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A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER…

"DA THERE SHE IS! THAT'S THE WOMAN."

"HER…YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"

"NO I'M NOT. I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH HER."

"ZHAO YUN SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!"

"WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN!"

"AM I A PRETTY MAN?"

"I GUESS SO…"

"SEE NOW THAT'S DIFFERENT ZHAO YUN. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND SHE'S VERY PLAIN."

"PLEASE JUST TALK TO HER FOR ME? PRETTY PLEASE, WITH A HUNDRED YEN ON TOP?"

"I'LL TAKE THAT HUNDRED YEN!"

DA WALKED OVER TO THE WOMAN AND TAPPED HER ON THE SHOLDERS. THE WOMAN TURNED AROUND TO SEE WHO IT WAS. DA SEEMED TO RECOGNIZE THE WOMAN AND INDEED IT WASN'T A WOMAN. DA GAVE A GASP AND PULLED THE MAN WHERE ZHAO YUN WOULDN'T SEE HIM.

"HEY DA!" THE MAN SAID WAVING HIS HAND IN HER FACE.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? AND DRESSED UP AS A WOMAN?"

"HEY, ALL I'M DOING IS MAKING SURE THAT SSX IS SAFE."

"LU XUN, I'M SO DISGUSTED. I UNDERSTAND YOU HERE IN SHU BUT, AS A WOMAN!"

"YEAH ABOUT THAT, DO I LOOK FEMINISH?"

"Eww… NO."

"AWE, I THOUGHT I LOOKED PRETTY GOOD."

"YEAH SURE. JUST GET RID OF THE THICK EYE BROWS, WEAR LIPSTICK, GROW YOUR HAIR INSTEAD OF BUYING WIGS, LOSE THE MUSCLES, AND THEN WE'LL SEE."

"DANG I HAVE TO DO THAT MUCH!"

"YEP, BELIEVE IT OR NOT YOU DO."

"WHY?"

"BECAUSE, YOU KNOW ONE OF THE SHU GENERALS' ZHAO YUN?"

"YEAH WHAT ABOUT HIM?"

"HE LIKES YOU LU XUN HE THINKS YOU'RE AN ACTUAL WOMAN!"

"TOLD YOU I WAS GOOD."

"NO THAT'S JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLINDED FROM YOUR BIG HEAD."

"FINE I'LL LOSE THE OUTFIT."

"GOOD, AND ALSO I'M INVITING YOU TO DINNER SO CLEAN UP."

"OKAY."

DA WALKED BACK TO ZHAO YUN AND STOOD THERE SILENT FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES. ZHAO YUN JUST MADE A WEIRD FACE AT HER AND STARED AT HER. FINALLY DA TOOK A BREATHER AND THEN SHEWENT SILENT AGAIN.

"DA WHAT DID SHE SAY?"

"SHE'S MOVING TO WEI TOMORROW."

"WHA…ALREADY. BUT, I JUST GOT TO SEE HER UPCLOSE."

"I KNOW BUT, SHE'S LEAVING SO RECOVER SOON GUY."

"…"

"I ALSO INVITED SOMEONE OVER TO DINNER IF YOU DON'T MIND. HE WORKS HER TOO."

"OH OKAY SURE. WELL I'M GOING TO GET A HEAD START BACK. SEE YOU IN A BIT DA."

"YEP. BYE!"

LU XUN STEPPED OUT FROM THE BATHROOM AND TOOK DA'S ARM. DA'S FACE TURNED RED AND THEN SHE SAID "HEY AREN'T YOU SSX'S." LU XUN SAID "NO REMEMBER SHE'S LIU BEI'S. AND I'M GOING TO WATCH OVER HER AS A FRIEND." DA TILTED HER HEAD DOWN AND SHE STILL KNEW SSX WANTED LU XUN BUT, DA KNEW THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE TOO.

"LU XUN YOU LOOK OKAY IN GREEN BUT, I LIKE YOU BETTER IN RED."

"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO."

"HEHE! WE SHOULD REALLY HURRY."

