Takura-I might skip a few parts so don't get mad at me!
"OY!" Yami yelled, holding his neck "5,000 years will give you such a pain in the butt!"
(KAPOP goes the BB gun. He didn't fire for 5,000 years seeing how 5,000 is half of 10,000.)
"OW!!" Yami cried, rubbing his back. Yami glared and continued his act.
"Where's Joey?" Bakura asked, a little shocked.
"He's got diarrhea, now hold on one second!" The giant put Bakura on a rock that hung out on the wall. Yami took off his head, twisted it around, and put it back on. It was natural seeing as how Yami is a spirit! Bazoo and the carpet pulled Bakura down from the wall. Yami took his ghost-like tail and turned it into a microphone. "It's nice to be back folks," He announced "I'm tellin' ya! Who are you kid? Where are you from?" Yami lowered the microphone to Bakura's mouth.
"Um…Bakura. What is it to you?" Bakura sneered but was shot in the leg.
"Bakura," Yami said, as a fancy electric board appeared spelling it out "Mind if I call you 'Ba' or 'Ra'. How 'bout Baka? Like," Yami transformed to Kuwabara.
Takura started to laugh but at the Yu Yu Hakusho studio, Kuwabara wasn't.
"My teasing senses are tingling!" Yuske stared at Kuwabara like he was crazy. "Now my bashing senses…"
POW!
Hiei whacked Kuwabara good with a 500 ton mallet. "Shut up with your ridiculous nonsense!"
Anyways, Bakura held his head whispering, "I must've hit my head harder than I thought!"
Yami wasn't listening and joked, "You smoke? Mind if I do?" Yami poofed and turned back into himself. Bazoo got scared and hid behind Bakura. "Sorry if I singed ya fur, cheetah," He gazed at the carpet and greeted, "Yo rug-man, haven't seen you in a few millennia!" While the carpet and genie did their handshake, Bakura whispered,
"This guy never shuts up, does he?"
"Master," Yami shouted "I don't think you quite realize what you got here," Yami used his powers to make Bakura sit on a rock "So won't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate, the possibilities!"
"I got a feeling a song's coming on!" Bakura muttered.
Well Ali Baba had them 40 thieves, and Scherezade had a 1,000 tales,
(Yami deals out 40 Dark Assassins, A YGO card, and they all circle in on him)
But master, your in luck, cuz up yo sleeves, you got a brand of magic that never fails,
(Yami's giant arms and fist sprout out of Bakura sleeves, and knocks the thieves out. He also turns the place into a boxing ring. He's messaging Bakura's shoulders)
You got some power in your corner now! Some Ammunition in your camp!
(Yami turns into a cartoon firework and fires near Bakura's head. Then he turns into a smaller form in the lamp)
You got some punch, PIZAZZ, yahoo and how, see all you gotta do is rub that puzzle and I'll say:
(He makes Bakura rub the puzzle, making Yami come out in the smoking form. He turns into a French waiter and gives Bakura, the carpet, and Bazoo seats and a table)
Mr. Bakura sir, what will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, jot it down! You ain't never had a friend like me! Life is your restaurant and,
(Yami writes stuff down in a little note pad. He sets a dish on the table and leaves but when Bakura opens it, it's Yami head attached to two legs of a turkey! Bakura yells out "REFUND" but gets shot)
I'm your maitre'd! Come on now, whisper what is you want, you ain't neva had a friend like me!
(Yami turns back to normal and extends his ear while he multiplies into four more Yami's)
Yessir! We pride ourselves on service!
(The Yami's are giving Bakura excellent service like messaging, nail-clipping, shaving, and hair-clipping but then the chair Bakura's sitting turns into a big fluffy couch)
You're the boss, the king, the…
PHAROAH!! MUAHAHA! (Bakura)
(Yami glares while all the food appears)
Say what you wish, it's your true dish! How 'bout a little more baklava!?
