Takura-I will make this chapter funny! I promise!
Yugi was getting up from his collision to the wall when Yami threw him. Yugi clapped and cheered, "Splendid, absolutely marvelous!"
"Your hiney," Bakura spoke but then Takura shouted out,
"HIGHNESS!"
"Whatever," Bakura scoffed "I've come from afar to seek your daughter's hand in marriage!"
"Prince Baku Dorobo, I am delighted to meet you," Yugi then pointed to Malik and continued "This is the royal vizier, Malik, he is also proud to meet you too!"
"Ecstatic." Malik muttered but went on "I'm afraid Prince Baka…"
"Baku!" Bakura corrected, twirling Malik's feather on his head.
"Whatever! You can't just parade in here uninvited and expect to…"
"My Ra," Yugi interrupted, poking the carpet "This is a remarkable device you've got here! You don't mind if I ride do you?"
"Hell…" Bakura then gazed at Takura, aiming the gun at him "Yes?" Takura stopped while Bakura lifted Yugi onto the carpet. Malik put the millennium rod into the carpet and refused that Yugi rode it.
"Nonsense Malik," Yugi disagreed "Learn to have some sugar and fun!" Yugi kicked the rod, setting the carpet free but Takura was too late to fire. While Yugi flied around, Malik and Bakura had a conversation.
"Just where did you say you where from?" Malik asked.
"Further then you've ever traveled," Bakura lied "I suppose."
"Tried me!" Malik challenged. Bakura gave an awkward look but then Malik shouted, "NOT LIKE THAT!"
"Out of the way!" Yugi shouted "I have no insurance!" Malik and Yugi ducked but Harpy was the least fortunate one. Harpy was flying away from Yugi and the carpet, flapping with all her might! When carpet stopped chasing her, Harpy crashed into a pillar. Ouch! Yugi landed and Malik was whispering to Yugi how he didn't trust Bakura. Yugi disagreed.
"What makes him worthy of a princess!?" Malik questioned, in Bakura's face.
"Why your majesty, I am Prince Baku," Bakura reasoned with Malik, while Ishizu was eavesdropping "I will win your daughter!"
"How dare you," Ishizu yelled "Trying to predict my future like I'm some prize to be won!" Ishizu marched off.
"She's got a bad case of PMS." Yugi said to Bakura, walking away from Mailk.
"It's time to say GOODBYE to Prince Baka!" Malik whispered to himself.
That night, Ishizu was sitting on her bed, poking Rajah to death. Afterwards, she took out a rifle and watched over her beloved fountain.
In the garden, in between the trees, Baku was thinking. Yami was trying to tell him to tell Ishizu the truth, but Bakura is a thief, and thieves don't tell the truth! Bakura went up to Ishizu on the carpet and Yami followed in the form of a bee. Ishizu tried to make Bakura go away by siccing Rajah on him. When Bakura took off his fancy hat and revealed his long white hair, he looked familiar to Ishizu. "Do I know you? You remind me of someone from the marketplace."
"The marketplace? I have servants go to the marketplace so it couldn't have been me!"Bakura lied. Ishizu sighed but she knew it was a lie!
"The hair, the eyes," Yami whispered "Anything! Pick a feature!"
"Um," Bakura moaned "Princess Ishizu, You're very…"
"Pretty, wonderful," Yami said "Punctual!"
"Punctual!" Bakura said but that got Ishizu mad. "I mean, beautiful!"
Ishizu and Rajah looked at each other as if Ishizu had something planned to put him down. "I'm rich too." She said, nearing in on Bakura.
"I know!" Bakura said, in a sexy way.
"The daughter of the sultan," Ishizu continued "A prize for any prince!"
"Yeah! A prince like me!" Bakura said, a bit nervous having Ishizu coming closer to him.
"WARNING! WARNING!" Yami rang.
"And every other wavering peacock I've met!" Ishizu then swung Bakura's cape over his head and pulled his hat down onto his face. "Go jump off the balcony or something!" Ishizu then started marching to her room. Bakura fixed himself up though.
"Want me to sting her?" Yami ask, trying to help.
"Beat it!" Bakura whispered.
"Fine, but bee yourself!" Yami joked, going back into the puzzle in Bakura's hat.
"Yeah right!" Bakura yelled but it drew Ishizu's attention.
"What?!" Ishizu yelled.
"I said you're right," Bakura lied "I'll leave." Bakura took a step off the balcony and Ishizu tried to stop him, thinking he was going to fall to his death, but Bakura poked his head up, surprising Ishizu.
"How are you doing that?" Ishizu asked. The carpet revealed itself.
"It's a magic carpet (ya dunce)." Bakura said.
"It's lovely!" Ishizu complimented.
"You don't wanna go out for a ride, do you?" Bakura asked.
"Is it safe?" Ishizu asked, a bit fascinated.
"Sure," Bakura answered but he said something that gave himself away "Do you trust me?"
Ishizu smiled. "Yes." Bakura pulled her onto the carpet and they flew off. One hundred commoner filled up the garden, drinking out of the fountain!
