Later, Yoda was in a huddle.
"Obi-Wan, run a post pattern to the left, I want you to, okay. And sweetie.." he turned to Padme.
"Yeah, I know, go long. Y'know, it's like all I'm doing is running back and forth from the huddle." Padme sighed.
"Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?" Yoda suggested.
"Can I see that for a second." Padme asked, pointing to the ball.
"Yeah." Yoda handed her the ball which Padme took and bounced off his forehead. Obi-Wan caught the re-bound.
"Okay. Hut! Hike!" Yoda cried, trying to ignore what had just happened. Obi-Wan and Padme jumped to their feet and Obi-Wan ran around behind Yoda, who pitched him the ball. Then he ran upfield, and Anakin knocked the ball out of his hands.
"Fumble!" Anakin shouted before starting to return the fumble. Obi-Wan grabbed Anakin's outer tunic and ripped it off his back.
"What the hell's the matter with you! This is my favourite tunic!" Anakin cried, holding up the two halves of his tunic.
"Well now you have two. Hey, I am good at math." Obi-Wan said in delight.
"All right, that's it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself." Anakin snapped.
"Hey! Well, I've been preparing for that my entire life! Or something about you that's mean!" Obi-Wan retaliated.
"All right, come on guys," Mace interupted. "Let's go! Tie score, and we're runnin' out of time. Forty-two! Thirty-eight! Hike!"
He threw the ball to Jar Jar just as the timer buzzed.
"Oh messa got it!" Jar Jar cried catching the ball, along with hit ear. "Oh! Broken ear! Ow!"
"JJ, run!" Anakin yelled.
"Run, Jar Jar, run!" Mace called.
Jar Jar ran and scored a touchdown.
"Touchdown! Touchdown!" Jar Jar cried, jumping up and down and flapping his huge ears.
"Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesn't count." Yoda interupted.
"After the snap!" Mace corrected.
"Before the snap!" Yoda yelled
"After!" Anakin cried.
"Before!" Obi-Wan joined in.
"Now, does it really matter?" Padme asked.
"Yes!" They all shouted at her and she backed away with her hands infront of her.
"Well, okey-day, messa made a touchdown. It was messen first touchdown. So?"
"Oh JJ, that's great. Count it does not."
"Does so count!"
"Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater." Yoda cried.
"Oh my God!" Jar Jar exclaimed in shock and annoyance.
"Y'know what, that's fine, maybe you haven't grown up, but I have." Mace replied casually.
"Oh-ho, okay." Yoda said sarcastically.
"Dead leg!" Mace yelled, kicking Yoda's thigh.
"Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, fine, fine! All right, wanna win by cheating, you do, go ahead, all right. Jar Jar the touchdown does count, you win." Yoda moaned, holding his leg.
"Woo-yay!" Jar Jar began jumping up and down again.
"No! Listen, I'm not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you can't blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or anything else. Let's just call this, tie score and it's halftime."
"Okay, first of all, play with cheaters, I don't, and second of all, you know I had a bad leg!
"Y'know what? I'll think you'll play." Mace replied casually again.
"Oh really! Why is that?" Yoda asked.