While the movie was continuing, Takura was barring Seto's lawyers out of the studio, from suing him and the tiger.
"So this is why Prince Seto stormed out crying like a baby!" Yugi figured out.
"Oh father," Ishizu said, quite calm, pressing a red button near the fountain, and turning the water from frosty white to clear liquid "Rajah was only playing around! Weren't you Rajah," Ishizu held Rajah's head "Just playing around with that selfish, over-dressed, Prince Seto?" Ishizu and Rajah laughed together but Yugi wasn't laughing, that's for sure!
"Ishizu," Yugi groan "You can't keep refusing prince's that comes to call," Ishizu got up and walked near the bird cage as Yugi followed "You must be married, to a prince," They both said in unison "By your next birthday!"
"Father," Ishizu said now, a little steamed, taking a small, white bird out "I hate being forced into this!"
"But you only got 3 more days!" Yugi worried.
"FATHER!"
"Ishizu, honey," Yugi said, placing the bird Ishizu had back into the cage "I'm not going to be around for long and I want you to be protected!"
"Father," Ishizu said, walking back to the fountain "Please try to understand! If I get married, I want it to be for love! I've never been outside of the palace; I've never had any real friends…" Rajah growled "Except you Rajah." Rajah purred calmly and fell back asleep.
"But honey, you're a princess!" Yugi reminded.
"Well may I don't wanna be a princess anymore!" Ishizu yelled, walking away again. Yugi growled and passed by Rajah saying,
"Ra forbid you, shall have any daughters!" Yugi stormed off and Rajah cocked his head murmuring, "Huh?" Ishizu pouted, and let her birds free. She ran back to the fountain, press the button again, changing the water back to white frost.
"GAWD I LOVE PINA COLODA!"
Meanwhile in the palace, Yugi took out a Game Boy Advance (Don't own), talking to himself. "I don't know where she gets it. Her mother was barely a pity!" A shadow rose over Yugi. Yugi cowered but realized it was his 'trustworthy' royal advisor, Malik. "Ah, it's you, my royal advisor!"
"I'll do anything to serve you my lord." Malik bowed.
"It's this whole suitor thing! Ishizu won't choose a husband to marry! I'm at my wits end!" Yugi confessed.
"AAHH! WITS END!" Harpy Lady squawked.
Yugi noticed the bird and stuffed a cracker in her mouth, laughing. Malik laughed as well saying, "You highness does have a way with dumb animals!" Harpy Lady glared. "Not to worry, my lead," Malik changed the subject "To find your daughter a husband, it'll require the mystic blue diamond." Malik pointed to Yugi blue ring.
"The bling-bling? But it's been in the family for ages!" Yugi said, obviously not wanting to give up the ring.
"It's required to find an appropriate suitor for the princess," Malik said, pulling out a copy of the Millennium rod (It works but for the scene with Aladdin breaking Jafar's staff, I won't allow it), facing it a Yugi's eyes "What do you say? Everything will be fine!" Yugi went into a hypnotic gaze at Malik and copied,
"Everything will be…fine."
"The bling-bling?" Malik requested.
"Here Malik, the bling-bling…is yours." Yugi gave up the ring and Malik snatched it.
"You are most graceful, my lord," Malik said, then he pushed Yugi towards the Gameboy "Now play with your little games!" Yugi followed Malik's orders and started playing. As Malik walked off, Harpy Lady spat out the cracker pieces and shouted,
"I can't take it anymore," Malik pulled a string on a hanging decoration and a secret door slid open "If I gotta stuff down one of those moldy crackers, WHAM!"
"Calm yourself Harpy," Malik walked up his stairs while the secret door closed "Soon I will be Sultan, and not the peddle-headed twit!"
"And soon I'll stuff the crackers down his throat, HAHA!" Malik and Harpy walked through another door, laughing.
Meanwhile that night, Ishizu was sneaking out of the palace. She hugged the fountain (Yes, the fountain) goodbye and tried to climb a tree. Rajah whimpered and Ishizu responded, "I'm sorry Rajah," Ishizu apologized "But I can't have my life lived for." Ishizu hugged him goodbye and left. "Goodbye Rajah."
Takura was still barring the door and watching the movie but was disabled from the Beebe gun.
