Chapter Three

Tomorrow I love you

Elizabeth awakes from her dream and decided to take out her pie-rat gold she stole from Blinking Fish. She opened her nightstand and removed all the usual contents she kept in her nightstand. Elizabeth took out her diary, a book, some paper, a few dead bodies, a starfish, and a vibrator. You know the usual stuff a fictional character would keep in her nightstand drawer. When she had finally taken all the stuff out of her nightstand she opened the false bottom where she kept Blinking Fishes pie-rat gold. She had intended to sell it long ago, but was now madly in love with the gay man of her dreams. So, she decided to keep it as a memento from their first meeting.

She then put it around her neck and started to admire the gold when a knock came to her door along with the voice of her father asking, "Elizabeth? Are you all right? Are you decent?" Elizabeth still in her nightclothes puts on a robe and answered, "Yes, yes!" Governor Swann asked, "Still abed at this hour?" One of many maids of Elizabeth's opened the curtains in the large room. As the sunlight touched Elizabeth's skin it caused her to blister and catch on fire. Ignoring his youngest burning daughter, Governor Swann said, "Oh, it's a beautiful day. I have a gift for you." Yet another of the many maids came up next to the Governor and presented a box to Elizabeth. The Governor opened the box for his oldest down syndrome daughter for she did not have the brainpower to do it for herself.

Elizabeth, impressed said, "Oh, it's beautiful." Governor thought to him self "No shit you stupid retard. You think I'd get something ugly for my retarded second oldest son? I don't think so. I only get the best for my children." Elizabeth looked at her father and said, "What do you mean your only retarded son?" The Governor said, "Did I say that out loud?" Elizabeth looked at her father like he was an idiot and said, "Yes, you said that out loud." Then the Governor said, "What I meant to say was, "Isn't it."

Elizabeth being the paranoid schizophrenic she is asked her father, "May I inquirer as to the occasion?" A fly exploded. It was funny. Governor Swann said, "Does a father need an occasion to dote on his favorite Daughter?" Elizabeth went to put the dress back in the box when she noticed a clear color glowing hamster in the dress box. She was going to point out the brown glowing hamster, when her father turned to the maid and said, "Go on." So instead of putting the dress away Elizabeth decided to put the dress on. "Actually, I had hoped you would wear it for me tonight." Elizabeth was not sure if she heard her father right so she said, "I'm sorry father I didn't quite hear what you said. Could you repeat it?" The Governor said a little more loudly so his daughter could hear, "Actually, I I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today." The Governor droned on. "Ceremony?" Elizabeth asked her father as he droned on. The Governor continued to say, "Captain Norrington's promotion ceremony."

When Elizabeth heard this news she poked her head out from where she was getting dressed and said. "I knew it. I KNEW IT! All you want from me is to marry that stupid sod. That's why you bought me the dress. Not because you love me. Not because you wanted to dote on me, but because you want me to marry Norrington." Her father looked down at his feet a little embarrassed and said, "Well yea, he has money and power what more would you want from a man? Love?" Chuckling to him self he continued to say, "Commodore Norrington, as he's about to become! A fine gentleman, don't you think? He fancies you, you know?" While her father droned on a maid tried to kill Elizabeth by tightening her corset. Elizabeth gasped out of pain as the maid was killing her… I mean tightening her corset. This gave alarm to her father who said, "Elizabeth? How's it coming?" Hardly being able to breath from the maids dastardly deed Elizabeth managed to choke out "It's difficult to say." Your period starts in three, two, one…

The Governor being completely oblivious to both of his daughter's pain said, "I'm told it's the latest fashion in London." Bewildered at the news her father had just presented to her about the women of London who liked to be tortured by wearing corsets said, "Well, women in London must've learned not to breathe." She added under her breath "Idiot London women are almost as bad as American women." An unimportant servant thinking it was okay for him to speak interrupted the Governor and Miss Swann by saying, "Milord, you have a visitor." The Governor noticed a glowing sea green hamster trailing after his servant, but decided not to say anything as the hamster made a hard left and into another room. He didn't think anyone would believe an old sod like him self. They would probably think him mad and have him committed.

The scene changes to the hot Orlando Bloom standing in the front entrance of an expansive house. He is waiting to be seen by the Governor. While he is waiting he notices a fixture on the wall holding some non-lit candles. For some odd reason Blinking Fish decides to go up to the fixture and touch it. When Blinking Fish touched the candleholder apiece came off. Then the entire wall started to crack, crumble, then fell backwards. Leaving a gapping hole the size of the entire wall out into the beautiful sunny outside. Blinking Fish not sure what to do about the piece in his hand put it in a vase holding umbrellas and cans, that was sitting by the now once front doors. He was about to do something about the gapping hole when a man walked by holding a platter with a pot of tea. The Blinking Fish said, "Hi." to the unimportant servant as he walked by.

