Chapter 1:

Is That a Problem?

(( Author's Note: This ficcy is based on 'Guess Who' (the newer version) and 'Guess Who's Coming for Dinner'... But, I don't remember the exact parts and such of 'Guess Who', so it's changed quite a bit. But, it's still funny and kawaii and... Yeah. Disclaimer: I didn't make up the movie 'Guess Who' or it's older version. And I did not make up the brilliant characters or plot of Inuyasha. Though, I wish I did. But I didn't. And, for the love of Gawd, R and R! Please! I lvoe critic-eeks, or however you spell it. And, forgive me if I don't spell things correctly, I can't go on Microsoft Word, and I don't have spell check on WordPad. Some parts may be a little OOC, but hey, no one's perfect. Chapters will be fairly short. Therfore, I'll update more. Hopefully. So, enjoy! ))

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"Yo," Inuyasha answered his ringing cell-phone, about to get on a speed-train to see his girlfriend, Kagome, and to meet her family in Tokyo, while he lived in Okinawa. "Hrm." The person on his phone was his boss, Naraku-san.

"Yeah, 'yo' Inuyasha. Well, I can't give you that raise like I promised you. Personal reasons, I think you might understand. Someone deserved it more than you, though you're my best worker... I don't see how that's possible... But, whatever. Maybe next year? Oh! No, I promised it to someone else next year. The year after that? Possibly. Sorry again..."

"Screw you!" Inuyasha growled at the phone. That was the raise he'd been waiting for, for the last three years he'd been working at the Japanese 'Sears' in Okinawa. "You know what, you stupid-ass bastard? I quit!"

Click!

Inuyasha clicked off the phone, then folded it back in his fire-rat kimono he'd worn since he was little; His mom used to like old-tyme fashion, and made him one when he was little. Soon after, she died. So, Inuyasha decided to keep wearing old-tyme clothes... And he probably decided to keep his long hair, too. His hair was long and... Silver. That was pretty awkward, but it was because he was Hanyou. He had cute little white doggy ears on his head, and golden eyes to match. Claws and fangs, and was pretty fast, though he hated sports. Since he was Hanyou, he never really had a girlfriend, other than Kikyou, but that was when he was little. So, she didn't count. Now it was Kagome, and they're engaged! That's why Inuyasha's going to Tokyo; To meet Kagome's family... Her little brother, Souta, who's coming in from his apartment to meet him, Kagome's laid-back mom, who seems to be quite excited, and Kagome's grandpa, who hates Youkai. He believes them from hell, and that's one reason why Inuyasha's nervous. No one's sure how they'll take it that he's Hanyou, as they never met him. And another reason why Inuyasha's nervous, is because none of them know that he and Kagome are engaged to be married.

"Loading Train; Okinawa to Tokyo-to!" The announcer boomed, as the train pulled up.

"Great," Inuyasha seemed to gulp, as he boarded the train to what he thought would be hell.

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"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled, flinging her arms around Inuyasha as he stepped off the speed-train. It wasn't a very long ride, and Inuyasha was surprised that he was actually in the right place. It was too fast, for him.

"Yo, Kagome," Inuyasha gave a fake smile, as she hugged him. He didn't know how to break the news to Kagome, about how he quit his job. He decided that he wouldn't tell her at all, and get a new job, saying that they wanted him more than his 'Sears' job.

"Is something wrong? Oh! The cab is waiting outside for us, so we can talk about it there!" Kagome grabbed Inuyasha's hand and pulled him to the cab. They closed the doors, the handsome driver, named Houjou, looking back at the two.

"Where to, again?" Houjou asked, looking at the strange couple. It wasn't regular to see a Hanyou with a human.

"Higurashi Shrine. I expect you know where that is, right?" Kagome was cheerful, to finally be with her fiance again, after a few weeks of seperation.

"Yep," Houjou nodded, then took off down the street in the Mitsubishi cab.

"So, why are you so... Nervous?" Kagome blinked to Inuyasha, cuddling up next to him.

"Er..." Inuyasha wasn't sure what to say. He didn't want to tell her that he quit his job.

"My grandpa seems so anxious to meet you! He's pretty excited. He likes guys with good jobs, like 'Sears'! When he found out you work there, he started to shop there for clothes, like socks! Cute, huh?"

"...Uhm..." Now he was even more nervous. He was starting to think that he should call Naraku back. But, why? He decided that he wouldn't. He was pissed that he had to work with that bastard for three years, and any more would drive him insane.

"Oh, I bet you just don't want to say that you're nervous about meeting my grandpa, eh?" Kagome nudged him in the chest. "Are you, are you?"

