Takura2004-O.o My last chapter wasn't funny...I should beat myself with the pan of doom!
Bakura gazed over the miscellaneous people as he saw Seto riding his horse with a major wedgie!
"Seto, you moron," Takura mumble "YOU FORGOT THE SADDLE!" Takura yelled. People seemed to back away.
Seto eyes popped opened and sweat dropped. "OH! NO WONDER MY—"
"Seto." Takura censored out.
"HURT!"
Anyways, Seto was look as if he cramps (Ouch). Mokuba and Rebecca ran out in front of him, making the horse stop. "Out of my way you filthy brats!"
"Hey, I'm your brother." Mokuba mumbled. As Seto raised the whip Mokuba mumbled, "Aw sh—"Bakura blocked the whiplash with his arm.
"Hey! If I were as rich as you, I'd probably afford some manners!" Seto scoffed and yelled,
"I'll teach you some manners!" Seto pushed Bakura into the mud but then...
"AHH! MUD!" Bakura rose up as Bazoo wiped it off himself. "OMR! IS IT IN MY HAIR! I USED ABOUT THREE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO TODAY AND I DON'T NEED MUD RUINING IT!" Everyone just stared and left him there.
"Stick to the script Bakura!" Takura yelled.
"Oh, yeah!" Bakura muttered "Hey Bazoo, it's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends!"
The horse stopped and Seto glared. "You nothing more than just a street rat! You'll die street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!" Seto's horse marched through the palace doors but when Bakura tried to catch him, the doors shut.
"He's thinks he slick, eh?" Bakura said in a mafia voice. He pulled out a gatling gun and fired. All he heard was the horse neigh and it fell.
"Get off me you stupid horse!" Seto yelled.
"Yeah shee! No one messes wit' the yami shee? Nya nya!"
Takura kind of chuckled and didn't fire the gun. "Script," Takura chuckle "Please!"
"Oh right," Bakura muttered "I don't have fleas!" Bakura was scratching his head. "Let's go home Bazoo." Bakura wandered through the alley ways to his house.
Riff raff, street rat. I don't buy that. Only they'd look closer
(Bakura starts climbing his ladder)
Would they see a poor boy? (COUGH YES COUGH) No siree (COUGH LIAR COUGH)
(Bazoo lies in bed as Bakura tucks him in)
They'd find out, there's so much more.
(Bakura looks out his window)
To me.
"One day Bazoo" Bakura said "We'll live in a palace and nothing could go wrong!"
At the palace Seto ran out crying. Yugi tried to stop him but Seto vanished. "Urgh! Ishizu!" Yugi enter the backyard in search of Ishizu and Rajah, the royal tiger appeared. "Confound you Rajah!" Yugi took something out of Rajah's mouth and it was half of a Blue-Eyes White Dragon card.
"O.o Oh crud! Seto's gonna sue us!" Takura said.
Takura2004-Thanks to my reviewers!
Master Ruby: Yes I shall bow my head in shame. Chapter 3 wasn't funny! Yes the bold words are the song!
PerfectCell17: I'm glad you are enjoying this!
Molly-chan the Anime/Game fan: Yami, you're gonna die. Beware of the fan-girl
Clawfang: I think you should make yours funny! It'll probably be better!
N: Yeah, I think it's cool too!
AnimeLuverGurlz: I'm like Aladdin too! (Obviously!)