Back at the Jedi team, they had switched at last. Sabe came over when she saw.
"The game is over, we eat now?" she asked.
"No-no-no-no, the game's not over, we're just switching teams." Obi-Wan explained as Anakin joined him.
"Yeah, Obi-Wan finds me so intimdating that it's better if we're on the same team." he said with a sly grin on his face.
"Right. Okay, let's play. Let's go." Yoda called
"No ah, hold on a second Ani, where do Nubian people come from?" Obi-Wan asked,and this time he had a sly grin on his face.
"Ah well, the ah, Endor Nubians, come from Endor." Anakin replied, silently cursing Obi-Wan.
"And the other ah, Nubian people, they come from somewhere near Tatooine right?" Obi-Wan continued, the smile growing.
"Nice try." Anakin exclaimed. He turned to Sabe "See Tatooine is where I grew up and it's no where near where Nubians come from. The closest thing to it is Naboo.
"Oh, my." Sabe exclaimed.
"Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Play some ball, can we guys." Yoda interupted.
"Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-I'm not playing with this guy, now." Anakin sulked.
"Fine with me." Obi-Wan stated.
"Okay, y'know what, cut to the chase here, shall we. Okay? Sabe, which of my boys do you like?" Yoda turned to Sabe.
"What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? " Anakin and Obi-Wan exclaimed together.
"Which do I like?" Sabe repeated as though she wasn't sure she had heard right.
"Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment..." Yoda prompted.
"Well, if I had to chose right now, which by the way I find really weird, I would have to say, Obi-Wan."
"Yes!" Obi-Wan cried, punching the air with his fist.
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didn't understand the question." Anakin protested.
"Well why don't you get you wife to explain it to her!" Obi-Wan teased.
"I'm sorry, Anakin, that is my chose." Sabe said.
"You hear that! That is her chose, mister I'll let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!" Obi-Wan exclaimed, doing a mini-wave.
"I'm now thinking I would like to change my answer to, no one." Sabe said
"Wh-what?" Obi-Wan froze, mid-wave.
"I now find you shallow and um, a dork. All right, bye." she said, turning and leaving, but as she got to the gate she noticed Padme.
"Padme, good luck with those two!" she yelled before walking off.
"Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex." Anakin snapped at Obi-Wan.
"Y'know what, it doesn't matter, 'cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!" Obi-Wan taunted.
"Breakthroughs for therapy, save it, okay. The clock is ticking. Have no time, and losing, we are, losing to Nubians!"
"We're not gonna lose to Nubians!" Obi-Wan exclaimed.
"It's 42-21!" Yoda snapped back.
"This sucks, I was just up by that much!" Anakin moaned.
"Are we playing force-ball or what? Come on you hairy-backed Wookies!" Mace yelled.