Hello again! I'm not feeling well right now, so this chapter may not turn out very well unfortunately. I'll try my best, though.

---Kouji Tamino

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Love Hina Next: Second Phase

Week 1, Day 6: Victory Will Be Mine! (The S-Games, Part 4)

Sakura giggled and blushed. "Oh my…"

Junko raised an eyebrow. "What is it? Why do I get the feeling that I'm not going to like it?…"

Megumi crossed her arms. "Yeah, come on! Cough it up already!"

Sakura grinned. "Next challenge is… a swimsuit competition!"

"… All right, I'm out…" Junko muttered, starting to leave.

Sakura shook her head. "No way! Everyone has to participate!"

Junko pointed to Sakura's henchmen. "What about them?"

"Heavens no!" Sakura yelled, shaking her head frantically. "It's just us gals."

Naoko's eyes widened as she heavily blushed. "Even me?…"

Sakura nodded. "Yes, even you… Relax, the only judge will be Shinichi…"

"Eep!" Naoko screamed, running back inside.

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Upstairs, the girls were all looking through a collection of swimsuits. "Shit, these people really are loaded…" Junko muttered. "His mother has 60 swimsuits, 39 of them are brand new!"

Megumi pulled out a swimsuit with a bottom that had a slit in it. "Hey, what if I--"

"NO!" everyone yelled.

Junko shivered. "I do not want to know what Shinichi's mom had planned with those things…"

Tenshi groaned. "Oh no, I have bad images now…"

"Kyaaah!! Evil demon spawn!!" Megumi screamed, hiding behind a dress.

Ami sighed, then looked to Tenshi. "Where have you been, Tenshi?"

Tenshi whistled suspiciously. "Oooh, nowhere in particular…" She looked around. "What are you all doing?"

Ami raised an eyebrow at her rabbit's strange behavior, but shrugged it off. "Well anyway, we're all trying to find swimsuits for a competition…"

"And so far we haven't had much success so far…" Megumi began. "They shoot down all of my suggestions!"

Junko rubbed her chin. "Oh, and why is that?" she asked, sarcastically. "Oh, that's right… Because we don't wanna look like sluts!"

Megumi grinned. "You are all so uptight… Loosen up a bit, use your sexuality to your advantage!" She stared at Ami. "Although, a few of us are unable to…"

Ami pounded her fist on a wall. "Damn it, why do you always pick on me? Next to you, I've got the biggest boobs in this house and why don't you start picking on Naoko for a change?!"

Megumi shook her head in a disappointed fashion. "Tsk, tsk, tsk… Ami, how can you even suggest taunting Naoko? She's just a baby, only 12 years old! And Junko, how old are you?" She asked, looking to the person in question.

"18..." Junko muttered.

"… Erm, all right… Thought you were a smidge younger than that…" She looked back to Ami. "The point is, I only do it to rile you up anyway… I just find it so easy to tick off!"

Ami stared at Megumi in disbelief. "So basically… You're doing it just to be a bitch?…"

Megumi smiled. "Damn straight!" She leaned over and whispered to Ami. "Besides, it would just make Naoko cry and Junko kick my ass…"

Ami sweat dropped. "Yeah, you have a point…"

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And so, it began. Sakura's henchmen had built a stage for the entire event. The girls were all behind a curtain, waiting for challenge to officially begin. There was an entire audience of lonely guys waiting.

From behind the curtain, Junko screamed. The girls were all wearing white robes until it was time. "Sakura! You liar! You said that only Shinichi would be the only guy here!"

Sakura waved her finger. "Ah, ah, ah! Correction. I said that only Shinichi would be judging… I never said anything about how many guys would be watching…"

"Oh my…" Naoko said to herself quietly, staring at the amount of guys that would be staring at her half naked body. She burst out crying, running away. She was quickly grabbed by Sakura. "Don't worry, Naoko! The only people that will be looking at you are people with lolita complexes and horny pre-teen boys…" Sakura grinned evilly, cracking her knuckles. "…And anyone that qualifies for the latter will be dealt with personally…"

Naoko nodded slowly. "Okay… If you say so…"

Megumi giggled. "Yay! I get to show off for the boys!"

