Yay! I got more than one review this time! (happy dance)
Friendship Freak is now out! Buy Tea Gardener for (insert price). Satisfaction guaranteed as long as you can handle her friendship rants. (person off screen) Look, Tea, I already knew that friends are important, so YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP REPEATING IT! (runs past camera) AHHHHH! MAKE HER GO AWAY! (announcer-person) Um, as you can see you need a higher tolerance than that poor person, especially since we just got Friendship Tea yesterday. (sweatdrop) Friendship Tea comes with the Shining Friendship card. (another person telling Tea to shut up runs past) We don't have a return policy for this Tea since our staff can't seem to handle her rants very well….so if you get to the point where you're 100 sure you can't listen to another rant, shoot her. (yet another person who can't stand listening to her) What a great idea! (pulls out gun but announcer-person takes it away) We can't shoot the merchandise!
Due to popular demand we have managed to get our hands on Noah Kaiba way before schedule! Buy him for (insert price)! Buy him 'cuz you like him or because you want to find out if his bangs are glued-on, its completely your choice. Noah comes with his deck and two duel disks so you can find out if you can beat him like Yugi. (I haven't seen those episodes in a long time, did Kaiba beat him then get turned to stone or what?) Remember, if you lose a certain number of times to him, then this company can't be responsible if you get turned to stone. Also, don't say 'Seto Kaiba' in his presence unless you want him to go into one of his rants. (off screen, Noah's voice) Seto Kaiba is a cheater who took everything that should've been- (Mokuba) Big brother didn't- (announcer) You get the point. Buying Mokuba's ok since they get along pretty well, unlike a certain other Kaiba (argument heard between Noah, Seto, and Mokuba). If you don't like Noah then send him back to us and you get to keep one of the duel disks and a random card form his deck.
For a limited time, you can get Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor for (insert price under $5). Is that a great deal? You can make fun of them and beat them as many times as you want! (Weevil & Rex off screen) WHAT KIND OF SALES PITCH IS THAT! You're making us sound like losers! (announcer-person) Weevil and Rex will only be available for a while so get them while you can! Unfortunately, since they're a limited time offer if you get them and don't like them, you can't return them or get any refunds.
If anyone has any ideas as for things that could come with people, I could use the help. I'm running out of ideas!
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