Takura2004-The fic continues!! MUAHAHA! I was grounded for a week last Thursday and I was reading The Series of Unfortunate Event: The Bad Beginning. Plus, I'm running for school council president! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! Yeah right. Enjoy!

"All this for a loaf of bread that came with a free thong?" Asked Bakura. Takura fired but missed. As the guards started to corner him, he jumped off the rooftop and started sliding on ropes that were used to hang and dry clothes. Of course, some clothes dropped with him. Two women started to laugh at Bakura while he tried to disguised himself. "Morning ladies!" Bakura greeted.

"Getting yourself a little too early now, aren't we Bakura?" The woman in the house asked.

"Trouble? You're only in trouble if you get caught!" Bakura commented.

"Gotcha," The real Yami caught him, grabbing Bakura (On his vest you yaoi lovers!) "And this time..." His hat was pulled down over his head by Bazoo!

"Perfect timing Bazoo, as usual!" Bakura complimented. Bazoo muttered thanks. "Come on, let's get outta here!"

Gotta keep,

(Bakura bumps into a guard)

One jump, ahead of the breadline

(Bakura dodges most the swings from the sword)

One swing ahead of the sword,

(Bazoo sticks his tongue out at the guards and ducks a swing while Bakura pants him)

I steal, only what I can't afford, that's everything!

(Bakura runs into another guard)

One jump, ahead of the lawman

(Bakura dodges again and hides behind a pole)

That's all, and that's no joke

(The guard's sword gets stuck into the pole in an attempt to kill Bakura)

These guys, don't appreciate I'm broke!

(Bakura runs up some barrels and kicks them down at the guards)

Riff-raff! (Guard)

Street rat! (Guard)

Scoundrel! (Guard)

Take that! (Guards)

(They throw watermelons at Bakura, who's on a wooden construction thingy)

Just a little snack guys!

(Axes and knives are thrown at him)

RIP HIM OPEN! TAKE IT BACK GUYS! (Guards)

(The guards are shaking the wooden construction thingy while Bazoo hangs onto a piece a wood, hanging out above a window)

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts!

(Bakura jumps down as Bazoo swings them into the window)

You're my only friend Bazoo!

(The girls notice Bakura)

Who? (Girls)

Oh, it's sad, Bakura's hit the bottom! (Girls)

(Bazoo eat most the souls in a dish. O.o He's Bazoo, the SOUL eater)

He's became a one man rise in crime! (Girls)

(They wrap Bakura up and unroll them into the fat hag)

I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!

(She swings her broom and misses while Bakura makes his way towards the window)

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about when I got the time!

(He pushed out the window but misses the bouncy thing and right onto the ground)

One jump, ahead of the slowpokes!

One skip ahead of my doom!

(The guards are still looking while Bakura hides himself behind a muscle but messes up)

Next time, I'm gonna use a nom de plume

(He walks away as the guards see him)

THERE HE IS! (Yami)

One jump, ahead of the hitman,

(Bakura's standing on a flock of sheep while Yami is throwing them)

One hit, ahead of the flock

(Bakura's on the ground now)

I think I'll take a stroll around the block!

(Bakura jumps over some man on needles, yes, he's alive, but while Yami and his clones do the same until on falls on the man And now he's dead)

Stop thief! (Guards)

(Bazoo is checking himself out in a mirror with jewelry on)

Vandal! (Store owner)

(He grabs Bazoo's necklace, strangling him)

Bazoo!

(Bakura grabs him and the necklace breaks)

Scandal! (Some woman)

Let's not be too hasty!

(Bakura is corner near a door that flies open and reveals an overweight woman. She picks Bakura up)

Still I think he's rather tasty!

(Bakura rolls away)

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we'd get along!

Wrong! (Guards)

(They jump at Bakura at miss)

Catch him! (Yami)

(Bakura and Bazoo run throughout most of Agrabah)

One jump, ahead of hoof beats!

(Bakura tries to run but is blocked off)

One hop, ahead of the hump!

(Bakura runs another direction but is blocked off again, so he tries to run up some stairs)

One trick ahead disaster!

(More come out nowhere)

They're quick! I'm much faster!

(He run through a window and grabs a carpet)

Here goes, better throw my hand in, wish me happy landing, all I gotta do is jump!!

(He jumps out another window, riding the non-magical carpet as the guards are dumb enough to follow as they fall in manure EWW!!)

Bakura safely land when he used the carpet as a parachute. They landed in a small den where two little children were scavenging for loose food. "Now, we feast!" Bakura split the bread in half, sharing it with Bazoo. When Bakura was about to eat he saw the two little kids (Mokuba and Rebecca) staring at him with evil puppy dog eyes! Bakura's emotions got in the way of hunger. He gave his bread to them and so did Bazoo. There was commotion coming from the streets. Bakura and Bazoo went over to the streets.

Takura2004-That was barely funny, but, it was a longer chapter (I think).