Junko smacked her forehead and sighed. "Figures that you'd enjoy it…"

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"Gentlemen and fellow pervs!" a familiar black rabbit began to yell into a microphone. "Are you ready to see some of the most beautiful women in the world in sexy swimsuits?!" He grinned as he heard the yells and screams of 'yes!'.

Tenshi flew up and smacked her brother in the back of the head. "Kai! What the hell are you doing here?!"

Kai waved his hands. "H-hey! Sis! I didn't know you were here!"

Tenshi glared at him. "Well I am! And unless you tell me what you are doing here, I'm… I'm… gonna tell Meiruuna!"

Kai gasped. "No! Don't tell mommy! Look, I was just called to come over here and be the announcer at this swimsuit contest!" He quickly pushed his sister away and talked into the microphone. "Now that that little problem is over with, let's get on with the fun stuff!"

Tenshi sighed, flying back behind the curtain. "Nevermind…"

Ami thought for a moment. "Um, I have to go get something…" She quickly ran off, leaving the others, who hadn't been paying attention anyway.

Back on stage, Kai tossed his microphone in the air and caught it. "Now that everything is set up, let us begin the competition!" He took out a piece of paper out of nowhere Just then, Junko stepped from behind the curtain, robe still on. She huffed and blew a stray strand of hair out of her face, then let her robe drop. She was wearing a black and red one piece that revealed her slim torso. "Our first contestant, Junko Sagawa, is 18. Single. A fiery tomboy that will quickly put any out of line man in his place, if ya know what I mean…"

Junko glared at the bunny. "Aww, just get on with it!"

Kai raised an eyebrow. "Well sooorry…" He wrapped up his commentary. "Her hobbies include conning older men out of their money!"

Junko blushed as the crowed 'ooh'ed. "Hey, where'd you learn that?!"

Kai shrugged. "That's what it says on this paper!"

Junko 'huffed' and walked off the stage, blushing as people cheered for her. "Whoo! That's my kind of woman! Nice and rough!" She glared at the man who made the offensive comment, picked up a nearby rock, and chucked it at the man. She smiled in satisfaction as it hit him square in the forehead, knocking him out.

Kai and the rest of the guys stared at Junko in shock. The rabbit cleared his throat. "Yeah, um… Anyway! Let's bring out the next girl, shall we?" Naoko stepped out and blushed, dressed in a cute red one piece with frills on the edges. "Naoko Sagawa. Sister of Junko. Enjoys cooking, and pulling off con jobs with her sister."

Naoko quickly fell to her knees and covered herself, looking down. She gasped as she heard cheers. She looked up to see a few 12/13 year old boys cheering her on. She gasped as a 40-something looking man winked at her and licked his lips.

He was soon kicked in the face by an angry and disgusted older sister. "You sick old bastard! Stop eyeing my sister!!" She had kicked him in the face so hard that the man fell backwards and landed flat on his back, her foot slamming his head into the ground. She glared at the man's unconscious body and walked away.

Kai sweat dropped. "Um, okay then… Let's move on!" Megumi walked out in a blue bikini that could barely contain her breasts. She waved as Kai read off the paper. "Megumi Thompson. Single half Japanese/half-American. She enjoys strong men that can show her a good time!" The audience went wild, 'whooting' and stomping.

Junko looked on in disgust. "Ugh, men… They're pigs…"

"Hey, I heard that!" Shinichi yelled, blood stained tissues stuffed up his nose.

"Oh, don't worry…" Junko began. "I don't consider you a man…"

Shinichi sunk into his seat as the audience laughed at him. He wasn't the center of attention for long, though. Megumi's breasts suddenly burst from their top. "Oh!" She quickly covered them, but not quick enough to prevent flashing the entire audience. Every male that was lucky enough to be in the front were spaced out, blood squirting out of their nose. Shinichi's tissues fell from his nose and he quickly stuffed his nose again. Megumi giggled. "Oops… Ta-Ta, boys!" She quickly ran off the stage.

Kai chucked to himself, tissues also stuffed up his nose. "That was a nice sight! Our next contestant is the owner of my sister, and has filled out quite nicely in the years that I've known her if I do say so myself… Ami! No last name, and single. She enjoys helping others and using her psy--" Kai was suddenly whacked in the head. "Ow!"

