Feeling a bit sick right now… So I don't know how well this chapter will turn out… First, a few replies to reviews:
KylaranAeldin: Thanks, but no thanks. I prefer to obtain my Anime/Manga through more um, 'legal' methods. =P Besides, these guys have got to make a living somehow, y'know? That, and nothing beats a physical copy.
HinaGuy749: Yep, Megumi is supposed to be a bit bitchy. And I've actually had the wedding thing planned from the very beginning. I'm talking more like small appearances during the rest of the story. Also, there will be a very special appearance by someone in a future chapter…
Cskills: I've never read/seen Ai Yori Aoshi, whatever it is… So no, she's not based of off that character.
Masaname: WAAAH!! Please don't hurt me!!
Anyyyway… That's enough of that. Let us begin this next chapter, shall we?
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Love Hina Next: Second Phase
Week 1, Day 3: Revenge Can Be Dangerous!
Ami smiled, now wearing an oversized white T-Shirt and jeans, as she opened the door. "I'm going to do some shopping, okay?"
Shinichi nodded. "Um, that's nice… But why do you have to wear my clothes?"
Ami giggled. "Because I can't find where my clothes are…" She sweat dropped, embarrassed.
Shinichi chuckled. "Oh, sorry… I'll show you where they are when you get back, okay?…"
Just then, Megumi walked in, yawning. "What's going on? Why didn't anyone wake me up?"
Ami growled under her breath. "Because… you told me specifically not to wake you up unless it was an emergency!"
Megumi blinked rapidly a few times. "But you see, that doesn't mean to keep me sleeping until 12:30 P.M…"
Ami crossed her arms. "Well sorry, but you weren't very clear with your words!"
Megumi stepped up to Ami and put her face up to the younger woman's. "Common sense would have told you that I did not want to sleep all day! I simply needed a few hours of extra sleep in order to compensate for the different time zones!" She smirked and poked Ami's left boob. "Your brain must be proportionate to the size of your tits…"
Ami screamed, backed away from Megumi, and guarded her chest. "How dare you! My breast size is just fine, right Shinichi?"
Shinichi's eyes widened as his cheeks turned red. "W-well, um…"
Megumi chuckled, walked over to Shinichi, and pushed him on the couch. "Shinichi, my breasts are much better than hers, right?" She sat on his lap and pressed her breasts against his face, almost suffocating him.
Ami stared in shock. "Megumi!! You hussy, how can you act in such a manner?! Besides, bigger is not always better, melon bust!"
Megumi looked back to Ami and grinned. "So says the jealous…"
Ami screamed, pulling on her hair. "Argh! Just forget it! I'm going shopping now! Goodbye!!" She turned around and went out the door.
"Ami-dono, wait for me!" Tenshi yelled, flying out the door right before Ami slammed it closed, making a nearby picture fall.
Megumi shook her head. "Tsk, tsk, tsk… Ami is a sweet girl, but easily bothered…" She got off of Shinichi and stood up. "So, what do you want to do, Shinichi?"
Shinichi quickly stood up. "Actually, I have to get to my self defense class! It's every Wednesday and Friday!" He picked up his nearby bag. "So um, yeah! Gotta go!" He quickly ran out, er into the door. "Ow!" He chuckled. "Seeya!"
Megumi smiled as she watched her friend leave. "Poor Shinichi…"
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Shinichi screamed as he was slammed into the ground by his teacher. He was wearing the traditional fighting gi. The older man sighed. "Come on, Shinichi! You'll have to try harder than that, man…" The man with shoulder length brown hair, also dressed in a fighting gi, helped his only student up and sighed. "Eh, forget it… Let's just take a break…"
Shinichi nodded. They both sat down and Shinichi sadly looked over to his teacher. "I'm sorry, Sensei…"
The teacher looked confused. "Why's that?"
"Because… I'm a complete wimp and I'm barely improving…"
Sensei laughed. "Shinichi, you've only been here for a few weeks! Sure you're my first and only student, but I'm not expecting a miracle out of you! Work at your own pace, I have plenty of time…" He then whispered to himself, grinning. "Plus, your parents are paying me an ass-load of money for this…"
Shinichi raised an eyebrow. "What was that, Sensei?"
