Well, I've done it again. I went and made a pig of myself… Ate 4 pieces of pizza, drank a root beer, and then drank another root beer with a Kit-Kit Bar. I feel horribly full right now, but I'll try and write as much of this chapter as I can without getting the urge to run to the nearest bathroom. Anyway… let us begin…

-Kouji Tamino

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It was morning at Hinata House. The light from the sun peeked through a shade in the room of Yamato 'Shima' Urashima and his soon to be wife, Tokimi Matsuda. Yamato winced as the sunlight annoying seeped onto his face. He sat up tiredly and ran a hand through his hair. He was in nothing but a pair of boxers. He looked over to his sleeping love and planted a kiss on her cheek. "Good morning, babe…"

Tokimi lazily opened an eye and smiled at her fiancée. "Morning, sweetheart…" Her smile became seductive. "By the way, last night was wonderful…"

Yamato blushed a bit, then grinned. He could make out her naked form under the thin sheets she had around her. "Thanks… So were you…" He kissed her deeply on the lips, slipping his tongue into her mouth. She softly sucked on his tongue after returning the kiss. Yamato broke the kiss and looked into her eyes. "You're so beautiful…"

Tokimi blushed lightly and smiled. "Yamato…" She tilted her head. "I wonder, though…" she began. She smiled teasingly. "If we've already made love, then what will we do about our honeymoon?"

Yamato gave a perverted grin. "Oh, we'll think of something… SM, maybe? I'd let you spank me…"

Tokimi's face became red a tomato. "Yamato! You're so naughty!"

Yamato laughed. "Oh, I'll show you how naughty I can be!" He pounced on her and began planting kisses on her neck and shoulder.

Tokimi closed her eyes and gave a soft moan. He always knew where her sensitive spots were. "Ahh! Yamato… yes, right there…" Her eyes widened as he did something very unexpected. "Yamato! D-don't put your finger up there!" She pushed him away in a reflex. He fell off the bed, landing on his head. She winced. "Sorry… but that's an exit only, buddy…"

Yamato chuckled lightly. "S'okay… And sorry about that, just wanted to try something new…"

Yamato and Tokimi were sitting on the couch, Tokimi's head in Yamato's lap. "Just one more day…" Tokimi said softly. "And we can officially call ourselves husband and wife…"

"Yeah, it's gonna be great…" Yamato said, nodding. "Everyone is going to be there…"

The couple sweat dropped as they heard some screaming coming from upstairs. These weren't screams of pain, mind you… They face faulted as they heard Meiruuna shout some expletives. "Yes, yes, yes! Take it, you bitch! Take it all! God!"

"Meiruuna and Rikina again…" Tokimi muttered. "It's amazing how things can change in such a short while…"

"…You think it's my fault she became a lesbian?" Yamato asked.

Tokimi sighed. "They're not lesbians… Just curious, that's all…"

"Well they've been 'curious' for the past few months…"

Awkwardly walking downstairs, Sarah rolled her eyes. "God damn… those two are louder than you! That Meiruuna is just sex crazed! Every time she gets hot and bothered, she runs off with poor Rikina and f-" She stopped as two little girls ran in, tossing a ball around. "um… never mind…"

Yamato sighed. "Miaka, Kimiko… You know better than to play ball inside the hou-" He gasped as the ball hit the vase, then hit the floor and shattered. "Never mind…"

"Hey guys, we're here! Hope we're not too early!" the group looked towards the door, Shinichi and the girls behind then and all carrying bags.

Love Hina Next: Second Phase

Chapter 53: Arrival at Hinata House! The Mischievous Urashima Twins!

Yamato's despair over the loss of one of his father's findings went away as his student and his group of girls arrived. "Oh, hey! Nah, you're fine…"

The little girls stared up at Saki and blinked. The girls were identical twins of about 3 years old with brown hair and 2 eye colors. One eye was gray, the other brown. One of the girls had her hair in pigtails, while the other had very short boyish hair. The one with short hair wore a green tank top and blue shorts. The one with longer hair wore a white shirt, pink overalls, and pink socks. Saki stared back at the girls. "What the heck are you two staring at?" She screamed as the girl with short hair kicked her in the shin. "Ow! Damn it, you-"

Yamato growled, walking over to the girl and picking her up. "Miaka, that was very mean! You apologize right now!"

Saki calmed down, smiling. "Don't worry about it… They're just little girls.. They're so cute, though! What are they're names?"

Yamato chuckled. "Well this little monster that I'm holding right here's name is Miaka… The little cutie in the pink is Kimiko. They're my little sisters!"

"Whaaaat!" Shinichi and the girls screamed in disbelief.

