Before you all read this and start thinking that I hate the dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh, I would like to say now that I don't hate it. I may not like some parts of it, but I don't hate it (unlike most of my friends).
Thank you Sami Ryou's Hikari for reviewing! (you're the only one who did T.T)
Disclaimer- I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh
Buy Japanese version Joey for $10. What's the deference? you might ask, well the difference is that Jonouchi (Joey) while still being comedy relief has honor. In the English version Jonouchi is comedy relief and little else, for full details see queen-galux's website. Buy the Joey who isn't a complete and total idiot for just $10 and we'll send you a Red Eyes Black Dragon card. If you don't like this Joey then send him back to us, with the card, and we'll send you a small portion of half of a large portion of your money back. (Did that make any sense?)
If you like the English version of Joey then buy him for $10. Satisfaction guaranteed. (Kaiba's voice from off-screen) As long as you can handle that mutt's stupidity, that is. (announcer-person) We would like to warn you against purchasing one of the Kaibas with Joey, unless, of course, you buy Duke and Tristan to keep Joey form attacking Kaiba on sight…. Joey comes with a Red Eyes Black Skull Dragon card and a half price discount on Serenity when she comes out.
Due to popular demand, you can now buy the dog suit Duke made Joey wear for (insert price less than $2). And for $2 we'll make it any color scheme you want! If you want it to be rainbow, we'll make it rainbow! If you don't want a dog costume, then we'll make you whatever kind you want for $3.
Did you see someone in Yu-Gi-Oh who only got a cameo or walk-on role or basically just stood there in the background but your reaction was similar to, "OMG! THAT GUY/GIRL IS SOOOO HOT/SEXY!" Well, send us (insert price) and as complete a of a description of the person as you can manage and we'll do our best to find you the person that you're looking for! Satisfaction not guaranteed as we have no idea what these people are like and it's your own fault if the person turns out to be a jerk. We have no return or refund policy for these people, you buy 'em and your stuck with 'em.
I will eventually do Yami/Hikari Marik,Yugi, Friendship Tea, Pharaoh, Naoh, and lots of other people in the series just be patient!
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