The REAL Sith Lord
Disclaimer: I own no rights of Star Wars anything
"Okay, take one." Said George Lucas as Hayden Christiansen and Ian Mc...Mc….gre…..con……….the emperor guy .began filming a scene from Star Wars Episode III.
"You're the sith we have been looking for." Said Hayden. Behind the scenes George Lucas watches on shaking his head
"Cut!" he yells. "No, no, no, no, this is all wrong, Ian, you are completely unconvincing and Anakin, you-are the same look, I don't even know why I hired you, you guys are horrible." Yelled Lucas at his cast.
"George?" question Hayden
"You are supposed to be helping us, if you're going to scream at us I will quit and you can have fun making your little movie with out me."
'You can't quit if I kill you" said George as drew his light saber.
"You're the sith lord, we have been looking for, here all along." Meanwhile Ian was looking threw the script.
"Where does this happen?' he said to himself. Anakin drew his light saber and a feirce battle took place between Lucas and Christiansen. Hayden threw violent strikes but George was able to keep up and block all of them. Hayden did a series of fast moves and the flipped over Lucas' head, Lucas spun around and blocked a strike from behind. Lucas pulled his light saber away and swung at Hayden's head, he was able to block it and the two of them got into a saber lock. Lucas used the force and pushed Hayden through a wall, Lucas took this time to jump into his car and drive off.
Lucas pulled into the airport and ran in side; he snuck on a flight and took off. Hayden ran into the airport just in time to see Lucas go into the terminal, Hayden took off after him. Lucas walked on the plane and sat down, Hayden was not far behind and sat down to try and make himself look natural. The engines of the plane started and the flight attendant stood up in front of everybody.
"In case the air plane loses oxygen a mask will fall from the ceiling…" she began, Hyden rolled his eyes as he buckled his seat belt.
The plane landed, Lucas and Hayden took off after each other, Lucas ran out into the air port and jumped in someone else's car and sped off, Hayden called for a taxi, as it pulled up Hyden pulled the driver out and took off after Lucas.
Hayden was not far behind, now a speeding car chase threw the city. George shot at Hayden with his blaster, Hayden turned to the left and sped up catching up beside George, he threw a pop can at George which hit him in the head. George lost control of his car and crashed into a construction site. George got out of his car and began to walk towards Hayden. Hayden was staring at Lucas with hatred, rage, violence, anger, bait, chafe, displease, embitter, abomination, antagonism, antipathy, aversion, bad blood, contempt, disaffection, class consciousness, and a little bit of envy, watching the sith director, producer, and script writer walk towards him, George Lucas not the man you thought he was, George Lucas, has turned to his own dark side, George Lucas explodes to pieces and Hayden wins the dreaded battle between cast and director. Hyden walked back over to the taxi and put money down on the seat to pay for the ride, and then he walked away.
