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(A/N): 83 reviews! THANK YOU ALL(thats over 20 reviews since I last posted)! I'm sooooooooooooooo SORRY for not being able to post for SO long! I had the move(s) to deal with, then the one month of restrictions(being grounded) and a lot more lately, and finals coming up all one week, and i'm now the Historian of my whole school's Chorus, and i'm in 2 chorus groups and have officers duties and after school things and soon maybe even a Japanese Culture Club to help co-own --(). Lets just say i've been busy . . .

Anyways, I'm back with the big updates i've been promising (updates in all my stories) starting with HDHD, then this one, and last but not least Kakkon's Revenge and my new stories coming very soon (now already up) . . Remember to read and review! I'm begging for ideas! I have no clue where this is going right now and I could use a LOT of help! X,X You guys still haven't told me if you want the Sons (Goku's family) in this - and if so, who? Also, help w/ the plot is ALWAYS appreciated! BTW, the second chapter of His Diary Her Diary, or HDHD as I call it, is up! Thanks for sticking with me for a year! I'M SORRY!

-VTL

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Review Responses:

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Razberry: TY FOR THE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM! I'm hoping to have time to go back and revise this 2 yr old story but i'm not sure if I put in the new txt thing . . does that erase all my reviews? ;-; I don't wanna lose my reviews! ;-; BTW, all the grammer and spelling things are most likely typos because I don't have a spellchecker on Notepad.. (STORY FINALLY REVISED .)

ALL READERS: I need a loyal reader who will receive a copy of each chapter in advanced and proof read it for me . . . Tell me of all my mistakes and things I could improve (MUST HAVE AIM OR MSN MESS) . . . You know . . Be my beta reader . . . () Just send in your resume during your review! lol . More about this at the bottom!

Mistress Onyx: Hi! I'm great, and you? lol TY for the review!

Ribbetfrog: Since I don't even know what i'm about to type down below, I just might try to use your idea . . lol TY FOR THE HELP!

Ria: You posted twice x.x() Oh well, makes me look better lol! By the way, whats bfn?

Dbz Chicka: Hmmm . . Trunks will get punished but I'm not sure if his parents would have the heart to spank him . . In the Buu saga, Chi chi was spanking Goten but Bulma didn't . . . I don't know . . We'll see! TY FOR THE HELP! . . . Actually . . Since this IS an AU with no majin buu . . It wouldn't be out of character for . . Hmmmmm . . Smirks mischievously in a way that would make Vegeta proud )

Soul: If it wasn't for you . . . I probably wouldn't be writing this story right now! Hugs you Congrats! Right now, you are my absolute FAV. reviewer! LOL! You've given me inspiration and a kick in the butt to get this posted(and even future posts)! TY FOR THE IDEAS! I'll try to use them to an extent!

SASSY-KUN: Thank you Sassy! Even though you'll probably never see this, thx for being as nice as you are by reading AND reviewing my story! TY TY TY! See ya on palace soon, I hope!

Defafaeth Mechqua: Hmmm . . . Good idea! I think I just might have to work some childhood stories into one of these chapters . . . Somehow . . . o0;; TY for the idea! Anyone got any ideas for stories Bardock could tell the chibis of Young Vegeta?

Ok, I believe thats all! TY TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO REVIEWED! I just didn't have anything to say lol NEWAYS, on to the story! No . . . wait . . . PS: If you want me to send you an email stating that I have updated in the story(s) you have reviewed in, just leave me your e-mail in your review . . I sometimes dig through your profile to find it but i've become a little lazy lately so please put it in your reviews () Ty! NOW, on to the story . . .

Vegeta: Finally! . . . BANG . . . Bitch . . ;-; Damn Chi Chi and her bloody frying pan . . .

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Disclaimer: All I own is the story plot and any made up/changed characters I decide to put in. DB/Z/GT and all its sagas, characters, etc. belong to Akira Toriyama! Talk to him! Not me! ;-; Evil damned lawyers! XS Sniff

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Last time:

"Stupid woman! Let me go!" Vegeta viciously barked as he pried her arms from around him. She let go and looked at him. His skin wasn't so pale anymore and he looked- well, distracted at the moment from his previous train of thought. "Whats wrong with you? You look like crap." "Che! At least I don't look like it twenty-four seven like you!" "Stop being an ass for one minute and tell me whats wrong!" Bulma said as she pulled him onto the sofa she had been sitting on only a few moments ago. She took her seat next to him and looked at his face. The mere mentioning of his problems had brought back the white in his features and the tortured look on his face.