"Yeah," Inuyasha decided. He was kind of nervous about that, too. So he wasn't really lying, right? "That's why."

"Well, I don't think you should be. Should he be, Cabdriver... Houjou?" Kagome asked, looking at Houjou.

"Er..." Houjou turned around. "Kind of..."

"Do we look kind of, awkward?" Kagome asked again.

"Not to be... Racist... But yeah, Hanyou and human kind of look... awkward... But, hey, it's not my opinion! You do what you want."

"Wait!" Kagome screamed. No one in the car except for her knew that she was being sarcastic. She was good at acting, after all. Kagome turned to Inuyasha. "You're a Hanyou! Stop the cab!"

Screetch!

Clank-bang-ish!

"Owww!" Inuyasha groaned, after his head hit the plastic barrier, which divided the front of the Mitsubishi cab from the back.

"Are you okay?" Kagome gasped, stroking Inuyasha's head. "Oh! I was just kidding! Just kidding! I knew, I knew! Are you okay, Inuyasha!" She looked to Houjou. "Keep driving! I was just kidding!"

"I know, I know," Inuyasha nodded, rubbing his head. "I'm fine."

"Are you sure?" Kagome asked again, now touching his doggy-ears, which usually made him feel better. Only if he knew the person. If he didn't, it was just plain annoying. In this case, it wasn't.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Inuyasha nodded.

"Are you really?" Kagome looked at him, her eyes shining somewhat.

Houjou, driving, gave side-glances back every moment, un-sure if the human-girl and the Hanyou were going to make out or not. Hopefully not.

"Uh, we're here!" Houjou announced, just as they entered the Higurashi Shrine. Well, not 'entered', since the cab couldn't drive up the concrete stairs that lead to the house. He just parked on the street, close to the stairs.

"Oh, they're here!" Kagome's mom giggled, pointing to Houjou helping Inuyasha's luggage out of the cab. Kagome's mom and Kagome's grandpa ran down the stairs to greet them.

"You're finally here! We're happy to finally meet you. What's up?" Gramps shook hands with Houjou, as Inuyasha struggled with his heavy bags. "You can put those bags by the stairs. I'll carry them up in a second."

"Er, Gramps," Kagome blinked. "That's--"

"We know, we know!" Gramps nodded. He continued to talk to Houjou. "You like sports?"

"Oh, yeah, I do," Houjou laughed cheerfully. "Football and soccer, I like."

"I like football, too. You heard about Souta, right? He loves soccer. I bet you'll get along with him, when he comes later." Inuyasha was still standing awkwardly with his bags, next to Kagome. "Hurry up! Put down the bags and get going!"

"Gramps! Listen! Tha--"

"Don't interupt, Kagome, I know who this is," Gramps shook Houjou's hand more. "You and Kagome have been going out for a while, hmm? Did you ever think about getting married? I won't mind, you're a good guy, but you'd have to get to know her mom, too." He jerked his thumb towards Kagome's mom, who had finally realized what was happening. She was shaking her head. "You ever think about that?"

"Oh, sure!" Houjou laughed. "I'll marry your daughter, and I'll take good care of her, too!"

"WILL YOU JUST LISTEN?" Kagome finally yelled. Inuyasha's ears flattened.

"Didn't I tell you to put the bags over there? I hope you get fired. What's your name? I'm going to call your boss and--"

"THIS IS INUYASHA!" Kagome pointed to the embarrassed dog Hanyou next to her. Inuyasha's face was nearly as red as his kimono.

"Whaa...?" Gramps gasped. "...Oh... Hahahaa... Nice joke, Kagome, but I don't think this is the time..."

"It's pretty obvious," Kagome's mom stated. "You mean, you didn't know, Dad?"

"No, I didn't know!" Gramps finally got that Kagome was serious. "Who are you, then!"

"I'm the... Ehee... Cabdriver..." Houjou admitted, with a sheepish laugh.

"Go, get out of here, then," Gramps was pretty embarrassed.

"Yes, sir. Just call me up for the wedding, eh?" Houjou jumped into the Mitsubishi cab.

"Yeah, right," Kagome's grandpa rolled his eyes, as Houjou took off. He glared at Inuyasha. "You never told us that he was... Half demon."

"Does that matter?" Kagome asked, surprised. "I didn't think it mattered."

"It doesn't!" Gramps lied. "Not at all. Er... It's about trsut! You should tell us about these things!"

"How about, let's go inside at speak about this over tea!" Kagome's mom suggested, feebly trying to change the subject.

"Yep..." Gramps started his way up the stairs. "... Tea would be good."