Meanwhile, in the sky, a song was coming on. Oh boy! Since they were actually flying place to place, Takura ran after them, filming it
Bakura:
I can open your eyes,
Shining, shimmering, splendid! (Try to say that five times fast!)
(Bakura shows Ishizu the palace from above and how it sparkles)
Tell me princess,
(They go through the bazaar and Bakura steals a flower for Ishizu)
Now when did you last let your heart decide?
(The carpet goes into the sky again)
I can show the world,
Over, sideways, and under,
(The carpet goes in his directions and goes back into the sky)
On a magic carpet ride!
A whole new world,
A new fantastic point of view,
No one to tell us no,
Or where to go,
Or say we're only dreaming.
Ishizu:
A whole new world,
A dazzling place,
I never knew,
But when I'm way up here,
(They both catch clouds)
It's crystal clear,
(Bakura stabs his while Ishizu sets her's free)
That now I'm in a world new world, with you
Bakura:
Now I'm in a whole new world with you!
(The swirl through a cloud making it look like whipped cream or cartoon poop)
Ishizu:
Unbelievable sights!
(They fly between a flock of seagulls)
Indescribable feeling!
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling,
Through an endless diamond sky,
A whole new world!
(The carpet goes down like a roller coaster while Ishizu tries to close her eyes)
Bakura:
Don't you dare close your eyes!
(Bakura uncovers Ishizu's eyes)
Ishizu:
One hundred thousand things to see.
(They're in Egypt when they pass Rishid working on a sphinx)
Bakura:
Hold your breath it gets better!
Ishizu:
I'm like a shooting star,
(She scares Rishid, who breaks the nose of the sphinx)
I've come so far,
I can't go back to where I used to be
Bakura:
A whole new world
(They go through a bunch of running horses)
With new horizons to pursue
Ishizu:
Every moment red-letter!
(She tries to pet a young one Takura's riding on, but it dies of running too much. They soon enter Greece)
Unison:
I'll chase them anywhere,
There's time to spare,
Let me share this whole new world with you.
(Bakura passes Ishizu an apple)
A whole new world.
Bakura:
That's where we'll be.
(They pass through a river)
A thrilling chase.
Ishizu:
A wondrous place.
Unison:
For you and me!
(They both cuddle while Takura is still following on a boat)
They landed in China, watching the festival, with fireworks popping, and people in their traditional dragon costume. Ishizu wanted Bakura to bust himself. "It's a shame Bazoo had tomissed this."
"Bazoo," Bakura said, while the carpet knew what she was trying to do "He doesn't like flying. He never did like fireworks either!" Bakura finally figured out what his stupid self said. "I mean…OH NO!"
"You are the boy from the marketplace," Ishizu yelled, pulling the hat off Bakura's head "I knew it! Why didn't you tell me?"
Bakura tried to see if the carpet would help but the carpet had no lips! "Well," Bakura said, beginning to lie "I go in disguise to escape palace life!"
"Why didn't you tell me though?" Ishizu asked again.
"Royalty going in disguise," Bakura scoffed "That sounds a bit crazy, don't you think?"
"Not that crazy!" Ishizu said, calming down and snuggling with Bakura.
Bakura returned Ishizu back to the palace while the commoners ran away. The two kissed and Ishizu liked it. But then it went to liking, to adoring, and then adoring to loving! Bakura pulled his face away, blushing dark red. Bakura fainted and Ishizu went to room, blushing as well. Bakura woke up quite fast but was tied up, thanks to Malik and the guards. "I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Prince Baka! Throw him where he shall never be found." Malik walked off while his men threw Bakura in the ocean. Bakura's hat dropped as well along with the puzzle. Bakura tried reaching it but there was a big metallic ball, chained to his foot! Bakura tried reached it but he passed out! His head rubbed the puzzle, setting Yami loose. Yami came out, scrubbing himself with a big bubble towel covering his 'privates' and butt. When Yami saw Bakura, Yami wasted Bakura 2nd wish and saved him!
"Yami," Bakura coughed "Thanks." Bakura needed a stunt double for saying thanks. Bakura returned, riding Yami back to the palace.
At the palace, Ishizu was blasting her radio and dancing. "Breathe, stretch, shake," She said "Let it go!" Yugi interrupted Ishizu. Little did Ishizu know, Yugi was hypnotized by Malik, who was standing behind the right door.
"Oh father," Ishizu said, gleefully "I had a lovely night. I'm so happy!"
"You should be happy," Yugi said "For you shall be wed to Malik!" Malik swung the other door open to reveal him. Ishizu gasped and Malik said,
"Speechless? A fine quality in a wife!" Ishizu ran to Yugi and whined,
"Father! That's incest! That's my brother, and plus, I love Baku!"
"I'm afraid Baku left!" Malik lied.
"Check your crystal ball again Malik!" Bakura shouted out from the corner.
"How in the heck…" Harpy screeched but remembered she had to act "I mean, SQUAWK!"
"Tell them Malik," Bakura said, quite furious "You tried to have me killed!"
"What ridiculous nonsense," Malik said, trying to hypnotize Yugi to believe Malik "He is obviously lying!" Bakura saw Malik's trick.