He sat there for a while just silently staring with a thoughtful look at the floor infront of him. Bulma reached her hand out to him but before she could do anything to 'wake' him, he turned his head to look at her, making her jump in surprise. "My father . . . dissapproves of me . . and what I have done with my life." He looked back at the ground in shame. "Dissapproves? Why should he? You're a great person-" "But not a great Prince." Vegeta cut her off. Bulma was about to try to say something more to comfort him but was interupted once more as two hyper chibis, one terrified genius, and one inraged King burst through the doors with waterballoons flying from their hands, soaking everything in sight- including Bulma and Vegeta.

"GAHHHH! . . . TRUUUUNKKKKSSSSSSSSSSS!"

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Chapter five: Punishment

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"BOYYYY! GET BACK HERE, NOOWWW!" bellowed a furious Vegeta as he chased his nine year old son through Capsule Corporation, breaking many things in their path and dripping water all over. Trunks, who was terrified out of his wits, fled for his life as he and his father both went Super Saiyajin to increase their odds. Bulma, who, however, hadn't had the chance to say anything yet from shock at the current events taking place, finally regained her senses and tried to stand up to yell at her son for ruining her new expensive dress but was interupted as she was pushed back onto the couch.

Goten, who had accidently knocked Bulma down, was following Trunks and Vegeta in his attempt to lose King Vegeta. Bardock, who was between Goten and his King, started thinking of all possible ways to get out of this mess alive as he tried to get infront of his grandchild. You know what they say, you don't have to out-run the dog, just out-run the slowest person. Last but not least, the good ol' King was following, trying to decide who to kill first and in what way of torture.

Using his talent of battle tactics, Vegeta outsmarted his son by cutting him off at a round-a-bout and dragging him into an extra conference/living room of Capsule Corporations. "LET ME GOOOO!" Trunks squirmed in his father's tight grip. "What did you think you were doing, boy? You hit the KING with WATER BALLONS! Are you CRAZY?" the Prince was cut off as Goten ran into the room and attached himself to Vegeta's neck.

"SAVE ME, UNCLE VEGETA!" "GET OFF ME!" Goten jumped and latched himself onto Bardock, who entered the room just after him. "G- . . GET OFF ME, DAMN IT!" the scientist tried the samething his student did but had no effect on the young child claiming to be his grandson. Apparently, Bardock has yet to install fear in Goten's heart. King Vegeta was the last to enter the room, but was not able to inflict his wrath on the attackers before being distracted by the sight of his own son punishing HIS son.

Taking notice to his father entering the room, Prince Vegeta turned back to Trunks with a stern look on his face. "What were you thinking?" " . . . We just wanted-ta wake him up . . " "Wake him up? What the HFIL are you talking about?" "He- He wasn't moving! Bardock-san said we had-ta wake him!" "SO YOU USED WATER BALLONS? You could have given him a HEART ATTACK!" Vegeta (for lack of words I shall include a pic of what Vegeta's face looks like right now: 0o --- Like that but w/ extreamly pissed anime-ish eyebrows, bulging veins,and a twitching eye. That is all.. lol) turned his son around and gave him a good spanking.

"Don't you EVER do something that stupid again!" he finished with one last strike on the little boy's poor red bottom. "Hmph." He turned to see his father, the King, with a smirk on his face, satisfied with the boy's punishment. -! . . What am I doing . . .?- Prince Vegeta shifted to look at Trunks who had turned back around to face his father . . with half-hidden tears in the corners of his beautiful blue eyes. -I- . . . I'm doing what father did to me . . . Trunks . . . - Vegeta's angry expression turned to one of self hate and guilt.

". . . . ." He knelt down on one knee and drew his son into his arms, giving him a tight hug. "! . . . D- . . Dad? . . ." Trunks slowly wrapped his little arms around his father's neck, fearing this was just a dream and that rushing would wake him up, and burried his face in Vegeta's shoulder. "Idiot . . Don't do something so stupid again . . . Stupid mistakes will get you killed . . ." Pulling back he gave the demi-Saiyajin a push towards the door.

