Kissu Kisshu: Yay! So many reviews for ch. 8 (Passes out cookies for all those who reviewed!) Thanks to KatanaFoX, Erin Moon, Mew Ravenand Mew Cerry, Kishlover123, Stantonluver, and ficfan3484:)

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Stantonluver: Heh, sorry. This story I guess was meant ta be a little less serious(except during the battle scences). I am working on other stories at the moment that are a little more romantic... but I always liked the comedy in Kish's and Ichigo's relationship.

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Chapter 9

'A Catastrophe!'

"Jeez, where is everyone?" a girl with raven black hair, and a green and white, sailor uniform on, asked aloud. She stopped and got off her pink bike and leaned it against a tree. Her yellow back pack, full of food and and medical supplies, was laid next to the shiny, though beaten up, bike. "I leave for a few hours and everyone scatters... ARGH! InuYasha, wait till I get a hold of you!"

Not paying attention to where she was pacing, Kagome tripped and found herself plummeting down a hill. Closing her eyes, the raven haired girl felt someone catch her. Instantly she heard an annoying voice cry out,

"Lord Sesshomaru! Why did you?"

S-Sesshomaru? Uh-oh, Kagome said to herself as her eyes darted open. Sure enough, the dog demon, InuYasha's brother, was standing there. This would be a horrible time for InuYasha to show up and with how luck would have it, he did. The silver haired half demon just stood there, dumbstruck. He stared on at the surprising sight of Sesshomaru holding Kagome. If possible, InuYasha's mouth was hung to the ground.

"Kagome, you TRAITOR!"

"N-no, InuYasha! It's not what it looks like."

"Yeah, right! If you prefer to be with the enemy, then fine! I'm leaving!"

"InuYasha, quit being so arrogant!" Kagome shouted after the fleeing dog boy. She was too riled up to even think of 'sitting' him. Then remembering where she was, Kagome nervously laughed, as she looked back over at Sesshomaru, then darted back up the hill. Sesshomaru decided it was not of any importance whether he killed her or not, so he walked on down the dirt path. Jaken and Rin continued to follow him obediently as they continued their journey.


Ichigo and Kisshu were still trying desperately to escape the enraged villagers, who were now throwing anything and everything at the alien boy and cat girl. Kisshu lifted his hand up into the air, catching an apple.

"Hey, this isn't too bad," Kisshu said with a joking smile. "It's an easy way to get lunch!"

"This is hardly the time to joke, Kisshu!" Ichigo shouted.

"All right. All right. Hey I have an idea!" Kisshu quickly grabbed Ichigo by the waist. "Hold on!"

"Wha-What are you doing?" she shouted nervously. Without another word, Kisshu teleported them both to a different area. All the villagers stopped, wide eyed, and dropped all of their tools at the exact same time.

"They vanished!" a villager shouted.

"It's the work of black magic I tell ya!" another villager called out.

(Kisshu and Ichigo)

Kisshu phased himself and Ichigo into a dark forest, though because of some light shinning down from the tree tops, they were still able to see well enough to barely move around. Ichigo, sometime during the trip to the forest, clenched a hold of Kisshu's neck. The alien boy still had a hold of the cat girls waist so it made for a very interesting pose.

"Are... we... there yet?" Ichigo slowly asked.

"Uh huh, but you can still hold on to me," Kisshu replied with a smug little smile across his face.

Ichigo quickly opened her eyes. "Wuuuaaaaah Nyaaaaa!" the cat girl pulled away from the alien boy and backed up against a tree. Face bright red. OMG! I was just hugging Kisshu... kinda... AAHH!

"Uhm, I think we should start to look for a way out of this forest," Kisshu stated as he looked around. "Who knows what's in here. Possibly a demon or a ghost."

"A ga-ga-GHOST!" A slimy creature slid across Ichigo's boot as a breathe of cold air hit her on the back of the neck. "WAAAAAHH!" she screamed, grabbing a hold of Kisshu by the waist, knocking them both down.

"Ichigo?" I could get used to this, Kisshu smiled contently.

"I HATE ghosts!" Ichigo cried, tightening her grip around Kisshu's waist.

"Owowowowowowow! OWW!" Okay... maybe not this part!

Ichigo suddenly felt something float across her back. Jumping up, the cat girl screamed and started running. She didn't know where... and she really didn't care at the moment. All she wanted was to get out of the forest.

