Chaper 1& 1/2
Back in Kami's castle in the heavens, Kami was contemplating the situation at hand. He was reviewing a news reviewing a new report from one of his trusted aides. In order to understand the report, one would have to be clued into their history: A hundred trillion years ago there had been a fight between two kami's that had shared one earth for at least a hundred trillion years before that. There had been a great battle between the Kamis for the earth. In the end, the earth had been split into many earths and the kamis were split into many kamis, exactly one for each earth. So for a hundred trillion years all the kamis had lived in peace. Now, though, there was a renegade Kami. He was raising havoc a lot of the 'universes.' Kami knew there was nothing he could do, because even though Kami's can smile upon an individual and make him do his will, Kami's cannot step a foot onto their own earth's and neither can their servant's called 'fates.'
::Sigh:: "there's evil afoot in these dark times."
"Sir?" a little block blobby looking thingy looked beseechingly at Kami. "Kami-sama?" "What?" "we've found the couple you've requested."
Kami set out a sigh of relief. He told his servants to find a future couple whose fate was so strong that anything, ANYTHING, could be done to either couple and they would still be helplessly in love.
"They're both of the Anything Goes Martial Arts." "Very good, Gurd, come here." Another black shadowy thingy comes out of the darkness. "Go get me the heir of the Anything Goes Martial Arts." "Hai."
*THREE MONTHS LATER* "I've brought the child as you wished Kami-sama." The black thingy handed the baby to the kami for him to inspect.
"Gurd? This is a girl, why did you bring me a girl?"
"You told me to get the heir of the Anything School of Martial Arts, Kami."
Kami then smacked his hand against head.
"Couldn't you have gotten me the *male* heir!?!? You know how these thing go, the *male* gets all the cool training that makes him distant, and it's the *female's* job to make him realize how to feel emotions again. Didn't your mom ever read you romance novels when you were a kid .?!?!?"
"I can return her if you'd like."
"You can't just return a baby like you would a tie you got for Christmas! I can imagine it now: Sorry but I got the wrong baby. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!!" ::cough:: "Well, since it is you who has made the fatal error. I now decree that you and all of your and your acquaintances will raise this baby girl for the original purpose of Alternating this Universe."
End chapter 1 & 1/2 Ok, I know, I've had this part in my Author's note ever since the beginning, but sometimes people don't read Author's notes. Now though, in chapter ten (the one I'm currently writing) I have use for it. I haven't bit off more than I can chew, I'm just struggling to swallow.
Back in Kami's castle in the heavens, Kami was contemplating the situation at hand. He was reviewing a news reviewing a new report from one of his trusted aides. In order to understand the report, one would have to be clued into their history: A hundred trillion years ago there had been a fight between two kami's that had shared one earth for at least a hundred trillion years before that. There had been a great battle between the Kamis for the earth. In the end, the earth had been split into many earths and the kamis were split into many kamis, exactly one for each earth. So for a hundred trillion years all the kamis had lived in peace. Now, though, there was a renegade Kami. He was raising havoc a lot of the 'universes.' Kami knew there was nothing he could do, because even though Kami's can smile upon an individual and make him do his will, Kami's cannot step a foot onto their own earth's and neither can their servant's called 'fates.'
::Sigh:: "there's evil afoot in these dark times."
"Sir?" a little block blobby looking thingy looked beseechingly at Kami. "Kami-sama?" "What?" "we've found the couple you've requested."
Kami set out a sigh of relief. He told his servants to find a future couple whose fate was so strong that anything, ANYTHING, could be done to either couple and they would still be helplessly in love.
"They're both of the Anything Goes Martial Arts." "Very good, Gurd, come here." Another black shadowy thingy comes out of the darkness. "Go get me the heir of the Anything Goes Martial Arts." "Hai."
*THREE MONTHS LATER* "I've brought the child as you wished Kami-sama." The black thingy handed the baby to the kami for him to inspect.
"Gurd? This is a girl, why did you bring me a girl?"
"You told me to get the heir of the Anything School of Martial Arts, Kami."
Kami then smacked his hand against head.
"Couldn't you have gotten me the *male* heir!?!? You know how these thing go, the *male* gets all the cool training that makes him distant, and it's the *female's* job to make him realize how to feel emotions again. Didn't your mom ever read you romance novels when you were a kid .?!?!?"
"I can return her if you'd like."
"You can't just return a baby like you would a tie you got for Christmas! I can imagine it now: Sorry but I got the wrong baby. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!!" ::cough:: "Well, since it is you who has made the fatal error. I now decree that you and all of your and your acquaintances will raise this baby girl for the original purpose of Alternating this Universe."
End chapter 1 & 1/2 Ok, I know, I've had this part in my Author's note ever since the beginning, but sometimes people don't read Author's notes. Now though, in chapter ten (the one I'm currently writing) I have use for it. I haven't bit off more than I can chew, I'm just struggling to swallow.