"Now, go tell your mother you're sorry for all you did . . And tell her to get some serv-o-bots(TM) and a LOT of asprin for me . . ." Stifling a sniffle, Trunks started for the door to go do as his father told him to do. Looking at Goten, the child understood, let go of his grandfather, and followed after Trunks - after receiving a spanking of his own to tell him the same thing Trunks was told.

Bardock gave Vegeta a grateful look and approched his King. "I- . . . My Lord . . Please forgive me . . . I-" "Oh shut up Bardock. We all know you wanted revenge." His student rudely interupted. Father and teacher both looked at Prince Vegeta for an explanation. "He made your eldest son receive a routine beating everyday by yours truely just to make me stronger or even to make me happy. Not to mention he sent your youngest son off to purge a planet after you asked him to spare him . . . Kakarotto . . ."

Bardock opened his mouth in shock. "You . . You know my son?" "Of course I do! Why do you think his little brat is over here?" Replied the man in a smart alleck tone. "Is . . Is he still alive?" " . . . . . . No . . The b-----d! Only I was supposed to kill him! . . . He died a long time ago . . Right before Goten was born . ." Both warriors looked to the floor. "I see . . May I ask HOW he-" Bardock was cut off by the call of a beast . . er- . . I mean Bulma. (LMAO)

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Bulma, to say the least, was absolutely furious. Her new dress was ruined. Her house was a mess. She was shaking from rage, dripping wet, and her make up was all over her enraged face like a picasso painting. "BOOOOOOYYYYSSSSS!" Her eardrum shattering scream shook the foundations of the Capsule corporations (if they even have them o0;;). Trunks and Goten ran into the room, followed soon after by Vegeta, Bardock, and last - the King. "W- woman! Calm down! I punished the boys already." Even though Bulma was a hilarious sight, no one dared to laugh.

"Trunks! This is DEFINANTLY coming out of your's AND Goten's allowances!" "Awww, but mooooom!" "Don't 'but mom' ME, young man! Your lucky I'm not a fighter like your father or you'd be training extra hours every day for the next month! Instead, you'll be helping me in the lab everyday after school for a month! And Goten, don't you think you'll be getting away easily! I'm sure your mother would like a nice phone call, explaining what happened!" Goten winced as thoughts of the punishments he'd receive flooded his mind.

"As for YOU two," she turned her glare on Bardock and King Vegeta, "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, CHASING MY SON AND HIS FRIEND IN MY HOUSE!" The men shrunk back as they tried not to anger her any more. Vegeta cautiously approached his rampaging wife and put an arm on her shoulder to calm her . . . To bad for him, it just angered her more as she set her scowl upon her unsuspecting husband.

"And yoouuu!" she said 'you' like it was the worst cuss word in the universe. "How DARE you make this mess? Do you have ANY clue how EXPENSIVE these broken items are? You'd better grab a pillow and blanket 'cause you're sleeping on the COUCH until I say so!" "Womaaannnn, I had to catch the boy before my father tried to tear him to shreds!" Vegeta angrily pleaded, hoping she'd change her mind. Of course, it didn't work very well . . . "MY DAMNED NAME IS BULMA! B-U-L-M-A! BUL-MA! BULMAAAA! GET IT RIGHT!"

By this time, Vegeta had given up hope and tuned her out as he focused on the bigger problem, other than not getting to sleep with his 'woman' for a loooong time, his father. He had been distracted from his earlier train of thought about his father disapproving of him . . . His gaze upon his father was returned as they went into a staredown. Neither one budged. You could almost see them drawing their guns like in an old fashion western movie.

" . . Father . . " " . . What is it? . . " " . . . . What . . did I do to make you . . disapprove of me?" Silence filled the room and Bulma stopped her screaming and turned to listen. All eyes were on the two. "Where do you want me to start? You married an Earth woman, had a kid with the Earth woman, let the Earth woman tell you what to do, and you are too soft on the heir to the thrown! Need I go on?" he looked down at his shorter son.

Vegeta stood there feeling immense guilt rush through his being. "I- . . I- . . " -Oh god . . Everything he said is true . . I'm not worthy of being the heir to the thrown of Vegetasei . . Vegetasei . . It doesn't even exist anymore . . Does it matter? . . I'm still a Prince whether its there or not! . . Right? . . Of course i'm right! . . This isn't happening . . My father . . thinks I've wasted my life? . . Someone make this stop!-

"Vegeta doesn't have to live by your 'Prince of Saiyajin' rules anymore!" Everyone looked to see who dared speak up against the King. It was Bulma. "He doesn't live on a Planet that expects him to be King some day, anymore!" she looked at Vegeta and walked over to him to give him a supporting hug- which he shrugged off, being the kind of person he was, because it embarrassed him.

