Takura was still barring the cursed lawyers. He reached into his pocket and got out a cell-phone. "Hello? Scott? Do you think you could do a drive-by?"

O.o

Anyways, at the palace, Ishizu just got done drinking her pina coloda and was now drunk as hell. She reached Malik's chamber (Not the secret one, but the one he has to walk in to get to the wall). Malik was just coming out of his secret room but as soon as he saw Ishizu, he slammed the secret door on Harpy who was walking out. "Malik!" Ishizu stormed through and tripped.

"O.o Ishizu?" Malik called out, helping her up. Ishizu got up and started yelling at the wall.

"Don't you laugh at me!" Malik just stared. Ishizu looked at Malik and laughed, "You are one ugly MF'er!" Malik now glared. "Anyways," Ishizu continued, looking like she was coming back to her senses "The guards took a boy from the marketplace!"

"Why, princess, you father is in charge of keeping peace in Agrabah! The boy was a criminal!" Malik said.

"Malik, help, I can't breathe!" Harpy wheezed, stuck between the door. Malik kicked the Harpy back into the door. "OW! THAT HURT!"

"And what was his crime?" asked Ishizu, furiously.

"For kidnapping the princess, of course!" Malik said, lying as if he didn't know she ran away.

"He didn't kidnap me! I ran away!" Ishizu yelled.

"Oh dear," Malik sympathized "If only I had known!"

"What do you mean?" Ishizu asked curiously.

"Sadly, the boy is being sentenced."

"What is it?"

"DEATH," Malik said, rather profoundly "By beheading!" Ishizu gasped but then went to a drunken stage again.

"Have you ever been told you're an ugly MF'er!?" Ishizu cried and ran off. "SO UGLY YOU MAKE ME CRY"

THUD!

That was the sound of Ishizu falling again. Harpy flew out from between the door and the wall, gasping for air. "So," Harpy said calmly "How did it go?"

"It went," Malik cracked a wicked smile "Rather well!"

At the fountain, Ishizu was crying. Rajah was there by her side, looking sympathetic. "It's my entire fault Rajah," Ishizu cried "I didn't even know his name!" She continued crying while Rajah patted her on the back.

Takura jumped from the door to the floor as bullets and blood came flying through the walls. Takura gave thumbs up to Scott as he left. Takura wielded the BB gun once again!

In the dungeons, Bakura was struggling to get out of his cuffed that were attached to the wall. "She was the princess," Bakura mumbled "I must've sounded so stupid to her!"

"Hello, Bakura!" A monkey voice called out to Bakura.

"Bazoo! Do you think you can take me out of these things?" Bakura begged.

"PHOOEY!" Bazoo shouted. He threw his vest over his head and imitated Ishizu.

"Hey, she was worth it!" Bakura said as Bazoo started to pick the lock. Bakura was set free. "But she can only marry a prince."

"Only a fool gives up!" Grandpa murmured, while he was sweeping the floor whispering, "Dusty, dusty dusty…"

Bakura looked at the weird, haggard, man and asked, "Who're you?"

"I'm a lonely prisoner," He said "Just like you! But there is a Cave of Wonders, filled with treasure!" He flashed three red gleaming rubies. "Enough to please your princess I wager!"

"Malik," Harpy called from under the hood, sweating "Could ya hurry up! It's hot in here!" Grandpa knocked Harpy back in.

"Why do you want to share this wonderful treasure with me?" Bakura asked.

"I need someone with a stiff back and strong knees to go in for me!"

"One problem," Bakura complained "It's out there, we're in here!"

"Things aren't always what they seem!" Grandpa tapped the wall with his broom as another hidden door was revealed to the outside. "Do we have a deal?" Bakura agreed they were in the desert.

In a matter of minutes, they were standing before the Cave of Wonders head. "Aw dip," The head cheered "Someone found him! Come on in boy! DON'T TOUCH THE BLING-BLING! ONLY THE LAMP MAY BE TOUCHED (O.o that didn't sound right)!" Bakura walked in a little nervous. Him? Why him? Anyways, Bakura traveled through the cave and was stopping Bazoo from touching the treasure. A magic carpet spotted the two and stalked Bazoo. Bazoo felt weird vibes from the carpet, seeing as how whenever he tried looking, at it, it would either rolled up and lay on the side or fall on the ground like a regular carpet. Bazoo warned Bakura and Bakura finally saw it was an actual magic carpet.

"Maybe you can help?" Bakura asked. The carpet volunteered to.

In the lamp's dungeon, Bakura told Bazoo to stay still while went to go fetch the lamp. Bazoo looked to his right and saw a huge red ruby. He wanted it so badly, he couldn't resist! The carpet was holding Bazoo back. Bakura got the lamp and commented, "This is why we came all the way here for?" He took a looked at Bazoo, who broke away from the carpet grasp. Bazoo grabbed the ruby but then, the head's voice came along.

"I could've sworn I said NOT TO TOUCH THE BLING-BLING! NOW I'M GONNA HAFTA BUST CAPS!" The water turned into lava and Bakura started running down the stairs. The stairs went flat and Bakura was now on his way to death!

"Here I come mom!" Bakura cried, but he was caught by the carpet! The carpet actually flew! Bakura rescued Bazoo and the three were almost out of the cave until a boulder came crashing down onto the carpet. Bakura was on a cliff, near the exit of the cave.

"Help me!" Bakura cried to Grandpa.

"Give me the lamp!" Grandpa ordered. Bakura handed over the lamp and Grandpa cheered, "AT LAST! IT'S FINALLY MINE!" He saw Bazoo trying to help Bakura up but Grandpa kicked him! Grandpa grabbed Bakura's arm.

"What are you doing!?" Bakura asked, worried.

"Giving you your reward!" Grandpa took out a dagger "Your eternal reward!" Grandpa tried to kill Bakura but Bazoo bit him. Screaming in pain, he dropped Bakura and threw Bazoo down in the cave with him. The cave's head went down and Grandpa cheered, "At last! It's all mine! It's…" Grandpa looked in his pocket and gasped. "NNOOOO!"

At the palace, Yugi came to Ishizu's room and saw Ishizu crying. "Ishizu," Yugi called "What's wrong?"

"Malik," She sobbed "Has done something terrible!"

"There, there Ishizu! Now tell me, what happened?" Yugi asked.

In the cave (Which was now restored, though the head wasn't showing), Bakura woke up from his knock-out slumber. Bazoo and the carpet were still alive. "Ow, my head! That two faced son of a bitch!"

"You were supposed to say jackal, but what the hell?" Takura said.

"Now he has the lamp!" Bazoo smiled and revealed the lamp that he just stole! "You sly, hairy, thief!" Bakura said enthusiastically. Bakura was examining it and he saw little words that were dusty. When he tried to rub the dust off, the lamp was bouncing up and down while blue smoke and red graffiti shot out. A yell from a giant being came along too.

Takura-Cliffy and I will shock some people next chapter.