Just then the Governor came down the stairs and said, "Ah, Blinking Fish, good to see you again." Blinking Fish walked up to the Governor presenting a box he had been holding the entire scene and said, "Good day, Sir. I have your order." Blinking Fish then put the box down on a table, opened the box, and presented the Governor a dildo. The Governor took the dildo and said, "Well." While the Governor admired Blinking Fish said, "The dildo is folded plastic. That's gold filigree laid into the handle. If I may…" The Governor handed Blinking Fish the dildo. Blinking Fish balanced the dildo and continued, "Perfectly balanced. The tang is nearly the full width of the dildo." Blinking Fish flips the dildo around and nearly cut himself with it while he gracefully handed the dildo back to the Governor.

The Governor took back the dildo. Then gave the dildo back too Blinking Fish, and said, "Impressive. Very impressive. Ah, now, Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this. Do pass my compliments on to your Master. Hmm?" The Blinking Fish responded by saying, "I shall. A craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated." Both Governor Swann and Blinking Fish looked up as Elizabeth entered the room.

Seeing his youngest daughter looking so beautiful he said, "Oh, Elizabeth, you look absolutely stunning." The Governor thought how lucky she was to be able to fit in a dress like the one his third oldest daughter was wearing. He had often wished he could fit in a dress like that, but at last he could not. So instead he settled for wearing the ugliest wig he could find. As Elizabeth came down the stairs she saw Blinking Fish, which brought a smile to her face. It always made her smile to see her future gay husband and said, "Blinking Fish! It's good to see you. I had the most horrendous nightmare about you last night" The fly blew up again. It's so funny. I love it. "About me?" Blinking Fish asked surprised that Elizabeth had a dream. Blinking Fish was crush that she was still in love with him. All he wanted was a strapping young lad to take home. Not some young women.

The Governor was not at all happy that his daughter was speaking to a hot young man that was not in the same social quo as them selves. The Governor said, "Yes, well, is that entirely proper for you to…?" Elizabeth ignoring her drug-addicted father said, "About the day we met, do you remember?" The Blinking Fish replied, "How could I forget, Miss Swann?" Blinking Fish thought to him self. Of course I remember you stupid sod. I suffered a severe concussion when I was shoved over bored by the captain. On the way down to the water I had hit my head on the ship and go knocked out. When I awoke for the briefest moment you where standing over me! How could I forget that?

Elizabeth shocked to hear that Blinking Fish was shoved off the merchant ship, and said "You poor thing I can't believe someone could push such a young man over bored!" Blinking Fish confused, thinking he thought all that in his head said, "Did I say that out loud? Elizabeth said, "Yes, you stupid sod and what is it with you people and saying your thoughts out loud?" Blinking Fish said, "Well, that's what happens when you're in the mind of a retarded writer." Elizabeth looked at her father. He nodded his head in agreement. She took in this fact and decided to leave it at that. Just when you thought it was safe. BAM!

"Oh and, Blinking Fish, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?" Knowing his place and knowing he would be slapped if he called her Elizabeth, Blinking Fish replied, "At least once more, Miss Swann, as always." You could see the disappointment in Elizabeth's face when Blinking Fish didn't call her by her first name. The Governor not noticing anything went on and said, "There. See? At least the boy has a sense of propriety. He knows where he belongs. "On, the dirty floor with the pigs." Replied Blinking Fish. Satisfied to hear the proper response from Blinking Fish, Governor said, "Well, now we really must be going." He then picked up an umbrella from the vase and gave it to Elizabeth while saying "There you are. Come catch the crabs."

Elizabeth, showing her disappointment to, Blinking Fish said, "Good day Mr. Turner." The Governor annoyed by his only daughter's lagging said, "Come along." Then they both turned and left threw the gapping hole. "Good day…" Blinking Fish said trailing off after Elizabeth and the Governor got into a carriage. When Elizabeth was out of earshot Blinking Fish finished saying good bye by muttering, "…Norrington."

As Blinking Fish watched the carriage leave the grounds he noticed something odd. He saw a multi-colored glowing hamster on its hind legs spinning in circles. The out of the blue the hamster took off running toward the carriage. The hamster ran while still spinning in circles. Blinking Fish looked around with bewilderment to see if anyone else had seen the white glowing hamster spinning around in circle, but no one else was around. So he just turned around and went back in the house. He was never allowed to leave via the front door. He was not good enough yet to leave via the front door.

End of chapter 42