"Who the HELL do you think you are, interrupting us like that?" turning to Bulma, King Vegeta started to advance towards her. "I'm his WIFE! Thats who! Now listen, Vegeta is a grown man who happens to be a Prince of a dead race. He has chosen to live here with me and YOU aren't going to take him away from me! Got it!" Bulma was right in her father-in-law's face.

"YOU, little Earth woman, are in NO condition to talk to me like that! GOT IT?" "For your information, I'm practically a princess on this Planet! I'm the smartest, richest, and most gorgeous woman ever to grace this planet! AND I'm the Princess of Vegetasei!" "YOU ARE NO PRINCESS OF VEGETASEI!" "I'M MARRIED TO VEGETA, AM I NOT?"

"Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Prince Vegeta snaped, having finally had enough. "I'm married to Bulma, making her the Princess of Vegetasei but it DOESN'T MATTER anymore, now does it?" " . . Why wouldn't it!" King Vegeta was extreamly confused by his son's words. " . . Planet Vegetasei is long gone, father . . I'm sure in your timelines," he glanced over at his teacher, Bardock. "Vegetasei was about to be blown to dust by Frieza when your were torn out of it."

Everyone in the room except the two kids shuddered at Frieza's name. "Isn't that true, Bardock?" "How . . How did you know I could- . . " "See the future? I heard Saiyajins talking about you having been hit on your last mission and suffering weird black outs and 'predictions' of the Saiyajin demise over the scouters . . Right before . ." He didn't need to finish. They knew what he meant, now.

"Umm . . Whats going on?" Trunks pulled on Bulma's pants leg for an answer. Goten looked up at her, too. "Boys, quiet. Vegeta needs to settle this." she whispered back. "She has yet to pass my expectations. And you . . You have a long way to go. I need to completely re-train you because of what that white freak of a lizzard did to you! I shall see you at supper." And with that, King Vegeta exited. Sighing, Prince Vegeta walked off in the opposite direction to his beloved GSR, or Gravity Simulator Room.

"Well, dinner shall be quite lovely tonight . . . " Bardock supplied with a sweatdrop. "Yeah . . By the way, you're helping me cook." "WOAH! Hold on there! I'm a warrior and scientist! NOT a damn COOK!" Bulma, eyes narrowing, smiled evily. "Oh, you WILL be. You will be." And off she dragged him into the kitchen to prepare a meal for 3 full grown Saiyajin, 2 half Saiyajin, and a human. Trunks and Goten just stared as they tried to take in all the activity around them. "Our families are weird . ." "Yeah" Trunks agreed. "Lets go train with my dad!" and off the demi-Saiyajins went to tourture the already tourtured man even more.

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Next chapter: Bulma and Bardock cook. Trunks and Goten annoy the hell out of Vegeta once again (). And what is King Vegeta going to do? I haven't the slightest! LOL! () Help me out plz! Also, IF YOU WANT GOKU, CHI CHI, AND/OR GOHAN (maybe Videl) IN THIS, tell me NOW! LAST CHANCE!

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(A/N): Finally done ¯'.'¯() Well, that wasn't too short. I think I did well! Once again, so sorry i'm very late with this update! At least its out, right? lol! How'd I do, in your opinion? 1 being worst and 10 being best. Rate me in a review! See ya'll next chappy! Want to be added to the mailing list to know about updates before anyone else? Just leave your email addy in your review and i'll automatically put you on!

PS: Also . . One of my 'so-called friends' read a part of my bio and said its boring. How many of you think the same and why? Tell me in your review.

PPS: Oh yeah! About what I said earlier about a beta reader, I need one for each of my stories! (possibly more than 4 BRs!) If you are enterested in being one of my beta readers (someone that I give a copy of the chapter to before I post it and you help me correct spelling, grammar, and things that don't seem right like plot holes etc., so I can make changes before I post), then write your resume (how many storys you've written, how many storys you have beta read for and include the user IDs of the ppl you've beta read for, and stuff that would make me want to choose you. ) If you want to do it, I hope you have AIM and you HAVE to be online almost everyday for you to be an help. I STILL HAVEN'T CHOSEN (revised all the chaps.)! Thx for reading, y'all!

-VTL

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