Would like to buy a Yu-Gi-Oh character who only appears in season one of the Japanese version? (a.k.a season 0 in US) In the manga, she appears briefly in the first volume as the-girl-Tristan-has-a-crush-on-who-wears-a-ribbon-in-her-hair a.k.a. Ribbon. In the anime this blue-haired yellow ribbon wearing high-schooler is one of Yugi's friends. What's her name and why would I want to buy some obscure character I've never heard of before? is what you're probably asking right now. Well…due to the fact that we can't seem to find a Japanese person who's willing to translate for us…we think her name is Miho. And if you buy her for (insert pathetic price here) you'll get a character so rare that only Japanese people know what her name actually is! We'll even throw in a half-price discount good for all of our products except for Naminaki (nameless, anonymous) Pharaoh.

Tristan. Joey's sidekick? Wanna-be cheerleader? Or just a pointless character? If you actually care about Tristan, then give him a home for only (insert price here). (words scroll at bottom: We did no mean to insult anyone, if you are a Tristan fan and have been insulted by us, then please let us know and we'll give you a 20 discount.)

Duke Devlin. Creator of Dungeon Dice Monsters or that slightly femine guy who ripped off duel monsters, whatever you like to call him we're sure he'd be a great addition to your Yu-Gi-Oh collection! For just (insert price) you can have him and a complete set of 2 dungeon Dice Monsters kits, virtual playing field sold separately.

Wow, I think the words for the scrolling thingie at the bottom was longer than the actual advertisement…you can see I think Tristan's a bit pointless…Oh, well if there are any Tristan fans out there who read this, please don't stop reading, and feel free to flame me. JUST DON'T STOP READING! I know the sales pitch for Duke probably wasn't all that good…sigh