Kissu Kisshu: Okay, I posted the 2nd chapter sooner than I had recently planned. If those who actually like this story(are there any? O.o) would prefer I post a chapter every week or so, tell me, kay?
KishIchigo Forever: Ya probably all ready got my E-mail, but I'll explain the coupling a lil better at the end of this chapter.
KatanFoX: Arigato! In case you're wonderin', IY will show up around chapter 8... though I am still edgy about continueing with this story 'cause it's done in my old style since this is technically my 2nd story ever. ;-;
Disclaimer: I do not own TMM or SM
Chapter 2
"Why Me! Part one"
A transparent portal appeared in the sky and Kisshu was thrown out of it, landing on a grassy hill in the middle of a park.
"Where am I?" Kisshu wondered as he looked around at the unfamiliar terrain. "Did I make it? Wait a minute! Where's Yusouki... and didn't Blondie and the Mew Mews get transported, too?" Kisshu scratched his head and stood up. "I wonder if I'm even in the right time..." Just as Kisshu turned around to face the portal, a light shot out of it, ramming into him and knocking him down.
"Uuhh, I feel sick," Ichigo said with her eyes closed. "Why is everything spinning?"
"Ko-Koneko-chan!" Kisshu stuttered as he looked down at the cat-girl, who was laying on his stomach. She quickly jolted her head up, despite her dizziness, almost connecting their lips.
"WAAAHH! Too close, too close!" Ichigo screamed as she tried to get up only to be pulled back down by Kisshu.
"Aren't I lucky? I get to spend time with my favorite little kitty," Kisshu laughed as he went to kiss her.
"Let me go you pervert!"
"Uh uh, now that I have ya, you really think I'm going to let you go?"
Kisshu pulled Ichigo closer, tightening his grip as the cat girl tried to push herself away. Unsuccessful, she found herself only getting closer, unable to release herself from Kisshu's grip once more. Ichigo tightly closed her eyes when she felt Kisshu's breath across her lips.
This is it! She thought. He's going to kiss me... Why me!
"Hey! What's going on here?" A girl, with raven black hair and a miko outfit on, questioned.
"Huh? Who are you?" Kisshu asked, still holding Ichigo just as tight.
"My name's Rei, as if it's of any importance to you!"
"Weeeelll, Rei... Could you leave us alone? We're a little busy right now."
Rei walked over towards Kisshu and Ichigo, stopping right beside them. "Sorry, I'm not going anywhere until you release that girl."
"Oh? And what if I don't want to?" Kisshu inquired, now showing his fangs. Another girl, with brown hair and green eyes, walked out from behind a tall bush and stopped beside Rei.
"'Cause if ya don't... I'll introduce you to my fist," The brown haired girl stated, clenching her fist.
"Oh, like I'm afraid of a human," Kisshu said in a calm, but annoyed voice before almost being punched in the face. Kisshu teleported at just the last moment, letting Ichigo go; The tree's back now shattered.
"Makoto, try to avoid the trees!" Rei scolded.
Kisshu, now floating in the sky again, stared down in awe at the two girls. He couldn't believe he was almost punched... by a human. Of course he had been before, but the Mew Mews were an exception, they were different. So he had come to a conclusion... these girls weren't normal humans either.
"Hey! Just who or what are you, really!" Kisshu yelled as Rei helped Ichigo up. Rei turned around and shouted back, "We should be the one's asking that question."
Kisshu became rather annoyed by that statement, but quickly calmed down. At least they weren't a couple of guys or else he would have instantly sliced them in two. Besides, he knew Ichigo would eventually run back to him... that is... if she ever wanted to leave this place.
"Heh, fine. My name's Kisshu and I'm an alien."
"Kiss you? Why would I want to?" Rei asked curiously.
"Hey!" Kisshu yelled as Ichigo started to giggle at the obvious name change that she thought suited him. "What are you laughing at, Koneko-chan!"
"So your name's Koneko?" Makoto questioned.
"Huh? Uh-uh, I'm Mew Ichigo and that idiot up there got us stuck here. I have no clue where the rest of my friends are," Ichigo replied.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! It wasn't me! Blondie was the one to knock me into Yusouki if you don't remember!" Kisshu pointed out. I was so close, too! To think if that Ryou guy wouldn't have messed it up, I could be lovin' on Ichigo by now.
Kisshu started to mumble his complaints while still hovering in the sky.
"Uhh, what's the matter with your stalker?" Makoto asked, now watching the alien, who appeared to be arguing with himself as well as stomping his feet in the air; his fist clenched.
Ichigo shivered and said, "You don't want to know."
Maybe I could still make this work! Kisshu stated to himself. If I find Yusouki, I could try to transport myself to the right time. Yeah! That's what I'll do! "AND THIS TIME I'LL SUCCED! HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!"
"He's scarier than I thought," Rei said. All three girl's eyes were as wide as saucers as they watched the insane alien change from maniacal laughter to starry eyes. Most liking thinking of Ichigo being his girlfriend.
"Heey, Mew Ichigo... what's he thinking of now? I think I liked it better when he was mumbling to himself," Rei stated as she and Makoto looked over at the cat-girl, whose face was now solid red.
"Uh, like I said before... You don't want to know," Ichigo replied.
"PUDDING! You get back here right now!" Mint shouted, running after the young monkey girl, who apparently found interest in the new surroundings.