(Yami near drowns everyone with baklava. Bakura is standing on a pillar of food labeled 'A')
Have some of Column A,
(Bakura falls onto another pillar labeled 'B')
Have all of column B!
(Bakura falls onto a pillow while Yami is singing face-to-face)
I'm in the mood, to help ya dude! You ain't never had friend like me!
(Yami winds out his tongue while a smaller form pops out and dances with Yami's hands that has two faces on them)
Wa wa wa (Hands)
Oh my!
Wa wa wa (Hands)
NO NO!
Wa wa wa (HANDS)
My my!
(The hands squish and Yami's back in his regular form with Bakura)
Can your friends do this?
(Yami starts to juggle his own head, but he made a copy of his heads)
Can your friends do that?
(Yami passes his heads to Bakura acts as if he missed them but gets shot. Yami SOMEHOW got his head back and makes a twirling loop)
Can your friends pull this?
(Yami turns into a rabbit and turns into Slifer)
Can your friends go POOF!
(Yami blasts out plasma and it forms 3 beautiful women AKA Mai, Tea, and Serenity)
HEY looky here! HAHA!
(Tea starts flirting with Bakura (Wow, she desperate) (Cue the many cocking of fan girl's shotguns) while Yami is dancing)
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, Let her rip,
(Yami rips his face like paper)
And then make the sucker disappear?
(Tea, Mai, and Serenity disappear and Yami turns into the smaller form, floating in front of Bakura)
Don't you sit there, slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
(Yami's jaw drops and his eyes stretched out)
I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers!
(Yami bounces off of Bakura's hands into a puddle. He pops out looking like a college scholarship)
You got me bona fide, certified!
(Yami wraps around Bakura and spins him around. Yami's ear is in Bakura's)
You got for a charge d'affaire! I got a powerful to help you out, so what's your wish, I really wanna know? You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt! Well all you gotta is rub like so!
(Yami pulls a long paperout of Bakura's ear and rubs his (own) butt and whips Bakura with it. A circle of men are bowing to him)
Mr. Bakura sir, have a wish or two or three!
(Tea appears again and tries to kiss Bakura (Evil glares from fan girls are sensed)
And I'm on the job,
(Tea turns into Yami, who is blushing from Bakura's kiss)
You big nabob! You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
(Yami creates dancing camels and hippos)
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never,
(Yami creates a line of swordsman)
Had a,
(Yami creates a line of monkeys on a giant jewel)
Friend,
(Tea, Mai, and Serenity reappear)
LIKE ME!
(Everyone starts dancing, while Bazoo starts stealing some gold that was on the side)
You ain't never had a friend like me!!
Yami sucked everything back up and Bazoo was mad, seeing how he didn't have the gold anymore. "So what will it be, master?"
'Hey, I love how the foolish pharaoh calls me master!' "So you'll grant me any three wishes, right?"
"Um," Yami hummed "Almost. There are some…quid-quo-pros."
"Like?" Bakura asked.
Yami zipped near Bakura's side. "I can't kill anybody," Yami said, and decapitated himself "So don't ask!" Bakura looked a little heartbroken. "Rule #2," Yami exclaimed "I can't make anyone fall in love, with anybody else!" Yami kissed Bakura (YAOI) and called him some cute names. Bakura blushed, turning dark red. "Rule #3," Yami exclaimed "I can't, bring anyone back from the dead," Yami turned into a dead figure "It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!" Yami turned back into himself at last and made up his own rule, "You can't wish be pharaoh!" Bakura cursed under his breath. "Other than that, you got it!" Bakura gazed at Bazoo, and Bazoo gave a thumb up for a reason or two.
"Provisos? Limitations on wishes? Some genie!" Bakura insulted. "Come on Bazoo; let's find a way out of here!" Bazoo jumped onto Bakura's shoulder but then a giant foot stomped in front of him.
'Dang it, I missed! Stupid foot…' Yami thought. "Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me?" Yami turned steaming red. "Not right now! You're getting your three wishes so SIT DOWN!" Bakura sat on the carpet and Yami turned into a human size to sit near Bakura. "We're out of here!" Yami drove the carpet out of the underground cave and flew to a nearby oasis.
