Rule 6: "There" is no better than "here". When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again, look better than "here".

Enter Zim…

Zim only forgave Gir for leaving the base because he saved him from that rodent-monster.

That still did not help his temper when he found out the Earth Hubble Telescope had a camera locked on his base.

He just wanted to scream when he asked to reflect the signal.

Of course it was Dib!

He was not stupid in cases like this. No not ZIM!

He knew Dib had saw, and probably recorded it too.

By the tallest he hated humans. No not just humans he just hated Earth period!

He didn't really feel homesick though.

Putting on his disguise and leashing Gir, Zim decided that if he had to pick one thing he liked about this pile of dirt, it would be that it was simpler here.

He guessed it was a little better "here" than "there", but only by a little bit.

Enter Dib…

Ow…Oww…Owwwww!

Boy, did it hurt to smile, but Dib sure didn't care.

Hey come on, you'd smile too if you found proof that you greatest enemy was a danger to the whole world!

But right now he was just having trouble climbing the stairs to his room.

Ow…Gaz's Nightmare world hurt. It hurt badly.

Though he didn't like to think about it too much, Gaz's Nightmare world reminded him of last Halloween.

He still had nightmares about it!

Her nightmare world was a lot better than his, he might say.

….is someone at the door?

Enter Gaz…

Gaz could care less where she was.

As long as her junk-food, gameslave, paper and pencil were there, she had no problem.

Hmm…But there was a TV here.

She guessed she could deal with this place.

Gaz was now done with her hotdogs and soda, and ready for some dooming.

-Ding Dong!-

They will not know the meaning of peace when she was done making them see the evil in their ding dong dinging hearts!

Enter Gir…

Yummmm….that squirrel were good!

Oooo…Master is mad…TV!

We goin' for a walk! We goin' for a walk!

Hey look a fence!

-Climb!- -Fall!- -Bonk!-

Awww…it were greener over "there".

-Tug-

What?

-Tug!-

Hmm?...Coming Master!