Heyzee again! Soz for not updating for such a long time….i went on this ultra long holiday to phuket, L.A., Las Vegas, japan….it was so wicked…anyway I went to Disneyland…and I think I may have seen Kevin clark….but its like an ultraly impossible thing…probably just some hot blonde guy with great dress sense…but anyway…it inspired me to write some fluff about Disneyland…which evolved into a longer cuter fluff including lil kids (lil kids are real babe magnets…its just so cute to see guys playing wif like their young sibs and stuff…its so cute!) so ive decided to put Disneyland plus kids plus two week holiday of bonding time in this….good idea? Anyway…yea….soz for not updating…really sorry….anyway…u noe what I was thinking would be weird….if peeps who acted in SOR like read the fanfiction….wouldnt it b weird reading about themselves with other people they worked with…I mean seriously…its like reading about a relationship btw u and ur like classmate…..anyway, oh! U noe…I think Kevin clark and Miranda cosgrove have like like 5 or 4 years in real life btw them…which is just so whacked….shes in like elementary or middle skool and his like in high skool…which is weird….anyway…on with the story….this is funni, trust me…
Disclaimer: Like I said, I don't own anything, I also don't own the two quotes and my ex-classmate's last name. and rite now im broke frm all that nachos….
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Chapter 2: The Zack Master
"The only reason you guys love each other, is because you hate each other…" Marta continued with a growing smirk on her face. Freddy and Summer were even more confused than before.
"Wait a minute, hold up girl," Tomika said, "you got it all wrong. The only reason they hate each other is because they love each other!" She finished. While Marta's frown of confusion turned into an "O" of agreement, our two blood enemies were still clueless.
"How can we hate each other because we love each other? Hate and love are two completely different things!" Summer retorted loudly. Freddy seemed to agree.
"Ahh…the line between love and hate are very thin…" Frankie said sounding like he just told them the meaning of life.
"Uh…Frankie? NOT HELPING!" Freddy said frustrated.
"And its 'is' very thin…" Who else but Summer, "But anyway, what is it that makes us hate each other? This is getting even more confusing!"
"Let me try," cut in Katie, "you guys actually love each other, but because of that, you guys hate each other." Confusion was still written over the two faces. It was just one of those things that are easily understood, but hard to explain. Suddenly the old grandmother (get it? Grandfather? Grandmother?) clock chimed six times dramatically. It was time to go home.
"Oh shoot! I have to be at Tae-Kwan-Do in two minutes! Urgh, I really hate to leave! This hate-love thing is really chewing on me…" Summer spit out in a second while gathering up her things. She rushed out in a blur before anybody knew what was going on. Suddenly, other people started recovering from Summer's quick disappearance and started realizing that they had places to go too. Soon all the band members left, until only Zack, Freddy and Dewey were left in the suddenly quiet apartment.
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"Freddy! We've been working at this single math problem for what? 3 hours now? Hey dude! I know you ain't good at this stuff, but I also know you're not THIS bad…" Zack almost screamed frustrated. Zack had been tutoring Freddy for the most of the school year so far. It solved parental problems for both of them. Zack didn't have to face his parents for as much time, and Freddy's parents got off his back as long as he kept his GPA higher than a 2.5. After Zack started tutoring, Freddy even had a chance at honour roll.
"I'm sorry dude! Seriously, I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm completely sure I took my meds. Summer made sure I did." Freddy said also frustrated. Though he didn't act it, Freddy actually cared for his schoolwork. Not only because having a good GPA kept his parents' mouth closed, but Freddy also knew that one day he would fall in love and get married (A/N: read on, you'll understand). He figured that if he stayed dumb, he wouldn't make enough money to make the special "her" happy. He was actually quite a weirded out romantic.
"Well kids! I think that's enough studying then. You guys can leave, so I can go on my hot date, and then bring my hot date back, and dot dot dot#." Dewey was still into Ms. Mullins even after 3 years. The kids knew they would get married sometime, but also knew that that sometime wasn't gonna be anytime soon. Their romance was being dragged along literally by a very slow and old snail.
"Come on Dewey! You never bring her here anyway. You always say you're going to, but then you chicken out cause you think that your place is too dirty, and then you end going to her place anyway and dot dot doting." Freddy said like he had said it a million times.
"Freddy? Did you just pull a Summer lecture on me? Oh my god! The kids WERE right. Dude, you're even talking like her…" Dewey retorted astonished. Zack seemed to stifle a laugh.
"Hey! You knew about that? How come you understand and I don't!"
"Freddy, I was in the kitchen, which isn't far from here. And just because I'm an adult doesn't mean I'm stupid. And wait a minute, HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE DOT DOT DOTING! DID I EVER SAY IT?"