At the palace, Malik was being scolded at by Yugi. "Malik," Yugi began "If it wasn't for all your years of service…For now on, you're to talk to me before people are behead!"
"I'm seriously sorry!" Malik said, begging for forgiveness.
"Now, let's get this thing settled for now." Yugi said, pulling Malik and Ishizu closer.
"I am sorry princess." Malik said to Ishizu, kissing her hand.
"At least some good will come my force to being married," Ishizu said, glaring at Malik "Because when I'm queen, I will have the power to get rid of you and those people who keep staring at is in the corner!" Ishizu, Yugi, Takura, and Malik took a gaze at the red eyes from within the corner of the room. Ishizu ran off while Yugi said,
"Good. Now Ishizu, getting back to that suitor business…" Yugi saw Ishizu walking off and he ran after her.
Malik's calm grin turned into an evil frown. "If only I had gotten that puzzle!"
"I will have the power to get rid of you!" Harpy imitated "GR! To think, we gotta suck up to that chump and his chump daughter!"
Malik walked towards to balcony that was above the garden Yugi and Ishizu was in. "No Harpy," Malik said "Only until she finds a chump husband, then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded!" Malik and Harpy shuddered to that thought.
"Wait," Harpy sound, flapping her wings "What if YOU were the chump husband!?"
"What!?" Malik exclaimed.
"What if you married the princess, and then become sultan!" Harpy explained. Malik smiled.
"Marry the shrewd?" Malik marched to sit on the throne "I become sultan? I love the idea!"
"And then we push papa in-law, and the little woman, off a cliff!" Harpy stood on Malik's rod (THE MILLENIUM ONE!) and imitated the act. Malik and Harpy had a good wicked laugh afterwards.
Meanwhile at the oasis, Yami and Bakura were talking about the wishes. "Thus my ears deceive me? One!? You're down by one boy!"
"No, no, no! That was on your own! I never wished to get out!" Bakura reminded. Yami transformed into a sheep and said,
"Boy do I feel sheepish! Alright bbaadd boy! But no more freebies!"
"Fair deal?" Bakura said, thinking about his three wishes. "What would you wish for?" Bakura asked Yami. Yami was in his regular form and said,
"In my case…Nah, forget it!" Bakura kept asking what Yami would want and Yami finally confessed, "Freedom!"
"You're a prisoner?" Bakura asked, holding the lamp.
"It's all part and partial of the genie gig," Yami turned into a titan "PHENOMINAL, COSMIC POWER!" Yami then went in the puzzle "Itty, bitty, living space!"
"That's sad!" Bakura commented, wanting to gag so bad for giving pathetic sympathy.
"But to be my own master," Yami sighed "Not having to go," POOF "What do you need?" POOF "What do you need?" POOF "What do you need!?" Yami started lifting into the sky. "The be my own master would be better than all the magic, and all the treasures in the world!" Yami fell back down to earth muttering, "But who am I kidding? Wake up Yami and smell the pumas!"
"How come?"
"The only way I can be set free is if my master wishes me free," Yami said "So, you can guess how many times that happened!"
"I'll do it!"
"Yeah right!" Yami doubted, turning into Pinocchio with a long nose. Bakura pushed it into Yami's face and vowed to set Yami free. Yami shook Bakura's hand and asked what he wanted.
"Well, there's this girl and…"
"ANH! WRONG!" Yami interrupted "I can't make anyone fall in love remember?"
"But Yami," Bakura said "She's got these eyes, and her hair! SIGH!"
"Mon ami (My friend)," Yami said "C'est la (Whatever) (That is (Something)"
"But if I had the chance I'd have to be…" Bakura then thought of something and asked, "Could you make me a prince?"
Yami turned Bakura into a prince and Bazoo into an elephant. He also added a 'few' things.
At the palace, Malik was trying to manipulate Yugi to have Ishizu marry him.
