Who Wants to Date a Titan?
Version: Robin
By: Sour Pickles
Explanation:
I was bored one day and my internet wasn't connecting so I created a parody of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Each episode version has a few parts and may be 'to be continued' for suspense and just because that's what they do in real life with commercials.
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Teen Titans, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Blackfire, Starfire, Kitten, Raven, or Terra!
Tarris Corr is a made up character. Anyone with a similar name is just a mere coincidence.
Robin and the Dates
The lights dim and a young lady walked out onto the stage.
She had pale skin and held herself high. Her hair is to her mid back and a shade between red and brown. She has dark gray eyes hidden behind black gentle curled eyelashes. She was wearing a business-like onyx jacket and a mini skirt similar to her hair color. She wore white socks so high up that were hidden beneath her skirt. These socks were also hidden in her boots.
She was the host of the show.
"Hello all! Welcome to 'Who Wants to Date a Titan?' I am your host, Tarris Corr and today we will be figuring out," Tarris turned to the camera, pointed at the contestants and continued," Which one of these lovely contestants will date Robin! Let's bring out Robin!"
Just then, a young teenage boy came out. He had spiked black hair and wore a mask. He was Robin.
"Robin, please, take a seat," said Tarris.
"Thank you, Tangerine," said Robin.
"It's Tarris. So, Robin, would you like to meet the 5 lovely contestants that will spend this hour trying to win your heart to win a date with you?"
"Uh," Robin hesitated," Can I have a lifeline?"
The audience laughed. The game hadn't even begun yet and Robin was requesting a lifeline.
"No Robin. You ARE the lifeline!" Tarris chuckled.
"I don't get it," Robin said.
"Robin! Just get with the program okay? It's a pilot episode and this is my television debut and do not screw this up for me or I will get back at you!" Tarris screeched.
"Gee, you're nice. Just go on to the contestants already okay, Tofu," replied Robin
Tarris sighed and gave up trying to clear her name. Suddenly she flicked her fingers to a snap and the lights faced towards the female contestants that have been clearly sitting there for quite a while.
"Hello Robin. I'm sure you know who I am..." spoke a strangely familiar voice and out came a little wave
"Meet! Blackfire!" chanted out a background voice of the show.
Blackfire waved at him again and looked a bit mischievous today .
"Meet! Starfire!" called out the voice again.
Starfire blinked, giggled and stuck her finger in a slime pie and licked it .
"Meet! Kitten!"
"Hi Robbie-Poo!
"Meet! Raven!
"Ugh. How much am I getting paid again?"
"Meet! Terra!"
The lights brightened up from the dim.
"Tomato! You're trying to set me up with a rock person? I am NOT going to date some stoned traitor!" Robin complained
"Shut up Robin," Tarris turned to the camera, "And we'll be right back with the next part of our show!"
(Commercial Break)
Note:
This chapter wasn't that good. I know it wasn't. Especially with all the crappy side comments. I turned Robin into a total brat. Anyway, trust me; it will get better and really funny. At least in my opinion anyway.
I won't put up the next section unless I get 5 reviews with at least 1 complete sentence each.
Yes, I'm picky, but putting together 5 words, capitalizing one letter and adding a period at the end are not so hard.