Sensei's eyes widened and he smiled nervously. "Oh, nothing! Anyway, yeah. If you just keep at it, you should improve someday, all right? Now that's it for today, go home!"
Shinichi smiled, standing up. "Yes, Sensei! Thank you and goodbye!" Shinichi ran out the door, tripping and falling face first on the ground. "I'm okay!"
Sensei smiled and waved, sweat dropping. "You be careful out there, okay?" 'Kid's totally helpless…'
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Back at the mansion, Megumi was taking a bath in the giant indoor bath. "Ahh, the water is so nice and warm… I could stay in here all day…" As if on cue, the door bell rang. "Damn it, such bad timing…" She got out of the bath, put on a towel, walked out of the bathroom, and walked over to the door. She looked through the peephole. It was a woman with long wavy blonde hair in a pony tail, dressed in a red leather jacket, black jeans, and steel toed boots. Her lips were red with a crimson color and her eyes were "Oh good, it's a woman… I won't have to change." She answered the door. "Hello!"
The woman stared blankly at Megumi. "…Are you the one who got my father arrested?" She snarled, then without warning, grabbed Megumi by the shoulders, spun around and slammed Megumi against the wall. "Are you?!"
Megumi's eyes widened, she was frightened out her mind. "N-no! I have no idea what you're talking about!"
The woman smacked Megumi in the face. "I was told that the person that got my father arrested could be found living here! Where is she?!"
"Y-you mean Ami? I'll never tell! Besides, I'm not exactly sure where she went!"
The woman smirked. "Fine… I will wait for her here…" She brought out some rope and tied Megumi up, then tossed her to the ground and got her feet. "You'll just stay down there until then…"
Just then, Shinichi walked in. "Oh hello… Who are you?" He looked down and saw Megumi, then screamed. "Oh my god!! Megumi-san!"
Megumi looked up. "Shinichi-kun!"
"… I had no idea that you were into that sort of kinky stuff!"
The woman in red and black face faulted. After getting up, she pulled out a knife and in one swift motion, pinned Shinichi against the wall with her knee and held a knife to his throat. "You, get down on the ground or I'll slit your throat!"
Shinichi, shocked at her speed, quickly complied as she took the knife away. She slapped him on the back as he fell to the ground. "Ow! What was that for?!"
The woman grinned evilly. "Just in case you decide that you want to run away, I've put a microscopic bomb on your back. It may be small, but the explosion will leave you feeling a bit… separated…"
Megumi glared. "You sick bitch… What do you want from us?"
The woman laughed. "It is none of your business! All will be revealed once the one known as 'Ami' gets here…"
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Speaking of Ami…
"Ooh, this is such a tough decision… I just can't decide!" She held up two strapless dresses. "Should I go with the red one or the blue one?!"
A worker tapped her on the shoulder. "Um, miss?"
Completely ignoring the worker, she continued her self debate. "I wonder what Yamato-sama's favorite color is?…"
"Miss?!" the worker asked worriedly, a little louder.
"Maybe I should buy both! I have more than enough, thanks to Shinichi!" Ami said, giggling.
"MISS!!" the worker screamed.
Ami's screamed and jumped up in fright. "Eeek! Sir, you don't have to scream!"
The worker sighed. "Look, the store is closing soon…"
Ami smiled, tilting her head. "Well why didn't you say so?"
The worker face faulted. "Look, I say you get a blue dress, it goes best with your eyes!"
"Thank you!" She tossed the red dress away and picked up a light blue dress. "Dark blue or light blue?"
The worker face faulted again. "Look, just get the damn light blue one!"
Ami was taken aback. "Is this how you treat all your customer's? Oh well, could you do me one more favor?"
The worker sighed and nodded. "Yes, what is it?"
She took out boxes from her cart and tossed them at the worker. "Well since I've chosen a dress, I don't need these other shoes! Could you put them away for me?"
The worker frowned, pouting. "Yes, madam…"
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Ami walked out of the store, and Tenshi flew up next to her owner. "Did you get everything you wanted, Ami-dono?"
