BlueJellyfish: *Lifts up a file and starts hopping around* Chapie two, chapie two! HIIII, MINNA-SAN!! I hope you liked CHAPIE ONE!! *Lifts up another file...then throws it aside* Well, so far this is when Lina and Gourry are LITTLE!! Oh, and just if you are wondering, Lina and Gourry live close together in this story! You might not think so in reality, but guess what? I DON'T CARE!! AHAHAHA!! . *spots freaked out readers* *aHeM* Anyways, please review my story and plus I don't own Slayers! ^_^. Now on with fanfiction!!

*a flying brick with a piece of paper tied to it comes and hits Ri-chan on the head*

BlueJ: OW!! What the-eh?? What's this?? *unties and unfolds paper* The letter says... 'Don't steal my line"??? ^^; Heh, heh, heh...

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It was morning and Gourry was just about to wake up. "Ahh...." Gourry sighed in pleasure. "That was a nice sleep, now what to do?" he thought for a moment. "Lets see, it is my day off from training," Gourry thought a bit longer when an idea popped in his head. "LINA!!"

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"GOURRY!!" Lina screamed in laughter as she ran into his house and started to pull him to the kitchen.

"Heymph, Linamph?" Gourry asked through a mouth full of food.

"Whatmph, ismph, itmph, Gourrymph? Lina questioned after stuffing her mouth with lots of food.

"I was wondering, what are we going to do today?" Gourry started to play with his food.

"Well," Lina then looked at her pile of food before smiling. "FOOD FIGHT!!" she screamed while throwing a pie at his face.

"LINA!!" Gourry laughed before throwing a slice of cake.

After throwing most of their food at each other, Lina picked up a fork and threw it at Gourry's head.

"AHAHAHA-AAAAAAH!!!" Gourry shrieked as the fork flew past him, narrowly missing his head. "LINA!! THAT'S DANGEROUS!!"

"WHAT HAVE YOU KIDS BEEN DOING?!" a voice yelled in shock.

"HIIII, GOURRY'S MOMMY!!" Lina grinned.

"This is going to take a LONG time to clean," Gourry's mom muttered. "How about you go out and play?" she offered (Rina: mainly because she wants them to leave her alone).

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Lina and Gourry were outside playing tag when Lina saw Gourry looking at other boys playing together nearby.

"Why don't you go and play with them?" Lina asked standing next to Gourry.

"Hmm? Well, because I like to play with you," Gourry smiled down at Lina as she blushed.

"Umm...want to go inside and have an ADVENTURE?" Lina smiled before taking his hand and running into the house again.

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"Lalalalalala," Lina sang while walking up the stairs. After they reached the top of the staircase, Lina came to a halt.

"Hey Gourry?" Lina asked.

"What is it Lina?" Gourry looked confused.

"Have you ever been into your daddy's room?" Lina looked at the room in the far corner down the hall, which was covered in darkness.

"Nope," Gourry simply answered.

"WHAT?! Why?" Lina became curious.

"My daddy said that I can NEVER go into his room. I always try to sneak in, but it isn't a secret to Daddy anymore since he always catches me," Gourry thought of the times he was caught.

"COOL," Lina awed. "I want to see what your daddy is hiding!" Lina whined.

"We can't, my mommy and daddy are going to find us anyways," Gourry nodded to himself.

"Aww come on, Gourry! They're too tired to find us," Lina begged.

"Well, if you say so!" Gourry smiled before leading Lina to his dad's room.

"This, is it?" Lina stared in shock.

"Yup," Gourry proudly smiled at the door.

"So you're telling me that ALL those laser alarms, dogs, wires, and mine- layers are the things that your daddy put out?" Lina gulped as she stared at the obstacles surrounding the rickety old door.

"Yeah, why?" Gourry wondered.

*THUMP*

"Lina? Lina, are you okay?" Gourry asked when Lina fainted at the sight. "Come on Lina," Gourry said as he helped her up. "Lets go."

"No," Lina answered as she turned red. "I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOUR DADDY IS HIDDING AND I WILL!!" Lina yelled in determination. "Come on, Gourry! Lets go to your room."

"What?" Gourry asked, but was dragged away by Lina.

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"Guns?"

"Check!"

"Hammer?"

"Check!"

"Screwdriver?"

"Check!"

"Rope?"

"Check!"

"Sandwich?"

"Mmmm..."

"GOURRY!!"

"Oh! CHECK!"

"Then lets go," Lina marched out of Gourry's room with Gourry right behind, fully equipped with a whole bunch of toys and gadgets.

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*SLAM!!*

"Go, go, go!!" Lina called to Gourry.

"Alright!" A look of concentration replaced the happy-go-lucky expression on Gourry's face as he stood where he was. And then...

*PeEeEe*

"EeEeEw, Gourry!! No, no, NO!!!"

~*A few minutes of changing later*~

*SLAM!*

"Go, go, go!!" Lina called to Gourry...again.

