Sadly, we forgot to mention last time that its $50 for every 2 chibis, so Sami Ryou's Hikari, you owe us $250.
Now available is one of the only female duelists in Yu-Gi-Oh, Mai Valentine! For (insert price) we will sendher to you. If, for some reason, you would like the selfish Mai add $10 to Mai's purchase price and we will send her to you! Mai comes with her deck form season 1 (or 2, the one w/ Pegasus). If you don't like Mai, send her back to us and we'll send you a Harpy Lady card for free.
Do you like the new, evil, different voice actor Mai of season 4? Then buy her for (insert price). She comes with her dueling deck form that season, minus the Seal of Orichalcos because it has been dubbed too dangerous. Don't want our customers losing their souls, 'cuz then who would buy our products? If you don't like evil Mai, then send her back to us and we'll send you a Rose Whip card for free. (Does she use that card? If she doesn't then, oh well, I'm not gonna change it.)
Buy Dartz! Who wouldn't want the newest Yu-Gi-Oh villain? He's just (insert price). When you buy him you get your choice of contact lenses to make your eyes look like his! If you don't want him with two different eye colors then give us and extra buck and he'll have two yellow/amber eyes! If you don't want him, send him back to us and we'll send you Alster (sp?), Raphael, or Valon (sp?), for half price.
Probably not my best work. (sigh)
I'm not updating until I get THREE more reviews.
I SHALL RETURN! (runs away laughing insanely)