"Obviously…Lying…" Yugi said.
"What's wrong with you!?" Ishizu asked.
"I know what's wrong!" Bakura grabbed the rod and smashed it. Yugi came back to his senses and Bakura showed him what Malik was doing the whole time.
"You traitor! GUARDS!" Yugi yelled. Malik saw the puzzle and tried to get it but the guards came to take him away.
"This isn't done yet boy!" Malik threatened, throw a small potion to the ground. It smoked up the place and Malik got away!
"Find him! Search everywhere!" Yugi commanded. "This is horrible!"
Ishizu and Bakura were happy to be together again even though it was only 5 minutes! Ishizu whispered something in Bakura's ear, making him happy. Yugi saw the happy relation between the two (For the movie) and was saying how the kingdom would be peaceful with someone like him around.
In Malik's secret room, Malik was telling Harpy to steal the puzzle from Bakura.
In Bakura's room the next morning, Yami was begging Bakura to set him free but Bakura said he couldn't keep up the act by himself. Yami said that Bakura lies too much and went into his puzzle. Bakura got mad and yelled at his other friends, the carpet and Bazoo. They left, a bit sadly though. Bakura tried to apologize, but he wanted to set things right first. Harpy, disguised as a flamingo acted out Ishizu's voice.
"Bakura. Oh Bakura!"
"Ishizu?" Bakura stepped out his room but didn't see her "Where are you?"
"I'm out in the menagerie! Hurry!"
Bakura ran to Ishizu. Harpy had an admirer but she shot him! She stole the puzzle and carried it to Malik.
In the menagerie, Ishizu pushed Bakura out onto the stage outside in the middle of Yugi's speech to everybody in Agrabah. "Prince Baku Dorobo!" Everyone cheered while Malik from above in a tower was glaring down at them.
"Look at them, cheering on that pipsqueak!" Harpy said, disgusted.
"Let them cheer!" Malik said, rubbing the puzzle, releasing Yami. "Where's Joey?"
"He has diarrhea!" Yami said. He continued his act and started reading a book, looking at Malik "Tonight, playing Bakura is a tall, dark, and sinister man!" Malik grabbed Yami's hair and pulled him to the ground, stepping on his head.
"I am your master!" Malik said.
"I was afraid of that!" Yami said.
"Yami," Malik said, ready to make his wish "Grant me my first wish! I wish to rule on high, as sultan!"
Around the stage, a cloud spiraled above it and sucked up a tower. "Bless my soul!" Yugi muttered. His clothes started to come off him and go to Malik.
Takura and his security tried to hold back the rampaging fan girls!
"MWAHAHAHA!" Malik laughed.
"Malik, you vile traitor!" Yugi insulted.
"That's sultan traitor, to you!" Harpy corrected.
"I don't think so!" Yami said, looking into his but found nothing. "The puzzle!"
"Founders keepers," Malik said "Baku!"
Yami was in the form of a giant, lifting the palace onto a mountain. The people ran, screaming. Bakura jumped onto the carpet and flew up to Yami. "Hey you moron," Bakura insulted "What are you doing!?"
"Sorry Bakura," Yami apologized "I got a new master now."
"Malik," Yugi yelled "I order you to stop, this instant!"
"HA! There's a new order now," Malik said "My order! Now you will bow to me!"
Yugi started to bow but Ishizu shouted, "We will never bow to you!"
"Why am I not surprised?" Harpy asked.
"Fine," Malik spat "If you won't bow before a sultan, you'll cower before a sorcerer! Yami, my second wish, I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer, in the world! MWAHAHA!" Bakura tried to stop Yami but Yami granted Malik's wished. Marik replaced Malik with a pointier hat and a new rod. "Now where were we?" Marik asked himself then he looked at Yugi and Ishizu "Ah, yes, abject humiliation!" Marik shot a blast at the two and they bowed before him! Rajah tried to attack but Marik turned him into a cat! A song tune began to play! "Oh princess! There's someone I'm dying to introduce you to!"
"Get your hands off her Marik!" Bakura yelled, coming down on him.
Prince Baku, yes it is you, but not as we know him!
(Marik blasts Baku under his control like a puppet and brings Bakura and Ishizu together)
Read my lips and come to grip with reality!
Yes, a meet, a blast from your past! Whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious, Prince Baku!
(Marik turns Bakura back into a beggar)
Or shall we say, Bakura! (Harpy)
(Bakura and Ishizu try to talk to each other but Marik pushes them apart)
So Baku turns out to be merely Bakura!
(Marik turns Bazoo back into a monkey)
Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me!
(Marik binds Bakura and Bazoo together in some red thingy)
His personality flaws,
He gives me adequate cause,
(Marik slaps Bakura and sends him to a tower)
To send him, packing, on a one-way trip,
(The carpet hops in as well)
So his prospects take a terminal dip!
His assets froze,
The venue's chosen,
Is the end of the Earth, WHOOPEE!
(The tower shoots off like a rocket)
Ex-Prince, Baku!
"MWAHAHAHA!" Marik laughed.
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