"Dude, you were wasted. Remember that time you thought she broke up with you, but you actually just heard her wrongly…" Zack said with an annoyed look on his face. Dewey always acted like the kids were innocent little angels who just knew the music part about rock and roll.
"Oh. God, I must have been really wasted. Anyway, I'm late for my hot date, so goodbye and remember to lock up after you're done." Dewey said while exiting the door. Suddenly, there seemed to be a lot of space in the room. Dewey tended to leave that kind of an effect.
"God, it's weird, hearing your 5th grade principal being a hot date."
"Yea, and hearing about her sex life is even more whacked." Suddenly, the guys realized what they had just said and both spewed out a yuck in unison. Then, they laughed like maniacs. Life was pretty weird sometimes.
"So Zack, can you please explain the whole Summer me thing. I know I won't get anything done with that evil monster thing chewing on me." Freddy said pleadingly. Zack agreed and started looking around the room. Freddy was more of a visual learner, that's why he did so bad in school before Zack started tutoring. Freddy watched on as Zack picked up a tattered broken Barney plush toy. Then, Zack's fingers reached for a very scantily-clad Wonder Woman figurine. Dewey always had the weirdest things.
"Okay, Freddy. You see this Barney doll? That's you. This Barney doll is you, and you are the Barney doll." Zack said patronisingly while holding up the Barney.
"Zack, I get it… I'm not that dumb."
"Good. Then this Wonder Woman is Summer."
"Without the boobs, the butt, the face, and the incredibly small outfit."
"And the crown thing." Suddenly, they were interrupted by a bustle of energy that had just swept into the room. Namely, Wonder Woman herself, Summer Hathaway.
"Oh! Hey guys, what are you doing here? I'm just here to pick up my fi…Um…Zack? What are you doing? Not like cartoon porn or something I hope?" Summer said in less than a millisecond. It took the guys a minute to process what she had just said. Then they both responded at the same time.
"Cartoon porn? Is there even such thing?"
"Is cartoon porn any good? It'll be kinda weird wouldn't it?" Summer put on a weird look on her face that went boys-are-so-weird. Just then, Freddy remembered her question.
"Oh, and Zack's explaining to me the whole thing about we loving each other." Freddy said. Summer's eyes grew large with surprise. Suddenly Freddy realized what he had just said.
"I mean we HATING each other…" Freddy corrected while Zack looked like his face was gonna burst from controlling his laughter. Summer's face of distress calmed down quickly.
"Uh, yeah. That was what we were doing. You wanna listen in, Summer?" Zack said after he recovered. Summer nodded, and Zack continued his lecture of the love and hates of Freddy Champanhet Jones and Summer May Hathaway.
"Okay Summer, Freddy is the Barney, and you are the Wonder Woman."
"I'm not some superhero person with muscles and incredibly skimpy clothes!"
"Look, Summer, just go with the flow, kay?" Freddy cut in, before Zack replied. Weirdly, Freddy was being the peacemaker for once. Summer glared once and resigned herself to her fate as Wonder Women aka Slut Queen.
"Okay, Barney slash Freddy and Wonder Women slash Summer are in love with each other." Zack said while sticking the Barney doll and Wonder Woman together. He made the dolls hug each other and kiss each other. It was like a little girl who liked Ken and Barbie dolls had possessed Zack Mooneyham, the cool lead guitarist of School of Rock, the top band in their state. Mainly, it wasn't normal. Then it got stranger.
"I love you Barney!" Zack said in a squeaky voice while literally bashing the Wonder Woman onto Barney.
"I love you too Wonder Woman!" Zack said in a manly squeaky voice (A/N: is that possible?). Yes, Freddy and Summer were definitely way freaked out. Zack started to make weird kissing noises, and saying mushy things in a squeaky voice.
"Okay Zack! Lots of love, moving on" Summer interrupted. It really was quite disturbing. Suddenly, it was like the little girl left Zack's body and Zack seemed and looked more normal. Then he continued.
"But, Barney and Wonder Woman are really different. Barney is dumb, hates school, hates his teachers, burns stuff, has a new flavour of the week every week, is totally punked and basically an ungood person." Freddy started to retort, but Zack interrupted him.
"Let the Zack Master pass on his knowledge." He said in a Yoda-ish teacher voice.
"And then, we have Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is smart, loves school, sucks up daily to teacher, has no social life, is incredibly bossy, too organized, and basically, a perfect child." Summer started to yell at him about the social life thing, but Zack gave her a warning look.