DA TOOK LU XUN'S HAND AND THEY RAN BACK TO THE PALACE. THEN SHE SAW ZHAO YUN STANDING AGAINST THE WALL. DA RAN UP TO HIM AND LOOKED AT HIM. TEASING HIM, SHE PUT BOTH OF HER HANDS TOGETHER AND PLACED THEM BEHIND HER BACK AND DID THE FACE. LU XUN LAUGHED FROM A DISTANCE AND SAID TO HIMSELF SHE'S LEARNED A FEW THINGS.

DA TURNED AROUND FACED LU XUN AND WALKED UP TO HIM. "SEE WHAT YOU DID YOU MADE HIM ALL DROOPEY." LU XUN SCRATCHED HIS HEAD AND SAID "UGH." DA STOOD THERE AND TOLD LU XUN HIS NEW NAME WOULD BE FENG HUA. LU XUN MADE A FACE AND STUCK HIS TOUNGE OUT. "THAT'S A WEIRD NAME DA." DA GAVE HIM A POUT AND LU XUN JUST WALKED FORTH INTO THE PALACE.

DA WENT BACK TO ZHAO YUN. AL HER LIFE SHE HEARD OF THE COURAGOUS ZHAO YUN. THE BRAVE ZHAO YUN BUT, IN PERSON HE SEEMS SO SENSITIVE. DA STOPPED RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM AND SHE STOOD THERE ANALYZING HIM. FINALLY SHE PUT HER ARM THROUGH HIS AND LED HIM BACK TO THE PALACE. ZHAO YUN STOPPED AND LOOKED BACK. DA GAVE A SIGH AND FINALLY SHE KISSED ZHAO YUN ON THE CHEEK.

SHE DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO BE PASSIONATE OR ANYTHING. BUT SHE JUST WANTED HIM TO CHEER UP A BIT. HE STILL WAS LOOKING DOWN AT HIS FEET. SO DA TIGHTENED HER GRIP WITH ZHAO YUN, AND SHE PULLED AS HARD AS SHE COULD AND WHEN SHE STOPPED HE HAD ONLY MOVED AN A CENTIMETER. DA WAS GOING TO GIVE IT ONE MORE TRY AND RIGHT BEFORE SHE TUGGED SHE HEARD SOMEONE CALL HER NAME. IT WAS SSX. DA WAVED AT SSX AND THEN BEND DOWN GRABBED ZHAO YUN BY THE ANKLES AND PULLED HIM IN. SSX STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD SHE SNORTED. THEN LU XUN STARTED LAUGHING BECAUSE OF SSX.

THAT NIGHT THEY ALL ATE AND FILLED THEIR TUMMIES. ALL OF A SUDDEN SSX HERES A KNOCKING AT THE DOORS. SHE GETS UP WALKS OVER TO THE DOOR AND OPENS IT. SHE SEES NOBODY AND SHE YELLS "IS ANYONE HERE!" THEN A SHE LOOKS DOWN AND SEES A SMALL MAN HE THEN POKES HER WITH THE LETTER AND SAYS "TELEGRAM FOR SSX AND THE FOLLOWING GENERALS: JIANG WEI, ZHAO YUN, DA QIAO AND XING CAI." SSX SNAGS THE LETTER AND CLOSES THE DOOR.

"THAT WAS RUDE." JIANG WEI SAID.

"I KNOW BUT, I COULDN'T HELP IT. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT ALL MY LIFE."

"SO WHAT DOES THE LETTER SAY?"

"IT SAYS: THAT WE ARE TO BE WELL NURISHED FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS. AND WE WILL BE GOING TO BATTLE AGAINST WEI. LIU BEI WANTS ALL OF US TO BE AT THE BACK OF THE BATTLE AND SAFE FROM ALL THE FIGHTING."

"HM…THAT SOUNDS TOO BORING."

"YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN JIANG WEI. I WANT TO PLAY AND SHOW YOU MY SKILLS!"

"TCH…MINE ARE BETTER!"

"SAY WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY. BUT WE'LL SEE."

"WE'LL SEE…"

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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER AND NO I WILL NOT STOP WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS UNTIL I FEEL LIKE IT. WHINEY KADAJ PERSON. WELL, THANKS FOR READING MY CHAPTER REVIEWS PLEASE! AND ONCE AGAIN THANKS! BUH, BYE YA'LL!