"Why am I here again?"
"Because this is a formal military function, McKay, and I needed a date."
"What about O'Neill, or Daniel Jackson, or that funny little alien guy?"
"General O'Neill's already here with someone, Daniel's out sick, Jonas isn't here, and Teal'c...doesn't dance."
"Neither do I, Sam."
"So?"
"Why am I here?"
"Because I want you to be."
"I don't believe you."
"Good."
"So you don't want me to be here."
"Not at this particular moment, no."
"Then why am I here?"
Sam whispers something in his ear.
Rodney grins.
"Oh, right. Only five more hours, then?"