"Idiot!" Tenshi whispered. "We're not supposed to tell anyone about the powers thingy!"

Kai sweat dropped. "Oh, sorry…" He looked around. "Hey, where is Ami?" He looked behind the curtain. "Yo, where's Ami?…"

Megumi shrugged, wearing her robe again. "I thought I heard her say something, but she's gone now!"

Kai sighed. "Fine, then…" He looked to Sakura. "Boss, you're up!"

Sakura smiled. "Perfect…" She began to loosen up her robe. "This one will knock them out!"

Kai and Sakura went back out on stage and Kai skipped over Ami and went right to Sakura. "And now… Last, but certainly not least, Sakura Mishima! Single! She enjoys bondage and submissive guys!"

Sakura let her robe drop to her feet and spun around. Everyone in the audience's jaw dropped. Sakura was wearing a red top, thong bikini, and high heels. "So, what do you think?…"

Shinichi slowly stood up, light headed from all the blood loss, and cleared his throat. "Um, it is with deep regret--"

"What do you mean, deep regret?!" Sakura screamed, taking out a whip.

"Gyaaaaaaah!!!" Shinichi screamed. "Please don't hurt me!! ItiswithgreatpleasurethatIannounceSakuraMishimaasthewi--"

"Stop!" yelled a voice from above.

"Holy shit, it's the great spirit!!!" Shinichi yelled, hiding under his table.

"Um, no… Look up…" Everyone looked up and watched in amazement as Ami fell from the sky and landed on her feet, crouching a bit as she hit the ground. She slowly stood up and grinned as everyone in the audience went wild. Ami was wearing a black bikini that looked several sizes too small for her. Her breasts were barely covered by the top and her bikini bottom was slightly see-through.

Shinichi stood up, eyes widened. "Oh wow… Um, I've changed my mind… Ami is the winner… Definitely…"

"What?!" Sakura screamed, images of fire blazing in he eyes. "That is not fair! She was late and I was just about to win!! Shinichi, if you know what's good for you, you'll change your mind again and choose me!!"

Shinichi gulped, but took a deep breath and stood up tall. "No."

All was silent for a few seconds. After Sakura had finished processing all this, she looked at Shinichi as if he had slapped her. "W-what?…"

"No, Sakura…" Shinichi repeated. "After seeing the other girls go through so much so I could stay here, it's time to pay them back. For once, I'm going to stand up for myself…" He sweat dropped, smiling nervously. "But… don't expect this often… I just felt like doing something brave for once…"

Sakura growled, gritting her teeth. "I will not stand for this!!" She looked to her main henchman. "Kazuya!! Bring me the remote!"

The man nodded, running over to her and handing her a strange device. "Here you go, ma'am…" He then hopped into a nearby car and sped off.

Sakura cackled and pressed a button on the remote. The ground began to rumble, and a huge turtle shaped robot rose from the ground. "Ha ha! If I can't have Shinichi as my man-slave, I'll destroy you all!!"

Ami smacked her forehead. "Oh god, please don't tell me that thing was made by who I think it is…"

"You would be correct!" Sakura screamed over the sound system. "This is Professor Su's latest invention! The prototype of the future line of mass-produced Mecha Tamas! A machine that was once exclusively used by Kaolla Su herself! I like to call it the MTP…"

Ami nodded. "I know! I lived in the same house as her for most of my life!"

The Mecha Tama sweat dropped. "Damn it!! Who don't you know?!" Sakura screamed.

Kai looked around nervously. "Um… Uh… Seeya guys! Hope you make it out of this alive!!" The black bunny quickly flew away.

Shinichi began to heavily sweat. "So, um… What do we do now?…"

Our heroes looked up at the giant turtle, knowing that quite frankly, they were screwed.

To Be Concluded…

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Well, it appears that the site hasn't gone 'read-only' yet. I'll try and see if I can post this thing successfully…

Awesome! Still works! Well, seeya next time! (Whenever that is…)

P.S. to Mike: Yes, I too feel that Rikina's appearance was rushed. But these appearances are basically fan-service (of a different kind, to any people with their mind in the gutter right now…)

It's almost 1 A.M. now. I'm… going to sleep.

---Kouji Tamino