Ami paled, becoming even whiter than usual if that's possible. "But that would mean…"

Yamato shuddered, putting Miaka down and patting both girls on the head. "Yeah, don't remind me… I accidentally walked in on my parents when these two were conceived…"

Shinichi sweat dropped. "Bummer…"

Tokimi smiled at Shinichi. "Well don't you look handsome?…" She winked. "I like your new look, Shinichi-kun!"

Sarah grinned. "Yeah, you look good… Last time you came here, you looked worse than that dork Keitaro did before his makeover…"

"Ms. Sarah!" Tokimi shouted. "You're horrible!"

"Hate to be rude here…" Megumi began, struggling to keep her bags up. "But could you stop the chitchat and let me in? These bags are getting heavy!"

Shinichi turned around and chuckled nervously, putting a hand behind his head. "Oh, sorry about that, Megumi!" He stepped out of the way and looked back to Yamato. "Urashima-sensei, where should we put our stuff?"

Sarah crossed her arms, speaking for Yamato. "Just go upstairs, claim any empty rooms, and unpack there… You might have to share a few rooms, though…"

Ami nodded, running upstairs. "Thanks, Ms. Sarah!"

A few moments later, Rikina and Meiruuna walked downstairs in nothing but lingerie. Rikina was wearing her good old bra and thong, while Meiruuna wore underwear with some see through bits, and a black robe over that. It lazily fell over to the side, showing off her shoulder and the bra strap. Rikina was walking a little wobbly. She almost fell down the stairs when Meiruuna grabbed her by the waist. "Careful now… We wouldn't want you to get hurt…"

Rikina glared at Meiruuna. "Well next time, don't do it so hard… God, I'm gonna be sore for weeks…"

Meiruuna grinned as they walked into the living room. "Oh come on…" she said seductively, licking Rikina's neck and smirking as she got a moan from the goth girl. "You know you loved it…" Rikina blushed heavily as she realized that they had an audience. Meiruuna looked up and smiled. "Oh, visitors! Hello, everyone! It's been a while, hasn't it?…"

Shinichi pointed at them, his finger shaking. "Meiruuna… you're… you're a-"

Meiruuna giggled, licking her lips. "No… But I do swing both ways… Like I said, I love sex… Never said with whom, though…" Arms still wrapped around Rikina, she kissed her on the cheek. "Rikina's my favorite pet… She denies that she enjoys any of it, but I know that she's lying…"

"Um, Meiruuna…" Yamato began, awkwardly. "As hot as this all is, do you think that you could tone it down a bit and get some clothes on?…" He pointed to the twins. "Little ones, you know…"

"And what about Naoko-chan?" Tokimi asked. "I don't think she should be hearing this, either…"

Naoko blushed, shaking her head. "No, Tokimi-nesan… I find all of this fascinating, in fact…"

Tokimi gave Shinichi a surprised look. He shrugged, smiling. "Um heh heh, a lot can happen in a year…"

Yamato laughed. "They sure can! Come on back down once you all unpack, we have a lot to catch up on!"

"Ah, so that's why those little bunnies can turn into humans…" Rikina muttered, now clothed. "Damn it, this will make eating them even harder…"

Tenshi sweat dropped. "Rikina… you're a nutcase…"

"Tenshi!" Ami shouted. "That was rude!"

"And trying to eat me isn't?" Tenshi asked, an annoyed look on her face.

Ami sighed. "Good point…"

"And that's where Meiruuna disappeared to all that time…" Yamato said, glaring at her. The group was now sitting down and drinking tea. The twins were taking a nap upstairs.

Meiruuna shrugged. "Hey, I was stressed, all right? These guys stopped me at least, didn't they? And on the plus side, I got to blow Shinichi."

Shinichi spit out his tea at that comment, spraying it all over Saki. She blinked rapidly, a blank look on her face. "Okay, I get it… I was a bitch… Can I please stop getting screwed over, now?"

"SHE WHAT!" the girls all screamed, including Saki once she got over getting spit on.

Shinichi screamed as the girls gave him a look that said "Shinichi, I will cut your balls off if you don't give me an explanation soon". "It wasn't my idea! Besides, how do you all think she got my erm, samples!"

Yamato patted Shinichi on the back. "Wow, man! Congrats! What a stud!"

Shinichi's face became red as he looked away. "Please, I'd rather not dwell on the matter…"

"But Shinichi…" Meiruuna said softly. "Don't you want to tell them about how you were so big and I almost couldn't fit it in my-"

Shinichi's nose splurted at the images implanted in his mind from the memories. "That's enough, Ms. Meiruuna!"

