Hey guys, sorry it took so long for me to update, I've had a lot to do, so read away!
Of course instead of going to the office Yusuke went on the roof of the school building to smoke. (I hear that smoking is really addictive!)
"Geez, I can never catch a break around here!" he exclaimed as he lit a match, put it up to his cigarette and threw it away.
"Smoking is a really bad habit Yusuke." Kurama said as he walked over to his friend.
"I didn't know you skipped too fox, what's up?" Yusuke asked.
"Koenma's called for our help, someone's robbed his fathers vault again." Kurama replied.
"So where's three-eyes and Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked.
"Kuwabara is sick, so Yukina is taking care of them, so of course Hiei is watching over them, he doesn't want anything to 'happen' to Yukina." Kurama chuckled.
"Guess it's just you and me then, come on let's go." Yusuke said, and with that the two left the building.
When they got to the park Kurama stopped, and looked around. "What's there?" Yusuke asked.
"'Who's there' Yusuke, and I'm sensing the banshees' aura somewhere around us…" Kurama's voice trailed off.
"No stuff! So where is it, is it strong?" Yusuke demanded.
"Of course I'm strong cutie!" a voice called out from no where.
"Show yourself!" Kurama exclaimed.
"Don't talk to me you demon traitor, you're not my father, he wouldn't be so weak and stupid as to take a human body!" Danzy exclaimed.
"I never said I was your father though." Kurama sweat dropped.
"Shut up! You're gonna get it now!" and with that she jumped out of the tree and landed face first in front of Yusuke and Kurama.
"Hey kid get outta here, we're lookin' for a thief." Yusuke said.
Danzy jumped to her feet, "You fool! I am that thief that you seek, now die!" she exclaimed as she pounced on to Yusuke.
"Get offa me!" he exclaimed as he fell to the floor, "Help me out Kurama!"
"No! No one can save you; I'll kill you before then!" Danzy exclaimed as she scratched at Yusuke wildly, then Kurama picked her up by her foot and then sniffed her.
"What are you doing, does she have the stuff?" Yusuke asked.
Kurama dropped Danzy, "I'm sorry about all this, young miss could you please tell us where you put those items you stole? We're very busy young men." Kurama said.
"Never! I hate you I hate you I hate you!" Danzy exclaimed stamping her feet.
"Where'd you put the stuff kid?" Yusuke asked as picked her up by her hair.
"It's in the tree." She pointed miserably at one of the trees above them and Yusuke went to retrieve the stolen items.
"Your name is Danzy isn't it?" Kurama asked as he knelt down next to the sullen young banshee.
"I don't care, that lady said that you'd be here, then Hiei told me he knew where you were, but when I found you….sniff you weren't who I thought you'd be!" she sobbed uncontrollably and fell into Kurama's arms.
"What lady?" Yusuke asked as he rummaged through a bag.
"She told me that she had had the night of her life with the dangerous and ever so handsome Yoko Kurama." Danzy started, and Kurama blushed. "But she said it was only a one night thing and you were gone the next morning, and you took her shiniest necklace with you."
"Whoa, I didn't know you slept around when you were a demon." Yusuke smiled.
"Yes, I guess I was quite the play boy in my day." Kurama sighed. "Well let's go, you're under arrest." Kurama said pulling Danzy up by her wrist.
"Wait!" she exclaimed.
"Yeah, here's the warrant for your arrest, so we're just gonna take you in now." Yusuke replied.
"But-But!" Danzy panicked.
"You'll probably be sentenced to 20,000 years in limbo, it'll be a terrible fate for you." Kurama started.
"And there will be ugly male stripers that try to take off you cloths, I get the chills just thinking about it." Yusuke went on.
"But! I don't wanna go to limbo with ugly guys for 20,000 years!" Danzy exclaimed.
Then Kurama let her go, "If you can find that woman, then I'll take the heat for everything, understand?" Kurama asked.
Danzy nodded with tears in her eyes, then dashed off.
"That was easy." Yusuke said.
"Did she have everything?" Kurama asked, as he went over to peer into the bag.
"Yep, she sure was strange though." Yusuke replied.
There was silence as the wind blew, "Now what do we do?" Kurama asked.
"…" Yusuke was thinking. "You wanna play with this stuff?" he asked.
"Sure." Kurama replied.
Yusuke pulled out an egg shaped blue crystal. "This'll make a pretty good foot ball." Yusuke said as he looked the ball up and down.
"I'll go long." Kurama said, then he started running and Yusuke threw the ball. "Hey, I caught it." Kurama smiled, but then Yusuke tackled him. The boys stared at each other.
"This is kind of weird…" Yusuke started.
"You don't like being on top?" Kurama asked raising an eyebrow.
"You sicko!" Yusuke exclaimed as he and Kurama rolled over.
"Never thought it would end up like this…" Kurama said softly, Yusuke blushed, then pushed Kurama off of him and got on his feet, "Like what!" brushing leaves off himself.
"You know." Kurama purred as he tackled Yusuke to the ground, and the boys were on top of each other again.
"If you're trying to tempt me it's not working." Yusuke lied.
"I know you've always wondered, who it is…" Kurama whispered into Yusuke's ear.
"S-So what…?" Yusuke replied.
Then Kurama went in for a soft kiss and the boys wrestled, kissed, moaned and tugged at each other in the grass of the park.