Takura interrupted the scene with a notice. "If you look the original Sultan's animal stack, you'll see Simba from 'Lion King' and Beast from 'Beauty and the Beast', no lies!"
Anyways, Yugi was saved from the music coming from the streets. Yugi and Malik went to go see what the commotion was. It was a parade for Prince 'Baku'.
Make way, for Prince Baku! (Men)
Say hey, it's Prince Baku! (Men)
Hey clear the way in the old bazaar!
(Yami breaks through everyone and faces a camel)
HEY YOU! Let us through! It's a bright new star!
(He starts dancing with commoners)
Oh come be the first on the block to meet his eye!
Make way, here he comes,
(Yami knocks down an old lady as she howls, "MY BACK!")
Ring bells,
(Yami starts banging on frying pans)
Bang the drums,
(Yami bangs on the apple stand-owner's belly and jumps in his arms)
You're gonna hate (KAPOP), I mean love this guy! Prince Baku,
(On top of Bazoo, Bakura's smiling and the sun's shining reflection is blinding some people)
Fabulous you (Something that rhymed with Baku), Baku Dorobo!
Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee!
(Yami pulls the carpet underneath Yami's clone's feet, making stand on one knee)
Now try your best to stay calm, bring up your Sunday salaam,
(Harpy is dancing but Malik glares)
And come and meet his spectacular coterie!
(Yami stack people on top of each other to shake hands but they topple on top of Bakura)
Prince Baku, might is you, Baku Dorobo! Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
(Yami makes Bakura strong with some magic, making Bakura lift the people on him. Yami changes into an old geezer, talking to some people.)
He faced the galloping herds!
(Yami now changes into Yugi, talking to Mokuba and Rebecca)
100 bad guys with swords!
(Yami turns into a fat man)
Who sent those goons to their lords?
WHY PRINCE BAKU! (Commoners)
He's got 75 golden camels! (Men)
(The men are carrying 75 camels)
Purple peacocks, he's got 53! (Women)
When it comes to exotic type mammals!
(Some of the men are carrying a giant gorilla balloon while Yami turns into a baby leopard)
Has he got a zoo,
(Yami turns into a goat)
I'm telling you!
It's a world class menagerie! (Commoners)
(On a balcony with Mai, Tea, and Serenity, Yami pops out wearing a bra with melons in them)
Prince Baku, handsome is you, Baku Dorobo!
That physique,
(Yami gives Bakura muscles)
How can I speak?
Weak at the knees!!
Well get on out in that square!
Adjust your veil and prepare,
To gawk, and grovel, and stare at prince Baku!
(Ishizu was watching but she scoffs and runs off)
He's got 95 white Persian monkeys! (Men)
(Men with monkies are marching through)
He got the monkeys! Let see the monkeys! (Yami clones)
To view them he charges no fees! (Men)
(Bakura is throwing free gold)
He's so generous! So generous! (Commoners)
He's got slaves; he's got servants and flunkies! (Men)
(Baku and his men are marching to the palace and Yugi is running to the door)
Proud to work for him! (Men)
They bow to his whim, love serving him! (Men)
They're just lousy with loyalty, to Baku (Men)
Prince Baku (Men)
(Yugi reaches for the door)
Prince Baku (Men)
(Malik shuts the door)
Prince Baku! (Men)
(The door swings open, crushing Malik to the wall while Bakura's men help Yugi)
Amorous you, Bakura Dorobo!
(Yami slides down to Yugi, sweating)
Heard your princess was a sight, lovely to see!
(Malik pushes the door close)
And that, good people, is why,
(Yami is dancing wit Yugi until Yami tosses Yugi but Yugi misses the throne chair and hits the wall)
He got dolled up and dropped by,
With 60 elephants, llamas galore! (Men)
With bears, lions, and brass bands, and more, (Men)
With 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers, and birds that wobble on key, (Men)
Make way! (Men)
For Prince BAKU!! (Everyone)
Takura-YAWN! Review please!