Thank you, my reviewers!

The spiky haired, really short Yugi Motou is now available for (insert price over $5)! Yes, you can finally add this friendly little midget to your collection of Yu-Gi-Oh characters! Yugi comes with his deck and two duel disks. Can you beat the him? If you haven't already bought Yami Yugi we'll send him to you for free and you can duel him too! (now you know why I did the yamis before the hikaris) If, for some strange reason, you don't like Yugi, then you're on your own. Like Yami Yugi, we don't have a return policy for this main character.

Before we gave you the option of purchasing evil Bakura, now you can buy Ryou Bakura for (insert price)! When you buy Ryou Bakura, let us know if you have evil Bakura and the clay Millennium Ring that comes with him, because if you do we'll send you extra clay spokes with Ryou for free since the others have a slight tendency to fall off. If you don't like Ryou, send him back to us and we'll send you a half price offer that's only good for a yami or hikari.

Don't like Yami Marik? Think his stretchy face is freaky and wrong? Think he needs a cough drop? Well you no longer need to purchase him, the nicer (and in my opinion hotter) Marik/Malik is now available for (insert price)! Marik comes with a free session at the Domino Tattoo Parlor so you can get his scar on your back! (thanks for the idea!) If you don't like Marik/Malik send him back to us. (you get nothing back)

If you give us $50 we'll send you a chibi version of anyone in past, present, or future sales. This offer is continual and does not end until we run out of people to sell you. We can only give you people in outfits that they have worn, we can't put them in costumes for you, except for Joey and his dog costume.

These were a bit shorter weren't they? Oh well…thanks to homework and projects I won't be able to update for a while. T-T

R&R

I SHALL RETURN! (runs away laughing insanely)