"..."A look of concentration replaced the happy-go-

"GOURRY!! I meant 'GO, GO, GO!'" Lina pointed to the laser alarms.

"Oh!" Gourry smiled at the little redhead. "^_^ Why didn't you just say so?"

After simply crawling under all the laser beams, they passed the alarms and wires they ran into the dogs. "Throw the sandwich, GOURRY!!" Lina yelled as an angry mutt almost bit her leg.

"Okay, Lina!" Gourry looked at the sandwich sadly as he threw it at the dogs.

After an easy- I mean HARD battle, Lina and Gourry passed the obstacles.

"Wow," Lina stared in shock at the gigantic bed in Gourry's parent's room.

"It looks all feathery and bouncy," Gourry awed in amazement as well.

"Kinda makes you want to touch it," Lina chuckled.

"Just touch?" Gourry asked knowing Lina all too well.

"Umm...nooo," Lina smiled as she started to jump on the bed letting feathers fly out of the pillows.

"Yay!!" Gourry yelled in excitement as he started to jump around the bed.

They stopped jumping on the bed when it had sOoOoOo many holes and foot prints that you wouldn't even THINK it was a bed.

"Uhh... Lina? Do you think my daddy would get mad at us for breaking his bed?" Gourry sweatdropped as he stared at the remaining bed parts.

"Of course not, Gourry!" Lina smiled proudly. "He'd be sOoOo happy that we redid his room."

Gourry started to relax after she said that.

"Good!" Lina nodded at him happily when something caught her eye. "Hey Gourry, what's that?"

"Hm?" Gourry turned to what Lina was looking at. "I don't know."

"I want to see what it is," Lina grabbed Gourry before he could respond.

When they reached their destination it took a while before Lina spoke, "Gourry, are we in heaven?"

"What?! NoOoOoOo!" Gourry wailed thinking he was really dead.

"You idiot!" Lina yelled as she smacked him on the head. "I meant the CANDIES!"

"Ohhh...." Gourry then stared at the large pile of candy before them.

......

......

......

"ME FIRST!" Lina yelled as she tackled Gourry down so he wouldn't be able to reach the candies.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR LINA!" Gourry whined when Lina stuffed her mouth with candies.

"Alright Gourry, how about we share it?" Lina smiled as she bended down so they could share the candy (BlueJ: I know, not like what the real Lina would do).

Gourry looked up to Lina and then....

"AHHH!!! GOURRY! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SHARE THE CANDIES!!" Lina screamed in horror as she watched Gourry take a handful of candies and stuffed it in his mouth.

"FINE! IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT THAT WAY, GOURRY!" Lina hollered as she started to fight with Gourry for the candies (BlueJ: Okay, so maybe they are still the same -_-).

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"I *huff* am *huff* so *huff* TIRED!!" Gourry's mom yelled in exhaustion. "It took me hours to clean up that kitchen." It's quiet...TOO QUIET! "HONEY!!" Gourry's mom yelled for her husband.

"And what can I help you with?" Gourry's father questioned when he saw his wife start to panic.

"Oh dear," Gourry's mother bit her lip.

"What's wrong?" Gourry's father asked in concern.

"I lost them," Gourry's mom muttered.

"WHAT?!" He screamed when he heard that Gourry was loose.

"WAAAAAAH!!" She wailed thinking that Gourry's dad was yelling at her.

"Ahh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" he yelled when he saw his wife crying.

After the mom stopped wailing they set of to look for the little kids....with a net just in case.

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When the parents reached the top of the stairs they were met with the biggest surprise.

"Wha-what happened here?" Gourry's dad looked at the dogs whom were nibbling at the sandwich.

"AHHHH!!" Gourry's mom yelled in horror as she looked at their remaining bed.

"What or wh-" Gourry's dad stopped when he heard moaning in the background. He slowly turned to see a HORRIBLE sight....

"Gourry, I feel happy from eating ALL those candies!" Lina sighed in happiness.

"Yeah," Gourry patted his stomach as he turned around to meet two VERY shocked eyes. "OH, HII DADDY!" Gourry waved.

"Hii, Gourry's daddy!" Lina smiled. "Thanks for those delicious candies!"

"Candies?" He questioned.

"Yeah!" Lina pointed to the empty box of chocolate.

Gourry's dad turned to look at the empty box and back to them, to the empty box and then back to them, he did this for a while before....

"NOOOOOOO!!!" He screamed as he fell on his knees dramatically.

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"Wow, I guess those were his favorite chocolates," Lina muttered to Gourry.

"I guess he didn't want me in his room BECAUSE he thought I'd eat the candies," Gourry laughed nervously.

"YOU CAN'T KEEP US IN HERE FOREVER!!" Lina yelled from the corner (punishment: 10 hrs in *dun, dUn, DUN* the CORNER!). "I'll be free....ONCE MY SISTER GETS HERE!!"

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BlueJ: Yay!! The end of CHAPTER TWO!! How did you like it? TELL ME! There is MORE to come so please STAY TUNED!! ^_^. JA NE!!