That morning in the marketplace, Bakura and Bazoo were scheming to rob a melon stand. Bazoo hung from the top and tried to take one but the stand owner caught him. While Bazoo was being yelled at, Bakura came down and took a melon with the five finger discount! Bazoo ditched the owner and Bakura and Bazoo ate breakfast. Bakura gazed at Ishizu walking down the street, whispering, "Wow!" Ishizu saw a little hungry boy who wanted an apple.
"You want an apple?" Ishizu asked, even though it was obvious as heck. She gave him one but the humongous stand owner caught her.
"You better be able to pay for that!"
"Pay?" Ishizu mumbled.
"NO ONE STEALS FROM MY STAND!" The stand owner grabbed Ishizu's arm and a sword. "YOU KNOW THE PENALTY!"
Ishizu cowered and begged for mercy, saying she'd get the Sultan to pay, but Bakura helped out, by stopping the stand owner. "There you are! I've been for you everywhere!" Bakura said.
"What are you doing?" Whispered Ishizu, a little puzzled.
"Just play along." Bakura commanded.
"You know this girl?" The stand owner asked.
"Yes," Bakura feigned "Sadly, she's my sister. She's a little crazy!"
Ishizu scoffed but then the stand owner grabbed Bakura yelling, "But she said she knew the Sultan! The short and mighty king!"
"She thinks the monkey's the Sultan!" Bakura pointed the Bazoo, who was trying to rob a commoner. Ishizu played along and bowed. "So no harm here!" Aladdin gave an apple back to the stand owner, making the stand owner think it was the one Ishizu gave away. "Come on sis," Bakura was pushing Ishizu away "Time to go to the doctor!" Ishizu stopped in front of a camel saying,
"Why, hello doctor!"
"No, no, no, not THAT doctor! Come on your majesty!" Bakura was referring to Bazoo. Bazoo said something that was royal and bowed but all of his treasure fell out its pocket, including three apples! The stand owner started yelling but the three friends ran away!
At the palace, Harpy Lady was running on a gear to make one of Malik's experiments work. "Faster Harpy!" Malik commanded. The Harpy Lady ran as fast as ever, sweating to death. Malik placed Yugi's bling-bling between two fake snake heads while in a crystal ball, the Cave of Wonders head appear. "Cave of Wonders, reveal to me who can enter the cave!" Malik demanded but got a reply,
"This is the Cave of Wonders head's answering machine, please leave a name and message after the roar! RROOAARR!!"
"How are you not there when you can barely go anywhere!?" Malik pondered but, pulled a redial lever. He tried it again and he finally gotten his request. The picture of Ishizu and Bakura appeared.
"That's him," Harpy screeched "That's the clown we've been waiting for?!" The gear was speeding up and sent Harpy flying through the gears and into the wall.
"Let's give an invitation to the palace, shall we?" Malik asked.
"Swell!" Harpy wheezed while Malik laugh malevolently.
Bakura welcomed Ishizu in his 'lovely' abode. Ishizu complimented him while Bakura gazed at the palace. "I wonder what it'd be like living in the palace! Have you own ballets—"
"People telling you where to go or what to do." Ishizu interrupted.
"It's better than this!" Bakura said, taking an apple away from Bazoo and giving it to Ishizu, and then he took one for himself. "So, where are you from?"
"It doesn't matter," Ishizu answered "And I'm not going back!"
"Why not?" Bakura asked.
"My father's forcing me to get married!" Ishizu answered. Bazoo tried to reach for Ishizu's apple but Bakura started yelling at him Bazoo yelled back. "What did it say?"
"HE says that's not fair!"
"Oh really?" Ishizu asked.
"Of course!" Bakura lied.
"Well tell Bazoo that's," Ishizu and Bakura came close to kissing "Real sweet!" The palace guards broke in and tried to capture Bakura!
Bakura grabbed Bazoo asked Ishizu, "Do you trust me?"
"Um…Yes." Ishizu answered and was pulled out the window. The three landed on a pile of sand and ran. There were guards there too! The caught Bakura and tossed Bazoo in a random pot.
"UNHAND HIM! In order of the princess!" Ishizu took off her hood and the guards bowed.
"I'm afraid we can't princes," Yami said "Our orders come from Malik. You must talk to him!"
"Don't worry I will after a pitcher of Pina Coloda's!" Ishizu growled.
Takura-That concludes this chapter! It's long!