"What's that? And that and that!" Pudding asked, jumping from area to area, Mint far behind.
"Pud-ding, halt... right... nooow!" Mint stopped, out of breath, just as she turned a corner on the street. Pudding was climbing light posts, guardrails and just about anything else that was in her way. "Why won't she hold still!"
"Mint onee-chan, lookie, lookie!"
"What now?" Mint sighed as she sit down on the side walk, resting her head on the building behind her. Glad she could finally relax.
"Pudding found friends, na no da!"
"Good for you... WHAT!" Mint gasped as she opened her eyes.
"Hi! I'm Minako!" A blond haired girl replied.
"And I'm Usagi!" Another blond girl, with meat ball hair, stated. "Hello!"
"Friends!" The three girls shouted in a hyper tone.
Oh no! Not more crazy girls! Mint said to herself. Why me!"
"Hey, wanna get an Ice Cream?" Usagi asked.
"That sounds like a great idea," Minako added; stars now in her eyes.
"Ice cream! Ice cream! ICE CREAM! YAY!" Pudding shouted happily.
As the three girls were about to run off, Mint grabbed a hold of Pudding's shirt collar. "No way, Pudding!" Mint said. "We are supposed to be looking for our friends and I'm not going to start running after you again!"
"But... Pudding... wants... ice cream," Pudding cried, now making huge, sad, puppy dog eyes. Minako and Usagi started to spout tears from their eyes.
"How can you be so mean!" Serena whined.
"Yeah, and to a little kid, too," Minako added, still crying.
"Waaaaah, I-sniff-want ice-sniff-cream-sniff sniff," Pudding continued.
Why did I have to get stuck with this little brat? "Fine, but after you get your ice cream, we're going to look for our friends. Understand?"
"Yay! Pudding gets ice cream, na no da!"
Before Mint could say another word, she found herself running back and forth once again, trying to keep up with the insanely hyper monkey, whose energy seemed fueled by the sugar. Minako and Usagi were not helping for they, too, were running around, unable to be stopped.
"I'm half way tempted to just leave you here, Pudding," Mint shouted, shaking her fist.
"Hey, Zakuro?" Lettuce began, hoping to break the silence that had followed them since their landing.
"Hmm?" Zakuro murmured.
"I uh, well, do you think we're in the same time or world as our friends?"
"I don't know... we just have to hope."
"Yeah, and I hope everyone's all right. Knowing Ichigo's luck, she's probably stuck with Kisshu. Huh!" Lettuce stared off into the distance where a guy with purple hair was walking.
"Lettuce, what's wrong?" Zakuro calmly questioned.
"It can't be!" Lettuce, ignoring Zakuro's question, started to run after the man; Zakuro close behind her.
"Lettuce, what's going on?"
Again, no answer. Lettuce ran through an open ally where the man had gone. Once out, she noticed him starting down some steps. "Pai!" She shouted, grabbing his shoulder. Surprised, Pai jerked around, accidentally connecting his and Lettuce's lips; Zakuro stared in awe. "Uhnn," Lettuce squeaked from shock; her heart racing a mile per minute.
"Is there something going on between you two that I should know about?" Zakuro asked. Lettuce and Pai, now fully embarrassed, jerked away. "Because it seemed you two really enjoyed that kiss."
Lettuce's face turned completely red and she buried it into her hands; back turned to Pai, whose face was also showing a slight sign of blush... though he stayed silent.
"Pai, you're blushing," Zakuro stated plainly.
"I don't blush," Pai replied.
"You are now."
"No I'm not."
"Yes, you are."
"Am not!" Pai shouted, now getting annoyed, face even redder... if possible for him.
"Whatever you say," Zakuro replied sarcastically.
"I'm not fighting with you... It's pointless."
Lettuce, hearing none of this, still had her back turned towards Zakuro and Pai. OMG! Me... and Pai... we just... kissed! Aah! I'm so embarrassed. Lettuce thought to herself. "Why do I always embarrass myself so bad? Why me!
"Heheheh, are you two going to kiss any more?" A young girl, with pink hair, asked Lettuce and Pai.
"Chibi Usa! That was rude!" A blue haired girl scolded, walking up beside the smaller girl; Lettuce now conscious of the outside world again.
"Aww, Ami, I was just joking with them... though the kiss was cute."
"Err, I'm leaving," Pai stated.
"Huh? No, wait Pai!" Lettuce exclaimed; still blushing. "I... uh... still have to talk... with you."
Kissu Kisshu: Here are the pairings, just explained a lil better.
Ichigo x Masaya(Just one scene)
Ichigo x Ryou(A few scenes)
Ichigo x Kish(Mostly -;; )
Ryou x Lettuce x Pai
Tart x Pudding(Last chapter)
I wanted to add some Zakuro x Pai but I couldn't fit it in. ;- ;
Kish pops up outta nowhere
Kish: It's not like he likes her anyways.
Kissu Kisshu: Heheheh, are you sure about that? Sneeks into Pai's room and returns with pictures of Zakuro See! I found 'em in his drawer!
Kish: Ya know... that's kinda disturbing! O.o
Kissu Kisshu: Oh? How bout we see what's in your room? (
Kish: Aah! No! I'll be quiet! O.O
Kissu Kisshu: Kay, now this concludes chapter 2!