Who Wants to Date a Titan?

Version: Robin

By: Sour Pickles


Notes:

Everyone who likes this fan fiction: Thank you! I didn't actually think anyone would like this story but people do! It follows all stupidity of my other ones at my main site.

Jackalobe: Taco? Commercials suck, I agree.

a-1991: The pie was just a random thing. You know, when you taste something you put your finger in it and lick your finger? Well that's the type of thing the pie was in there for.

Also, this chapter kind of drifts away from the 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' series so it is a bit different.


Disclaimer:

I do not own 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' Geico, Triangles, Roger Rabbit, Guns, Candles, or rocks.


Fear The Picker Ray:

The commercial break ended after 2 Geico commercials and a bunch of other random unknown company commercials.

"Robin, you get the lovely chance to pick 3 out of 5 of these wonderful contestants to interview. Two of them will be canceled out through the Robin process!" Tarris said with fake enthusiasm.

"Triangle, I still don't get it," replied Robin.

"Ok, Rudy Pa Tooti," Tarris said, "You will have to pick out 3 of your favorite contestants to move on to the next round. You will pick through their knowledge of knowing you using a 'QQ' or, tell us audience!"

"QUICK QUESTION!" shouted the audience.

"Yes, fear that quick question Roger Rabbit. Anyway, you get to pick the question later but you pick the ladies while using," Tarris paused, "The Picker Ray!"

The audience gasped.

"Dun, Dun, Dun," spoke the background voice.

"What's a Poker Rib?" asked Robin.

"A Poker Rib? I mean, a Picker Ray! What's a Picker Ray? Ha ha ha, very funny Robin," Tarris choked, "A Picker Ray is what you will be shooting at our candles which will be in front of the ladies. They will be distributed randomly. Whichever ones say yes are the ones that advance. Whichever ones say no are the ones that stay back. Two girls will be left in the dirt and three will go for your interviews."

"Ok, whatever you say lady!"

"Bring out the candles, Morris!" Tarris said confidently.

"My name is not Morris! It's Boris! And I choose to stay a background, dark, scary voice! Muahahaha!" the background voice laughed.

"Ok then, Doris! Please call out Ms. Luke to place the candles out in front of the ladies and bring out the gun."

"Fine Teresa!"

The audience gasped.

"Excuse me! Don't you dare, ever, dare call me my real name! I will not tolerate this!" Tarris yelled, "Lulu Luke! Come out here right now and bring us our supplies!"

An old plump lady stepped outside with a wheel cart that had 5 candles sitting on it. She placed one candle in front of each girl, sitting there. She rolled the cart towards Robin and left it there. It was just the Picker Ray sitting there, laying there, innocently.

"What did you say to me Teresa Mea Anderson Carroll?" challenged Lulu.

"Ouch. Tarris is about to be dissed!" cried some random person from the audience.

"I'm not dealing with this!" Tarris cried, tears falling from her eyes, "Leave me alone stepmother! I am telling daddy!"

Tarris ran backstage crying.

"I guess that leaves the show to our replacement, Jenna Corr, Tarris' sister. She will be getting ready and will come out after the commercial break. In the meantime, I will be your temporary host," said Lulu.

The audience cheered. No one liked Tarris so much.

"Now, Robin. Grab the gun and shoot it at each candle. You got it?" asked Lulu.

"Alright, grab and shoot. Got it Lenny," said Robin.

"Right back at you, Ronny," replied Lulu.

Robin shot Blackfire's candle first.

"Yes," Blackfire's candle said.

"Alright! I get Robin all to myself!" cheered Blackfire.

Robin shot Starfire's candle second.

"No," Starfire's candle said.

"What?" Starfire looked shocked and was about to cry.

Blackfire pointed at the candles and laughed. Starfire started to cry.

Robin shot Kitten's candle.

"No," Kitten's candle said.

"WHAT! I'M TELLING DADDY!" Kitten screamed and ran off.

Robin shot Raven's candle.

"Yes," Raven's candle said.

"Ugh. If I end up on the date, I'm going to get paid right?" she asked dully.

Robin finally shot Terra's candle.

"Yes," Terra's candle said.

"What? A ROCK?" Robin shouted.

"There you have it! Rodney is going to end up with Blackfire, Raven, or Terra! Remember, Blackfire is evil, Raven is weird, and Terra is, well, a rock. See you all after this break. Well actually, more like, Jenna will see you!" Lulu called out.

(Commercial Break)


Note:

This chapter was fun to write. I actually wrote it the day that I put up my first chapter.

I didn't really want to put it up right away due to the stupidity of this chapter.

I will put up the next chapter when I feel like it.

Until then, please put meaningful reviews instead of 'hurry up, you have more than you wanted of reviews' because I actually spend time writing this and checking my reviews just to see that was really upsetting. I do not appreciate and tolerate those types of reviews.