Sure, we can send you Mai gift-wrapped; as long as you don't mind the holes we've poked so she can breathe. Somehow, I don't think your friend would be too happy with a suffocated Mai, do you?

Sami Ryou's Hikari, I have just one thing to say! (dramatic pause) Are you rich? $250 for a bunch of chibis and $100 for 2 kid Mariks- and you didn't even ask for a plushie for us to send along with him!

Have you ever wanted the Dark Magician or Dark Magician Girl to be real live people? Well, if you have, now's you're chance! Send us the DM or DMG cards and we'll send she/he/them back to you just like we would any of our other purchases, with the card of course. However, since nothing in life is free you have to send us $10 if you want us to make one of these, or if you want both its $5. Depending on which one you get we'll send you a half-price discount for Mahado or Mana when they eventually come out. Enjoy.

Do think the Blue Eyes White Dragon &/or the Red Eyes Black Dragon are cool? Do you wish they were really? Now's you're chance! $10 a piece or $5 together, it's your choice! Don't forget to send us the card though or we can't do anything. :) If you get the BEWD we'll send you a half-price discount for Kisara. Regardless of which dragon you purchase, we'll send you a dragon-to-english dictionary for free so you can understand everything your dragon says!

Do you want to own a real life Duel Monster that wasn't mentioned in our last 2 ads? Well, here's your chance! Send us $50 and the card and we'll send you your new friend! You'll get a dictionary for free if necessary. Unfortunately, we will only bring monster cards to life since our Japan-branch had some…issues…with people who took Dartz a little too seriously.

I hope my break produced something useful.

If you have any special requests, be sure to tell me in your reviews. I want to know because I'm running out of ideas and I don't want inadvertently post commercials for people nobody cares about. (i.e. Dartz) I won't do anyone from the Egyptian Saga because I have yet to barrow it from queen-galux. I'm not going to do them until I see it for myself.

Review please! Let me know who you want!