Hi! Ok, to make up for posting three commercials about characters that nobody wants, (poor them) I will post 4 commercials! Though if I had to bet on popularity, I'd say only one of them would sell very well. (sweatdrop)
Would you like to buy Ishizu Ishtar? Well now's your chance! Buy her for only (insert price)!
She doesn't come with the real Millennium necklace (just image how many villages it would take to mass market the Millennium Items shudder), but we will send you a fool's gold Millennium Necklace. If you're a girl you get a cool necklace! If you're a guy…then you can give it to your girlfriend, mother, or friend-who-is-girl-but-not-a-girlfriend (yet :P) If you don't like Ishizu send her back to us, and we'll send you half-price discount good on any of the Mariks.
Would you consider buying Odion Ishtar? He's only (you know what to put here)! Odion also comes with a free session at Domino City's Tatoo Palor so you can get his tattoo anywhere you want! If you don't like Odion then send him back to us.
Would you like to get to know Shadi better? Then buy him for (don't make me say what should be here)! You will get a wooden Millennium Key for free. Watch out for splinters! If you don't like Shadi send him back to us.
Do you think Marik was cute as a kid? Now you can buy him at any age you want between 4 & 13! He's just (…)! When you buy him, we'll send you one plushie of your choice! Go ahead pick any Yu-Gi-Oh character you want! If you don't want little Marik anymore, then shame on y99u for turning the poor boy out onto the streets!
R&R
I feel writes block coming on so I don't think there will be any commercials any time soon… (sigh) Oh, well you'll read the next chappie when you read the next chappie.
I SHALL RETRUN!
