Me: I do NOT own Naruto. But I wish I owned Gaara.

Prologe

'Why am I here?'

'Why can't somebody else find the dobe?'

'He shouldn't have run of anyway! It's not like I meant anything by that...'

'I bet he's already at his house laughing at me!'

'I'm gonna kil- what was that?'

Sasuke turned around, kunai ready as he scanned the area. The forest was eerily quiet. Not even birds were heard. Around him was nothing but trees... and bushes, but mostly trees. He relaxed slightly, resting his weapon against its holster until the eerie sound echoed through the forest again.

AWOOOOOooooOOOOOO

Sasuke all but jumped, and whipped around again. It seemed like the noise was coming from behind him. 'Che... Mabye the dobe came to try to scare me...'

He heard a rustle behind him and twig snap. Ok, so maybe he was a little freaked. He moved his head just enough to see over his shoulder, but before he could see whatever it was it moved from his vision. Sasuke's grip tightened on his kunai... but he couldn't move.

'I can't attack! What if its Naruto? Wait- why do I care about that idiot?

The rustle of cloth signaled that the offending figure had moved closer. What was he supposed to do? A rough gloved hand snaked it's way over his mouth and Sasuke waited to feel the sharp jab of a blade in his throat or side. There was none. The warm sensation of breath across his neck sent shivers down Sasuke's back, that didn't feel nice. A sharp pain in his head and the world went black, but not before hearing the stern whisper and sigh from his attacker.

"Time for one of life's many lessons..."