"Aah, Koneko-chan!" Kisshu yelled, jumping up. "You'll get lost!"

But it was too late. Ichigo was now out of view and Kisshu had to start looking for her. He started down the path where he had last seen her.


"Sorry for passing out on both of you," Lettuce expressed sadly. The green haired girl looked up at the ever-so-distant Pai and trailed over to the handsome Ryou. Great, now I've kissed them both. It's so embarrassing.

"Uumm, why is your face all red?" the small fox boy asked.

"UH?"

Pai turned around and walked over to the others, his arms still crossed. "Are you two done wasting my time?" he said coldly. "This is the best time to attack and restrain the kirema anima."

Ryou's head darted up towards Pai and asked, "Why?"

"It has used up too much energy traveling from area to area. Right now it has next to no energy, but if we continue to waste time, then the kirema anima will regain its lost power and then some. By my calculations, we have till morning."

"MORNING?" Lettuce and Ryou shouted at once.

"We better start searching now," Ryou stated.

"Uh! Uh huh!" Lettuce agreed.

An hour went by and Pai, Lettuce and Kilala were of no help either, but they were nice enough to help. Ryou stopped all of a sudden, without warning, claiming that he had heard screaming. Before anyone could say a word, the blond boy had started towards that area.

Reaching the edge of the forest, Ryou saw a figure in the darkness, racing towards him. Before he could get out of the way, the figure ran right into him; revealing it's self to be Ichigo. Her eyes grew wide as she found herself accidentally kissing Ryou; due to the fall. Kisshu made his way out of the forest about this time, shocked. He was even more surprised to see a pink light surround Ichigo as she transformed into a small black kitten.

"Wha-What just happened?" Kisshu asked before grabbing the cute kitten on Ryou's chest.

"You didn't know?" Ryou asked, sitting up. "Ichigo transforms into a cat when ever she's kissed or when she gets too excited."

Kisshu looked directly at the cat. "Now there's more of a reason to call you 'kitten', hmm?" Kisshu chuckled.

"HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!" (How 'bout I claw your eyes out!)

Kisshu then looked back down at Ryou and asked, "Okay, now how do I turn her back?"

"Another kiss turns her back to normal," Ryou replied hesitantly.

"Yay! That's easy!"

Kisshu leaned towards Ichigo as he prepared his kiss. Ichigo hissed at him again, then pressed her paw up against his face, pushing him back. She quickly clawed his hand, causing him to drop her, and she ran off into the forest.

"Wait, Ichigo! It's dangerous as a cat!"

Ryou jumped up, and both he and Kisshu ran towards the forest after the annoyed cat. Ichigo quickly made it to the middle of the forest. Out of breathe, she sat down at the base of one of the trees and sighed... unknowing of the demon lurking behind her. It quickly lunged at her, hoping for an easy meal. Though today wasn't its lucky day. InuYasha appeared, quickly grabbing the kitten and slicing up the demon. As the dog boy was about to turn around, he tripped on a tree root.

Tumbling down, he found himself on the ground. The cat on top of him, thrown into a kiss. Kagome walked into the area of the forest, where InuYasha is, just after Ichigo had transformed; finding a girl on top of him and kissing him... Ichigo hastily drew away. Her face bright red.

"Kagome! It's not what it looks like!" InuYasha shouted out.

"InuYasha... SIT BOY!"

"AAAHH!"

About this time, Ryou and Kisshu, along with Zakuro, Mint, Venus, Miroku, Lettuce Pai, Kilala and Shippo appeared. Ryou and Kisshu had spotted Zakuro, Mint, Venus and the unconscious monk while they were looking for Ichigo. Lettuce and Pai had been looking for Ryou, since he ran off all of a sudden. Shippo and Kilala just decided to follow.

Every one stared on in amazement at the spot where InuYasha had been. Now a hole shaped like the dog bog was all that was visible from their standing.

"Umm, okay. I don't wanna know," Kisshu said, moving his attention back towards Ichigo. Both sad and glad she was in human form. "Aww, I was really looking forward to that kiss. Hey, how come you never transform when I kiss ya?"

"I-I don't know," Ichigo replied. "Maybe it has something to do with you being an alien."

"You're a cat?" Kagome asked Ichigo.