Meiruuna laughed. "Come on, I was just kidding…" She winked. "But you were a nice size, you know…"

The girls became green with envy as Meiruuna continued her stories of extracting samples from Shinichi. "And then there was the time that I accidentally swallowed the-"

"Meiruuna, enough is enough!" Sarah shouted. "God, I think I'm gonna be sick…"

All was silent from that point. Everyone simply took occasional sips of their tea, not saying a word. Meiruuna grinned as she broke the silence. "It was spicy…"

"ARGH!" Sarah screamed, running out of the room.

Yamato suppressed the urge to laugh. Tokimi glared at him. "Yamato, don't laugh… I'm serious… You do and I'll-" Yamato snorted, then burst out laughing. An anger vein popped in her forehead and she slapped him.

"Ow!" Yamato shouted. "What the hell-"

"Don't you see how embarrassed Shinichi-kun is?" Tokimi sighed. "Don't make it worse for the poor boy…"

"Boy?…" Shinichi asked, softly and too himself. 'I'm only a few years younger than her…'

Yamato patted Shinichi several times on the back, hard. "Ah, he knows that it's all in good fun! Don't ya, Shinichi?"

Shinichi sighed. "Yes, Urashima sensei…"

"And quit calling me that…" Yamato said. "It's too formal…" He smiled. "Besides, we're closer than that, right?"

Shinichi nodded, smiling back. "Right…" He looked around. "By the way, where are the others?"

Ami nodded. "Yeah, this place seems really… Empty… Is it just you four, the twins, and Ms. Sarah right now?" She giggled, holding up her tea cup. "More tea, please…"

Tokimi nodded, pouring Ami some more tea. "Yeah, the others went to get some more stuff for the wedding."

"Yeah, we saw the decorations out front…" Sakura said. "Really beautiful so far…"

"Thanks, I designed the setup myself!" Keitaro said, walking in along with Naru. He smirked. "Well, now… It's been a while, hasn't it? Ami, Shinichi, Megumi, Sakura, Junko, Naoko, and…"

"Hello!" Kairi shouted, appearing behind Keitaro and waving.

"Gyah!" Keitaro screamed, jumping up and grabbing his chest. "Geez, you could give an old guy like me a heart attack!"

Kairi pouted. "Sorry… I forgot that you're in your 50's… But still, you and your wife look so young!"

Naru smiled. "Thank you… the others are doing well them selves, now that you mention it…" She giggled. "Wow, I've never met a ghost before… Ami and Meiruuna told me about you… Kairi, was it?"

Kairi nodded. "Forgive me for my hyper-ness… I get to be alive tomorrow on the wedding! Actually, it starts later this evening…"

Keitaro rubbed his chin. "So you're the ghost girl that regains life once a month…" He pulled something out of his coat pocket. "A witch doctor on the uncharted island of Zukuzula gave me this… I think it can help you…" He pulled out a smile vial with glowing blue liquid. "This is a special serum he concocted himself… Take this when you are 'alive', so to speak… You should get a very good surprise…" He winked.

Kairi's eyes widened as tears formed. "Oh my god… Is that…?"

"I'm not saying…" He began, grinning. "But you should enjoy this…"

Kairi squealed, hugging him and crying loudly. "Thank you so much! You have no idea how much this means to me!"

Everyone smiled as Kairi cried in joy. "Good for you, Ms, Kairi…" Shinichi said happily, wiping his eyes a bit. "Good for you…"

Naoko smiled at Ken-kun and Tet-chan as they played in the small tub of warm water that she had prepared for them. They were in the kitchen. "Are you having fun, you two?" She giggled. "You're so cute…"

Just then, Shinobu walked in. She smiled and waved at Naoko. "Hello, there! Are those your pet hermit crabs? They're so cute!" She put a hand out to pick one up when Ken-kun snapped at her. She glared. "Don't push it, crab… I'm a cook…" She sweat dropped as Naoko became teary eyed.

The girl whimpered. "You don't mean it, do you Shinobu-nesan?"

Shinobu chuckled nervously. "No, no… I was just kidding!" 'Victory will be mine, crab!'

The rooms were set up like this: Junko, Naoko, Kairi, and Sakura in one room together. Megumi, Ami, Tenshi, and Saki in the other room. Shinichi had a room to himself. Now, only half a day remains until the wedding… But where are the others?

End of Chapter 53

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Eh, a slow start. All this chapter accomplished is get Shinichi and the others over to Hinata House and tell a lot of sex jokes… Oh well, this is just the set up. The real fun starts once the others arrive! Let's see if I can manage to channel the Akamatsu spirit like I did in the old days! Time for me to buckle down and bring out the craziness trapped within my mind!

-Kouji Tamino