Ami smiled. "Yep! Let's get go home!" After looking around to make sure that no one was looking, Ami formed a blue bubble around herself. The bubble soon rose into the air, floating toward the house at a moderate speed. Tenshi followed.
The white rabbit's stomach growled. "Ami-dono, I'm hungry…"
Ami frowned. "Yes, I know… But unless you want to eat death for dinner, there's nothing I can do… Hopefully Shinichi can cook, but if not…" She made a disgusted face. "Then we'll have to depend on Megumi… Witch might put something weird in my food…"
As they got closer to the house, Ami could sense something was wrong. "Tenshi, do you feel that? Something doesn't feel right…" She glared toward the house.
Tenshi's snow white fur stood on up slightly as she shivered. "Yes, I can sense it, Ami-dono… The others are in trouble!"
Ami nodded. "We'd better hurry…" With a quick thought, Ami made the bubble speed up and she flew toward the mansion.
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The woman in red and black grinned as she saw Ami walk in. "Ah, so you finally arrive! Good, good! Now your pain can begin!"
Ami glared at the woman. "What's your name and what do you want?"
"Heh heh… My name is Sakura Mishima… My father's name was Haro Mishima, you may have known him as the man you got arrested…"
Ami scratched her head in thought. A light bulb appeared over her head. "Oh! The bank robbery from the other day!" She looked back at Sakura. "Look, Sakura… I was only doing what I thought was right! Your father was endangering the lives of innocent people!"
Sakura laughed quietly. "Heh, heh, heh…" She crossed her arms, closed her eyes, and looked down. "Yes, and that is why I challenge you…" She reached into her jacket and pulled out…………… a tennis racket. "… a tennis match!"
Ami, Shinichi, and Tenshi face faulted. Megumi sweat dropped. Ami burst out laughing. "A tennis match?! That's a good one!" She sighed. "But really, what is it? Do you want to kill me? Because I really don't like fighting…"
Sakura growled. "Don't laugh at me! I really mean it! Play Tennis with me or I'll blow up wussy boy over there!" She yelled, pointing at Shinichi.
"Hey!" Shinichi yelled in defense. "I'm not a boy! I'm 21 years old." He screamed as Tennis racquet was thrown in his face. "Ow!"
"Shut up!!" Sakura screamed. "Wussy boy, wussy man, it doesn't matter! I'll still blow you up…" she pointed over to Ami. "If she doesn't play me!!"
Ami raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? All I have to do is play Tennis with you and you'll let my friends and me go?"
Sakura smiled. "Yes! All I want to do is beat you, not kill you…" She shrugged. "What do you take me for, a murderer?"
"Coulda' fooled me…" Megumi muttered. She gave a pained look. "But this better be over soon, these ropes are getting really uncomfortable…"
"As they say, 'the punishment must fit the crime', right? You humiliated my father, so I'll humiliate you by beating you!"
"… Oh yeah, beating a sweet, cute little woman like Ami is reeeallly tough…" Shinichi muttered.
"Quiet, you!" Sakura screamed.
"Yes, ma'am…" Shinichi whimpered.
Sakura looked back to Ami. "So whada'ya say? Do you accept my challenge?"
Ami nodded. "Yes! And you promise to leave me and my friends alone after this is all done?"
Sakura chuckled. "Hey, I'm a woman of my word… You can trust me…" She walked out the door, but stopped. "Meet me outside at dawn tomorrow… I'll have a court set up." She continued on her way, leaving the others alone.
Tenshi giggled. "That Sakura woman has no chance! You'll have no trouble beating her with your powers!"
"Well, she would…" Ami started, looking out the doorway. "… but she will…"
Shinichi screamed, running up to her, standing next to the rabbit. "What?! You don't mean--"
"Yep!" She smirked and looked toward Shinichi and Tenshi. "For this Tennis match, I swear that I will not use my powers!"
Megumi, still tied up, tilted her head in confusion. "Whaa? What the hell are you guys talking about?"
End of Day 3.
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And this chapter is done! Weird, huh? Also, I no longer feel sick. Yay.
---Kouji Tamino