"So, Barney and Wonder Woman love each other, but are so different. So they are afraid that people will talk about them. And they are also afraid that they each will be rejected by the other." Zack spilled a box of toothpicks and made each toothpick "say" bad things about Barney and Wonder Woman. Understanding seemed to be finally drawing itself on Freddy's and Summer's faces. Then, he made Barney and Wonder Woman slap each other and cry.
"So, Barney and Wonder Woman pretend that they hate each other." Zack started to make the two dolls bash each other. This time, it was like a little boy with wrestling figurines had entered him. As Zack continued to play with the two dolls, realization appeared on Freddy and Summer's faces. The two astonished teens just quickly got their things and started to leave. Before he realized it, Zack was alone with Barney and Wonder Woman.
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Summer stared up at the ceiling of her room. It was filled with little purple glowing scrawls. They were the confessions of Summer Hathaway, organizer extraordinaire. Her dad once told her when she was little, that if she had anything she needed to say, but couldn't tell anyone, she could just write it on her ceiling with ultraviolet ink. Now, her dad was too busy to tell her things like that. The ink was only visible when it was dark with ultraviolet light shined directly on it. Summer kept the ultraviolet light locked in her drawer, so no-one would be able to see her confessions. She saw herself as a little kid, writing about how she had cheated on a test. Then she spotted the words 'I Hate Him SO MUCH' written right above a crack that looked like an arrow. It had been directed at Freddy a few months ago, when he had teased her about her belly piercing. Summer had been tired of everyone stereotyping her as boring old Summer. She decided to change, and decided to start with a belly piercing. But after Freddy teased her, she changed her mind. Freddy had called her a wannabe that could never be. And Summer believed him. So she resigned herself to boring old Summer. And now, that boring old Summer was confused. Confused by something that sounded so wrong, but everyone believed. Maybe even her. Summer immediately wiped that thought out of her mind and steeled herself. She was hurt once, and would never be hurt again. Summer couldn't allow it.
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Two blocks away, Freddy Jones tossed around in his sheets. He couldn't sleep. Counting sheep wouldn't help, and reading his history book didn't do any good either. Freddy's mind was somewhere else, and was definitely not in dreamland. What Zack had taught him and Summer was clouding his mind, blocking out everything else. If what Zack said was true, was he, Freddy Jones, in love with Ms. Bossy, Summer Hathaway? NO! It was impossible. But then, why did everyone agree? Maybe they were all playing a trick on them. But of all things? Why would they mess with them? Wait, was he even thinking about this? It should be no question. FREDDY JONES DID NOT FALL FOR TEACHER'S PETS! Especially ones that made him feel stupid. Yep, it was true, Freddy Jones, Playboy of the year, felt incredibly stupid and small when compared to Summer Hathaway. It was something that nobody knew. Not even Zack. He had been hiding that one lie his whole life. Well, his whole life ever since he met Summer. From the very first day, he felt stupid. She had corrected him while he spelt his own name in kindergarten. She had meant well, but she didn't know that Freddy hated being corrected, unless he asked for it. Maybe he had been hiding another lie too. One that he had even managed to trick himself into believing.
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oooh….I FINISHED THE SECOND CHAPTER…WOOHOO…..it likes 12 in the morning here right now. MAN I FEEL GOOD! Lol…sorry again about all the delay and stuff…that was one long hiatus…anyway, great to be finally writing another part. I never planed to make the last two paragraphs of this so deep and stuff, but it just came out like that. And the middle name of Freddy, Champanhet is pronounced Shamp-pe-nei. It's my ex-classmates last name, and I just love it. Sorry matt! If you don't want yr last name up there! Ill change it! Anyway I have thought up so much mushy stuff so far, its surreal… oh and sorry bout the lame jokes about the "grandmother" clock, and zack was kinda weird in this one, don't' ya think? anyway, on with the foot notes
This is from the musical Mamma Mia. It's SSSOOO GD. I saw it in Las Vegas and it's fantastic…I want to be in a production like that one day…
This is from Ella Enchanted….one of my fav lines from an awesome movie! GO WATCH IT!
Anyway, shoutouts to reviewers!
I had to delete my shoutouts for the old posts. Lets say it was way more than 2. I was contemplating not updating till i got equal or more reviews, but I promised to update soon, so I'm being nice. Anyway, to those to DID review:
Nanners-77: You did read this story before, because you reviewed it last time. I like laughing too, I think its why im not fat. Lol. I really enjoyed making up that line too. And i'm pretty sure that this chappie made u laugh. KEEP REVIEWING!
Degrassichick: I hate cliff hangers too. Haha, I'm really evil aren't I. Anyways, I did update soon, so you should be very happy. Lol. Thanks for the review! At least some people are nice. Lol just jk.
Okay…..that was the shoutouts….anyway…stay tuned for the rest….and until then…peace out! AND REVIEW!