A/N: Happy New Year! I thought I'd start off the new year by updating my fics- I have resolved to stop procrastinating this year, but I never keep my resolutions.

Dans-girl4ever: I love your story! It's not very realistic, but it's fluffy and I love fluffy Lily/James fics. I would have reviewed, but my computer always freezes when I try to submit reviews.

Stella Blu: Don't be so mean to poor Lily! She won't end up a lonely old hag, she has to marry James and have Harry.

Ourlittlesecret7: Your name's Skye? Cool! I have a friend called Skye, and that's who Morgana's based on, strangely enough. Skye goes to the ball dressed as Elvis, because I just called Skye and asked her what she'd go as if she went to a Halloween ball in the seventies and she said Elvis.

"Evans did what?!" exclaimed Sirius, dropping his books on Remus' head. "Ow, that hurt!"

"Yeah, that's right. She dumped me" said James miserably, reaching for a Butterbeer. "Said it wasn't me, it was someone else."

"Someone else?" said Sirius, looking confused. " I don't mean to sound arrogant, Prongs, but you do realise that the Marauders are the most handsome, popular , intelligent and desirable people at Hogwarts, don't you?" (Remus rolled his eyes and muttered, " Oh, no ,Padfoot, that didn't sound arrogant at all" under his breath, but Sirius pretended not to hear.)

James sighed. "I am aware of that, Padfoot" he said. "And your point is?"

"My point is that most girls dump their boyfriends for someone better looking, or smarter, or more popular, right?"

" Right."

"And there's nobody as handsome and intelligent and popular as us, right?"

" Right."

" So, who would Lily be dumping you for, then?"

James frowned. "I have no idea. The only person who could possibly be more desirable than me is…" All the colour drained out of James' face. " You" he whispered, looking directly at Sirius. " I'LL KILL YOU!" roared James, grabbing a very bewildered Sirius and shoving him roughly against a wall. James pulled out his wand and glared at Sirius. The pair had been best friends since the very first day at Hogwarts, and while there had been a few fights, James never dreamed that Sirius would steal the only girl he had ever loved.

"I trusted you!" spat James. " You know how I feel about Lily."

"Lily?!" exclaimed Sirius. " You think I'm the one Lily dumped you for?"

There was an icy silence as James pointed his wand threateningly at Sirius, who tried not to remember that James had got ninety-six percent on his last Defence Against the Dark Arts exam, and said " Prongs, are you mad? I'm your best friend, and in case you haven't noticed, I have a girlfriend!"

James loosened his grip on Sirius' neck and grinned sheepishly. " Sorry, Padfoot" he said, patting Sirius on the back. "I should've known you'd never do something like that- Wish I knew who did, though." Sirius looked at James thoughtfully. " You know, Prongs, if you really want Lily back, I reckon I might be able to help"

James' jaw dropped. "Are you serious?"

"That's my name, don't wear it out" (A/N: Sorry, couldn't resist)

" This is no time for Sirius jokes!" yelled James, grabbing the front of Sirius' robes and shaking him. " Calm down, Prongs" said Sirius. "Do you want to hear my idea or not?"

"OF COURSE I DO!"

"All right, no need to burst my eardrums."

"Just get on with it!"

" OK, then. You said Lily was really sad when she broke up with you?"

"Yeah"

"So she obviously still loves you, right?"

"I suppose so"

"Which means she'd still get jealous if she saw you with another girl, right?"

James' face lit up. " Padfoot, you're a genius!" he said. "But which other girl?

Sirius frowned. "Well…."

"What?"

"I was thinking I could set you up with one of my cousins"

" Not one of the evil ones!" groaned James. Most of Sirius' female cousins were just as good-looking as Sirius, but half of them were in Slytherin. " I could probably get them to do it if I bribed them or something" said Sirius, ignoring James. " How about Narcissa ?"

"Absolutely not"

" Bellatrix?"

"No!"

" What about Andromeda? She's in Gryffindor"

"Maybe. Got any more?"

Sirius paused. " There is one more, and she's a Gryffindor too" he said. " Her name's Anita."

" Nice name" remarked James. "What's she like?"

"She's a member of your fan club. Need I say more?"

James banged his head on a nearby desk and sighed. "Oh, well, I guess she'll do" he said. " Excellent!" replied Sirius, beaming. " I'll tell her to sit with you at breakfast tomorrow, OK?"

" OK"

" Don't worry, mate, you'll have Lily back in no time!" James' heart leapt. Whoever this Anita was, he could easily put up with her if it meant he could get Lily back.

A/N: I couldn't resist giving myself a little cameo as James' airheaded new girlfriend- even though I'm nothing like her. Still, it'd be fun if I ever make a movie out of this, since I obviously couldn't play Lily.