Thanks for the ideas!

You can do whatever you want with the people you buy, they're yours now! (evil laughter)

We are proud to bring you Yami Yugi for (insert price of over $10)! Yes, this spiky-haired main character is now available for sale! If you buy him you get the gold armbands that he wore as Pharaoh for free. Remember not to purchase season 1 Tea with him (see the commercial if you forgot why for some strange reason). If you don't like Yami Yugi, you shouldn't have bought him in the first place, give him to one of your friends for their birthday or something. They'll probably be very happy with him!

If you've ever wanted to own Yami Marik, the freaky-eyed guy with veins popping out everywhere, now's your chance! He's only (insert price)! Whether you really like him, wanna give to your evil relative(s), or just wanna give him a couple cough drops then send him back to us, is completely your choice. Yami Marik comes with a free tin Millennium Rod. If you don't like him, then send him back to us and we'll charge you ten bucks 'cuz now we gotta figure out what to do with the nutcase. Don't duel him unless you are insane, and don't care that if you lose you'll end up dead or in the Shadow Realm. Remember, you can't sue us, its your own fault.

We now have everyone's favorite thief! Buy Bakura for (insert price). Yes, this power-hungry albino can now be yours! Beware that he'll try to steal items form anyone else who has one. He comes with clay Millennium Ring. If you throw in $30 we'll pull some strings and send you Egyptian Bakura with your purchase of albino Bakura. If you do purchase Egyptian Bakura, we'll throw in instructions on how to get his scar, tattoo-wise, and certain other means. (warning scrolls) DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT DIRECTIONS. We can't be responsible if you lose an eye.

Hope you liked them :D

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