudden building of feelings? Was it…? Hate? Naruto squinted.
" I'd kill you." Naruto spat with a serious face and Sasuke seemingly deflated with a whoopie cushion noise.
" But like that'd ever happen!" Naruto laughed good-naturedly. " So when's breakfast?" Sasuke didn't answer.
" Sasuke?" Naruto asked again but the poor raven-haired boy really had deflated. He was lying in a puddle on the ground. Naruto grabbed a curtain rode (Closest thing to a stick in the room) and poked Sasuke.
Meanwhile!
(In black and white with scratchy film)
Neji decided he was finally going home, back to his homelands in ol' California. Neji had been preparing for this day countless times. Finally his dreams were being realized and brought to the surface of the real world! He bit his lower lip nervously. ' Ma and Pa are gonna be so happy when they see me. I can't wait much longer' he whispered in his mind.
" Everyone waiting to board train station 4 may now begin to load the cart!" An older man with a thick graying mustache announced from one of the ticket booths. Neji stood up from one of the benches cleverly placed in front of train station 4. 'The place is crowded. It only makes my return that much more dramatic.' He paused.
' Little Marie Lue will be so delighted!' Tears formed in the young boys eyes as he thought of his younger sister. Why after all, her birthday was tomorrow! What better of a birthday surprise than to have your long lost brother come home?
" The next train coming round to station 4 will be tomorrow at 11pm! Station's closed!" The same man from behind the ticket booth earlier announced. " What!" Neji announced. " I missed my train! Sir! I missed my train!" " Go home kid!" The man yelled from behind that same ticket booth and slid the tiny door shut. " I demand a refund!"
Silence. Then a… " Never! I've never given a refund! Never! And it sickens me to think that I would!" He shot back from behind a sealed ticket window. ' One day…' Neji thought infuriated.
The film that is currently reeling suddenly rips and the short 'meanwhile' comes to an end.
(End black and white with scratchy film 'meanwhile')
Are you wondering what that was about? Then let me explain. Well you see… (Opens mouth)
…..
(Shuts mouth) And so the story moves forward.
Naruto munched silently on a bowl of corn flakes. Sasuke glanced at the boy from across the kitchen munching angrily on cereal. " Do you want some blueberries with that? I have plenty." Sasuke held out a carton of blueberries to the blonde. " No thank you!" Naruto bitterly stated. " I don't want your contaminated berries! Not in this life time anyway!" Sasuke cocked a brow. " Then let go of the carton dobe." Sasuke said while starring at Naruto's hand, which was latched onto the other side. Naruto smiled nervously until Sasuke finally yanked it out of Naruto's paws and walked to the other side of the kitchen. Sasuke finally sat down at the table, directly across from Naruto. Then glared. Then looked at his food…and smiled. " Why don't I get waffles?" Naruto asked awe stricken. Sasuke can cook. Sasuke pointed at Naruto with a questioning look on his face and in return Naruto smiled a nodded back. " Because your not submissive enough." He flat out stated. ' Grrr… him and his homemade waffles, with tiny strawberry slices on top. And that tiny glass of orange juice to his side… No, no! I won't give in! Not to him!' " Fine! Keep your dainty waffles! See if I care!" Naruto excused himself and began to power walk out of the kitchen when he heard the first bite.
" Mmm…
banana flavored." Naruto then began to cry. " Naruto wants
bananas too!" He cried in anguish towards Sasuke's form.
Surprisingly enough, Sasuke smiled. He then began to chuckle a
little. Naruto felt a blush creep up on his face; it was kind of
embarrassing to be whining like that to Sasuke. Suddenly Sasuke began banging
his fist on the table in fits of hysterical laughter. Naruto then
grew a terrified look on his face and began to back away. " But
seriously." Sasuke said with a stern face as if none of that had
ever taken place to begin with. " If you want banana waffles, why
didn't you say so?" Naruto began to beam. " Oh Sasuke you're
the greatest! I take back everything I've ever said about-!" "
But you can only eat them if I feed them to you." The sound of
shattering glass then takes place. " If you what!" Sasuke
smirked. " You heard me stupid." Sasuke, sitting in his seat
leaned out a fork towards the boy, gesturing him to eat from it. "
Don't call me stupid…" Naruto growled. Naruto wanted those
waffles… but then again… " Sasuke… I don't…." " Oh,
so you don't want my homemade waffles? Okay then." Sasuke lifted
the fork towards his mouth till a horrible shriek stopped him. He
then looked down annoyed at Naruto for making such a sound. " What
do YOU want?" He asked in an abandoning tone. " I just wanted the
bananas Sasuke! Is that too much of me to ask!" " Well then you
should have accepted my offer." He stated and took a bite as Naruto
winced in pain. " Please Sasuke! Please, please!" Suddenly a fork
was extended. " Shall we try this again dobe?" Sasuke asked with
a smirk. Naruto looked at the golden piece of banana waffle in front
of his mouth. He hungered. Naruto opened his mouth and with a
chomp…the waffle piece was gone. But so was the fork, and the
entire plate with the waffle for that matter. And Sasuke too. He was
busy chasing a running Naruto up the stairs who just happened to have
a plate in his hand and fork in his mouth."MMMFFF!" Naruto screamed.
" DIE!" Sasuke replied.
Much Later.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. " Hello?" A young and pretty girl answered the door of a house. " Sasuke!" She squealed at the recognized face. Sasuke winced. " Um… hi." He said in return to the squeal, which means, " I love you, will you marry me?" In Sakuranese. " Of course I will!" She screamed and Sasuke looked relieved. " Well here you go then." Sasuke stated and walked away. Which means " Then follow me… to my hotel, in Mexico." In Sakuranese. " Anything for you Sasuke!" Sakura shouted but then suddenly met face to face with her doorframe. She looked confused at first. Then she replayed that conversation in her mind. " Will you take Naruto off my hands for a bit?" " Of course I will!" Stop. Rewind. Play. " Of course I will!" Sakura stood rigid. Then turned around slowly meeting face to face with a smiling Naruto. " Hi Sakura-chan!" He greeted, over flowing with joy. " Noooooo!" She greeted, over flowing with terror.
To be continued…?
Note: I finally updated! Are you finally happy? (Stares angrily) I've currently been busy building Kyuubi fursuit for Houston con. Weee! Foxy foxy! (squeals) Now how do you oven bake clay again? XD