"I'll explain everything that happened." Ichigo sighed, then told Kagome about the transformation and the whole thing with InuYasha was a complete accident. Kagome apologized and also explained about the necklace InuYasha was wearing.

"Woah, I could use a couple of those," Ichigo stated, glaring at Kisshu and Ryou. They both took a step back. Ichigo then averted her gaze towards Mint. "Maybe three."

"Don't even think about it, Ichigo," Mint said rudely. "As if I would fall below a commoner like yourself."

Pai interrupted, before Ichigo could kill Mint, and quickly explained the situation. Now they were off again. At the forest's edge, they saw Mercury, Mars and Sailor Moon. Pai walked over to Mercury.

"May I see your computer?"

"Uh, yeah, but where is Ichigo and Kisshu?" Everyone looked around.

"They're gone," Zakuro stated.

"I bet Kisshu is the cause of this!" Mint yelled.

"We have no time to worry about them," Pai announced. "I have located the kirema anima and we must act quickly."

"But... we can't leave Ichigo with... Kisshu!"

"From what I have seen, she can take care of herself."

"Fiiinee," Everyone said slowly and sadly. Pai teleported everyone to their destination. Ichigo on the other had, had thought she had seen another ghost, while in the forest. The cat girl ran towards the opposite direction as the others and Kisshu was the only one to notice. The pink haired girl and alien boy found themselves outside the other end of the forest.

"Jeez, you can sure run, Koneko-chan," Kisshu smirked.

"Oh no, we're separated from the others again!" Ichigo exclaimed. Kisshu smiled mischievously, then grabbed a hold of Ichigo's arms, pushing her down to the ground.

"I don't have a problem with that... Do you?"

"WAAAUUH!"

"Come on, we're alone, so why not have some fun?"

"NO!"

Kisshu disregarded everything Ichigo said. He leaned his head down as he prepared for his kiss. He stopped for a moment. "Lets... continue from last night... and add some tongue... okay?" Ichigo gasped, but quickly closed her mouth.

Great! Now who's going to get me out of this one?

Kisshu moved the cat girl's arms so they were on her stomach and the alien boy laid against them so she couldn't move her arms or hands at all and he would have his hands free. The alien crossed his legs over hers so she couldn't kick him. He moved his hand up to her nose and pinched it closed. His other hand he used to hold her face still.

"Now, if you wanna breathe, you have ta open you mouth."

Ichigo squeaked as her face turned red. It didn't take long for her mouth to fling open, gasping for air. Kisshu quickly darted for the opening, but stopped when he heard something coming towards him. Opening his eyes, he noticed a huge boomerang. Quickly, he teleported away before it could hit him. He looked to where it had come from and noticed a brown haired girl glaring at him.

"Hahahaah, ya missed," he laughed. The boomerang turned and headed back to its owner. Kisshu, unluckily, was in the way. He soon found himself spinning all across the area. Sango, followed by Sailor Jupiter, ran over towards Ichigo. The boomerang fell to the ground and Kisshu stumbled up, as he tried to walk.

"Sailor Jupiter! I'm so glad to see you!" Ichigo cried out.

"Hey, Sango was the one to spot you," Jupiter stated. "And just in the nick of time, I see."

"T-thank you, Sango!" Ichigo smiled.

"No problem," Sango replied. "I know how to deal with perverts."

Meanwhile, Pai had snapped some kind of device, that acted like a leash, on Yusouki. Everyone had to wait until morning before going home. Kagome had mentioned Kaede and how she'd probably agree to let them stay the night. Pai teleported everyone there, and to their surprise, Sango, Jupiter, Ichigo, and a very annoyed Kisshu were waiting for them.

"Hey everyone!" Sango smiled. "I had a feeling you'd all come her. Oh, and Kaede wanted me to tell you, she had to go to another village to help banish some demons.

"All right. Well, it looks like we have a full house tonight," Kagome averred. Everyone nodded in agreement.

A couple hours later, everyone was in their sleeping positions. The Sailor scouts all slept on the left side of the room, the guys in middle of the room, except Pai and Ryou, who stayed outside, and everyone else on the right. Yusouki was closer to the left. Ichigo, who had been in a deep sleep, all of a sudden woke up. Still drowsy, she rubbed her eyes and looked over at Yusouki; who was glowing.

"Whaa?" She said lazily. Within a flash of light, it and the Sailor Scouts vanished. "UH? EVERYONE, WAKE UP! We have a problem!"